ARmy Rumour SErvice

**CaptainPlume** · 25-04-2012, 20:03

Originally Posted by Boumer

I liked his "The London Bombings", heavily censored at the time due to the ongoing CREVICE trial. Good book though.

Crevice is a thoroughly filthy word!

**Brotherton Lad** · 25-04-2012, 20:30

Originally Posted by CaptainPlume

Crevice is a thoroughly filthy word!

Especially if the crust gives way and you fall in.

**redshift** · 25-04-2012, 20:35

Originally Posted by King_of_the_Burpas

Fancy a Muslim sandwich?

How about a cockmeat sandwich?

Might be NSFW:

Harold and Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay, Cock Meat Sandwich Scene - YouTube

**Boumer** · 25-04-2012, 20:56

Originally Posted by redshift

How about a cockmeat sandwich?

Might be NSFW:

Harold and Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay, Cock Meat Sandwich Scene - YouTube

Er, OK.

Bring back the scary religious guy. The concept of Big Bob's cheesey cock is truly mind-scaring.

**Brotherton Lad** · 25-04-2012, 21:28

Originally Posted by Boumer

Er, OK.

Bring back the scary religious guy. The concept of Big Bob's cheesey cock is truly mind-scaring.

He's off-line. He didn't say if he was Philadelphia Church of God, but this is one of their doctrines:

We believe Christians are forbidden to kill (Exodus 20:13) or in any manner directly or indirectly take human life. We believe bearing arms is contrary to this doctrine; we therefore conscientiously refuse to bear arms or to come under military authority. Christians are, in fact, citizens of another government (John 18:36; Hebrews 11:13-16).

A curious site to visit (unless for evangelical purposes, I suppose. Or do I mean proselytising?).

**Boumer** · 25-04-2012, 22:01

Originally Posted by Brotherton Lad

He's off-line. He didn't say if he was Philadelphia Church of God, but this is one of their doctrines:

We believe Christians are forbidden to kill (Exodus 20:13) or in any manner directly or indirectly take human life. We believe bearing arms is contrary to this doctrine; we therefore conscientiously refuse to bear arms or to come under military authority. Christians are, in fact, citizens of another government (John 18:36; Hebrews 11:13-16).

A curious site to visit (unless for evangelical purposes, I suppose. Or do I mean proselytising?).

I couldn't care less, if they reckon they are exempt from temporal authority they're no different than pikeys.

So long as the believers follow that bit of Deuteronomy Chapter 23 where they are reminded where to take a dump.

The shovel recce is clearly holy and not to be approached lightly (I'd agree with that).

¹² Designate a place outside the camp where you can go to relieve yourself. ¹³ As part of your equipment have something to dig with, and when you relieve yourself, dig a hole and cover up your excrement. ¹⁴ For the LORD your God moves about in your camp to protect you and to deliver your enemies to you. Your camp must be holy, so that he will not see among you anything indecent and turn away from you.