View Poll Results: Would you, if ordered, open fire on Politicians in the UK?

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    Would you, if ordered, open fire on Politicians in the UK?

    My mate Hugo just sent me an email asking 'are you ready yet?'

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    One side of the house yes, the other no, at least not yet.

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    Sad to say, I'm quite willing to open fire on absolutely anyone for the most tenuous of reasoning and the merest hint of an order.

    Bit silly to give me a gun so often really.

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    My loyalty is to Her Maj, not the oiks in the Commons, so if she gives the nod…
    Think of a herd of cats briefly all moving in the same direction due to a random quantum fluctuation...


    "It costs money to have children...if you don't have any....then don't have them. It is THAT simple. " - Mr_Deputy

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    Quote Originally Posted by Semper_Flexibilis View Post
    My loyalty is to Her Maj, not the oiks in the Commons, so if she gives the nod…
    Quite right. Betty is the Boss.
    "Never start a fight that you can't win with everything you have right now"

    My friends call me "Lefty" because I just ain't right.

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    Ready aim FIRE!

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    Couldn't be bothered really, well, except for Blair - whenever.

    Course, once started might be a waste to go home with half a clip

    No.9

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    Don't think our future Commander-in-Chief will need much encouragement to give to order.

    Benevolent dictatorship is the way forward I think.

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    Big fcukng YES!!!
    Bring em on lets see what they've got . stand still or i'll send the dog. . Fcuk 'em all bar one and bollocks to him! Take it from a 71 year old Teddy Boy;-Rock N Roll will never die;- So there! Another thing;- "This were all fields when I was a lad!"P.S. No medals.

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    Sod orders, all I'd need is opportunity. A nod on the q/t from Her Nibs, via HRH Phil for plausible deniability, would just increase the pleasure.

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    In the words of a famous dog..................oooooooooooohhhhhh yes

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    Why waste the rounds?
    Fill the H o C with Zyklon B instead.
    Older,but no wiser.

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    I fail to see why this topic is in the slightest controversial. The only difficulty is in deciding if any of them should be allowed to survive, and in keeping the grin off one's face whilst loading the magazines.

    I may take a little time to decide the minutiae of calibre, whether to wear ear defenders, and trying to guess what Gunner Officers would wear for the occasion, of course.
    I am very, very old you know...
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    Quote Originally Posted by old_nis View Post
    I fail to see why this topic is in the slightest controversial. The only difficulty is in deciding if any of them should be allowed to survive, and in keeping the grin off one's face whilst loading the magazines.

    I may take a little time to decide the minutiae of calibre, whether to wear ear defenders, and trying to guess what Gunner Officers would wear for the occasion, of course.
    Who gives a shit? They'd be 20km back from the action!
    SAVE ENERGY!!!!
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    Wer ficken will, muss freundlich sein!

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    Blears, Blair, Brown, Balls, with a corkscrew, I have already gone online to buy my supersaver ticket, where are we meeting up for pre rapture drinks?

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