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    City of Durham gentleman, Top totty, classic buildings and the home of the finest Light Infantrymen!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tinman74 View Post
    City of Durham gentleman, Top totty, classic buildings and the home of the finest Light Infantrymen!!!
    ...and the Pink Panther...

    Durham, Durham
    Durham, Durham, Durham...
    "Hurrah for the Works Group" just doesn't have the same ring...

    "A volunteer is worth ten pressed men."
    So, a TA battalion or nine Regular Guards battalions? Not a difficult choice, then (especially as we don't have nine Regular Guards battalions).

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    Darlington was a dump in the late 1970s when I was stationed at 11 Sigs Regt, Helles Barracks. Camp Centre at Catterick Garrison was like a ghost town.... all run down and closed up when I knew it way back in the mid 1960s'...
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    Quote Originally Posted by putteesinmyhands View Post
    ...and the Pink Panther...

    Durham, Durham
    Durham, Durham, Durham...
    Hehe.

    Putties, do I live in the Dales, Durham, or N Yorks????
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    Quote Originally Posted by The_Snail View Post
    Hehe.

    Putties, do I live in the Dales, Durham, or N Yorks????
    Dales and N Yorks.

    At least, that's where your house is. You're more sort of, well, Ubique.
    "Hurrah for the Works Group" just doesn't have the same ring...

    "A volunteer is worth ten pressed men."
    So, a TA battalion or nine Regular Guards battalions? Not a difficult choice, then (especially as we don't have nine Regular Guards battalions).

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    Bro, have you been to Northallerton recently? At least Darlo has shops open before 1000hrs.
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    Quote Originally Posted by putteesinmyhands View Post
    You're more sort of, well, Ubique.
    As in, 'All over the bloody place'?

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    Darlington was really posh as I remember it...you see I went to school at the other end of the railway, Stockton-on-Tees. Oh yeah... We and the 'monkey hangers' had it rough, chemical fall-out from Billingham and rust in the water...still it didn't do us any 'arm eh... Last time I looked the only back to backs surviving in the street where I lived were being used as mosques!

    Anyway, After a decade or so living in Aldershot anything is going to feel like an escape to the country...

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    The North certainly doesn't have the monopoly of gash towns. If you move away from the obvious tourist parts of Salisbury, it is a bit of a dump. The town centre has shed loads of charity shops and closed down, boarded up business units. The area around the railway station in particular could be used as a film set for the Walking Dead.
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