ARmy Rumour SErvice

**CaptainPlume** · 25-08-2010, 22:00

Originally Posted by Alec_Lomas

Pimlico eh? Do you still need a passport to go there? (that's going to go over the heads of most of the younger posters )

Thought the victim was a bloke so the Police aren't looking for The Ladykillers...

**brettarider** · 25-08-2010, 23:57

Originally Posted by Whet

Apparently (according to Channel4), the body was in bits in that rubber bag, and his assorted sim cards were lying in a line on a table. Just like they had been picked up one by one and copied.

I wonder how Ch4 found all that out?

Sleeping policeman told them back to sleep dozy we'll wake you if we have a thread were your informed remarks are required

**visitor** · 26-08-2010, 00:08

What's been permitted to be dripped to the press/public so far, reminds me of the body found in a barrel a few years ago at beachy head, so I'm interested to follow it when they work out if it was a calling card message to the service or if it was a personal falling out. Bit weird though being put in a bag & then left in his home, maybe The Transporter (Jason Stratham) got stuck in London traffic for two weeks & failed to show up in time before Monday.

**uncle_vanya** · 26-08-2010, 00:25

Maybe a 'lovers spat' between said GCHQ worker (alleged of course), and an irate Rent Boy who didn't get paid for services rendered. It's usually got to do with something around "Sex, Drugs Drink and Rock 'n Roll".....

**HectortheInspector** · 26-08-2010, 12:16

Originally Posted by Poppy

don't be silly- we know all ex-spies go to portmerion

Actually, Lord Hutton has already been asked to investigate. On being presented with a dead spy, who had apparently first been stunned with a blow to the head with a fluffy white cat, cut in half with a powerful laser, and stuffed inside a gym bag, he said last Sunday that it was "A textbook suicide." The body was discovered on Monday.

**cokecan** · 27-08-2010, 22:32

i know these people are supposed to be crap, by i'm staggered that it took two weeks for someone to get into this blokes flat and open his nostrils.

fcuk me, can they even spell 'competence'?

RIP to this bloke, but his boss should be fcuking shot.

**mercurydancer** · 27-08-2010, 23:52

Originally Posted by cessna123

Re this and the Kelly situation. Memo to any serving folks in the 'specials'.
1. The enemy is not the problem, you know who they are, even if they are KGB, IRA or AQ and you can't see them;
2. Your bosses are the problem, they will compromise your safety to gain a few brownie points come the next promotion board;
3. When you retire don't think it ends there, move round a little, Oz, NZ, Europe are good and it keeps anybody guessing.

Memo to any one in the "specials" - The above post is bolleaux. KGB is now Eff Ess Bay and the GRU arent anywhere near what they were years ago. Bosses are the problem? all bosses are problems, that is their main function, but a "boss" who wants a geopolitical shysteshower because he let someone get topped is a rarity.

Cessna.. nice of you to keep it so vague that no one can say to you that you are wrong

Travelling to Europe( again vague- its a big place) and to other continents means that your biometrics are checked on each airport. Its far better to go to Skipton North Yorkshire as no one will ever follow you there or give a shyte if you go there.

**mark1234** · 28-08-2010, 10:30

My money is on cessna123 being a certain ex-MI6 officer who's been posting on here before....

Hello again Richard, if you want to be anonymous and start again you'd do well to avoid anything about aviation or MI6 ;)

As for the murdered MI6 bloke does anyone else find it odd when abody is found in a holdall that the filth seem all too eager to leak to the press that it may be the result of devient homosexual behavior, despite the family denying he was even gay ?

**longlivethequeen** · 28-08-2010, 10:48

was he a bag man?

**Joe_Private** · 28-08-2010, 10:56

Originally Posted by mark1234

As for the murdered MI6 bloke does anyone else find it odd when abody is found in a holdall that the filth seem all too eager to leak to the press that it may be the result of devient homosexual behavior, despite the family denying he was even gay ?

My gaydar does not work very well at all, but my first thought on seeing his picture was 'Who's that nosh cunt?' I think his family are either in denial, or ashamed.