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    but they have had 10 years to sort it out, iraq should have given them a clue what was required.

    mind you they could have given up on merlin when it didnt do what they said it could like fly on two engines
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    am I right in thinking the old girl who survived the Atlantic conveyor is still going?
    what the world needs is an enema, make that two - just to give it a sense of purpose.

    US electoral democracy is just a structured system of legalised bribery.

    a senior Chinese officer has said, “all the great nations in the world own aircraft carriers – they are symbols of a great nation”. That’s why China has just commissioned its first. By the same token, to opt for a “carrier gap” of some years is to abandon your responsibilities.

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    If you're referring to 'Bravo November' it certainly was earlier this year.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Grumblegrunt View Post
    am I right in thinking the old girl who survived the Atlantic conveyor is still going?
    Aye: Tiz the aforementioned Bravo November.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Grumblegrunt View Post
    mind you they could have given up on merlin when it didnt do what they said it could like fly on two engines
    The even better clusterfuck with the Merlin was the requirement that it should be able to fit a Land Rover up the ramp, and be held snug inside the body so that in the event of a crash (crashing is the Merlin's speciality point, with it's collapsing plastic shell and fancy crash-proof seats and all that stuff) it didn't land on top of whoever was sat near it.

    Helicopter designer said 'no problem' and measured it to fit perfectly, with a GS Land Rover.

    So, of course, when they drove the first Wolf into it, with the Wolf's higher roof, it crashed into the back of the helicopter.

    Nobody in the multi-million pound project ever considered that they might want to drive a Wolf into it not a GS.
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    Quote Originally Posted by sunnoficarus View Post
    And when Bravo November and the other old buses get pensioned off, back to the current number.
    Bravo November and all the rest of the HC.2 fleet are being converted to HC.4 and by the time they are pensioned off,you,I and many reading this will probably be long gone from this world.
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    Quote Originally Posted by dinosaur_poo View Post
    The even better clusterfuck with the Merlin was the requirement that it should be able to fit a Land Rover up the ramp, and be held snug inside the body so that in the event of a crash (crashing is the Merlin's speciality point, with it's collapsing plastic shell and fancy crash-proof seats and all that stuff) it didn't land on top of whoever was sat near it.

    Helicopter designer said 'no problem' and measured it to fit perfectly, with a GS Land Rover.

    So, of course, when they drove the first Wolf into it, with the Wolf's higher roof, it crashed into the back of the helicopter.

    Nobody in the multi-million pound project ever considered that they might want to drive a Wolf into it not a GS.
    Doh!
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    Thought the navy were getting the RAF merlons to replace sea king and the RAF would get more chinook and upgraded pumas.Pretty sure there was something on DII about it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by AIRBORNEJOCK View Post
    Thought the navy were getting the RAF merlons to replace sea king and the RAF would get more chinook and upgraded pumas.Pretty sure there was something on DII about it.
    I believe that's correct.
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