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    Election Straw Poll

    Percentage this and percentage that! Who leads in the polls?

    Arrse has the chance to pre-empt the election result.

    Vote now and guess who shall win.
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    Re: Election Straw Poll

    I write down everything I want to remember. That way, instead of spending a lot of time trying to remember what it is I wrote down, I spend the time looking for the paper I wrote it down on.
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    Re: Election Straw Poll

    You missed "Other" as an option, or do you assume we will vote for one of the above?
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    Vegitarians? bunch of cnuts more like.
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    Re: Election Straw Poll

    I think think think he means who do you reckon will win, not who you'll vote for. No option for hung parliament though.
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    Yes I did give the option of ANother but the machine beat me!
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    Re: Election Straw Poll

    Quote Originally Posted by fridge_magnet
    I think think think he means who do you reckon will win, not who you'll vote for. No option for hung parliament though.
    WHY?????
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    Re: Election Straw Poll

    Quote Originally Posted by shagnasty
    Quote Originally Posted by fridge_magnet
    I think think think he means who do you reckon will win, not who you'll vote for. No option for hung parliament though.
    WHY?????
    errrrm because your poll is titled 'who will win' not 'who will you vote for'. And a hung parliament is quite likely - more likely than a LD victory for a start.
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    Re: Election Straw Poll

    Quote Originally Posted by fridge_magnet
    Quote Originally Posted by shagnasty
    Quote Originally Posted by fridge_magnet
    I think think think he means who do you reckon will win, not who you'll vote for. No option for hung parliament though.
    WHY?????
    errrrm because your poll is titled 'who will win' not 'who will you vote for'. And a hung parliament is quite likely - more likely than a LD victory for a start.
    You assume that the winner will be one of the major 3? why? the way this country votes, any fooker could win.
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    Re: Election Straw Poll

    Quote Originally Posted by fridge_magnet
    Quote Originally Posted by shagnasty
    Quote Originally Posted by fridge_magnet
    I think think think he means who do you reckon will win, not who you'll vote for. No option for hung parliament though.
    WHY?????
    errrrm because your poll is titled 'who will win' not 'who will you vote for'. And a hung parliament is quite likely - more likely than a LD victory for a start.
    Ever seen, "hung" on a ballot box?
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    Re: Election Straw Poll

    The way this country votes the winner will be





    Simon Fcuking Cowell.

    No hung parliament vote!!!!!!!
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    Re: Election Straw Poll

    Quote Originally Posted by shagnasty
    Quote Originally Posted by fridge_magnet
    Quote Originally Posted by shagnasty
    Quote Originally Posted by fridge_magnet
    I think think think he means who do you reckon will win, not who you'll vote for. No option for hung parliament though.
    WHY?????
    errrrm because your poll is titled 'who will win' not 'who will you vote for'. And a hung parliament is quite likely - more likely than a LD victory for a start.
    Ever seen, "hung" on a ballot box?
    are you fucking stupid? your poll says 'WHO WILL WIN?' not 'WHO WILL YOU VOTE FOR?'

    And I've never seen any party names on a ballot box
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    Re: Election Straw Poll

    Quote Originally Posted by fridge_magnet
    Quote Originally Posted by shagnasty
    Quote Originally Posted by fridge_magnet
    Quote Originally Posted by shagnasty
    Quote Originally Posted by fridge_magnet
    I think think think he means who do you reckon will win, not who you'll vote for. No option for hung parliament though.
    WHY?????
    errrrm because your poll is titled 'who will win' not 'who will you vote for'. And a hung parliament is quite likely - more likely than a LD victory for a start.
    Ever seen, "hung" on a ballot box?
    are you * stupid? your poll says 'WHO WILL WIN?' not 'WHO WILL YOU VOTE FOR?'

    And I've never seen any party names on a ballot box
    Very true...but then being such a pedant , dotting the "i's" and crossing the "T's", vote and cut the crap. Are you so dim?
    "Detriments you call us. Detriments? Well I want to remind you that it was detriments like us that built this bloody empire....!"
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    Re: Election Straw Poll

    I'd love to know who the f*ckwits are who would vote labour? Must be a wah surely?
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    Re: Election Straw Poll

    I'd like to see an extra box next to the candidates name, marked 'hung'
    although it would make choosing a bit harder
    Go Do One

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    Quote Originally Posted by armr617
    I'd like to see an extra box next to the candidates name, marked 'hung'
    although it would make choosing a bit harder
    BEST YET!
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    Re: Election Straw Poll

    Quote Originally Posted by armr617
    I'd like to see an extra box next to the candidates name, marked 'hung'
    although it would make choosing a bit harder
    Not if we could hang all of them it wouldnt!
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    Re: Election Straw Poll

    Well Gents after watching Wednesdays Prime Minister's Question time If Any of UK's Great Unwashed do see anything Sensible on UK TV then Browns just Walked in at a Fast Gallop.
    Brown wiped his arrse with the Boy Cammeroon, best bit of Bulling I have seen for years.
    Ashcroft was found not guilty by House of Lords yet Brown used him to slaughter Ashcroft s chosen one.
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    Dave do the honest thing beg borrow or my I suggest Steal, the duty Mess revolver and do the honorable thing.
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    Re: Election Straw Poll

    Some twats' have voted Labour
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    Re: Election Straw Poll

    Quote Originally Posted by shagnasty
    Quote Originally Posted by fridge_magnet
    Quote Originally Posted by shagnasty
    Quote Originally Posted by fridge_magnet
    Quote Originally Posted by shagnasty
    Quote Originally Posted by fridge_magnet
    I think think think he means who do you reckon will win, not who you'll vote for. No option for hung parliament though.
    WHY?????
    errrrm because your poll is titled 'who will win' not 'who will you vote for'. And a hung parliament is quite likely - more likely than a LD victory for a start.
    Ever seen, "hung" on a ballot box?
    are you * stupid? your poll says 'WHO WILL WIN?' not 'WHO WILL YOU VOTE FOR?'

    And I've never seen any party names on a ballot box
    Very true...but then being such a pedant , dotting the "i's" and crossing the "T's", vote and cut the crap. Are you so dim?
    Not quite so dim that I start polls that are already running on arrse you fucking bottom muffin
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    Quote Originally Posted by jonwilly
    Well Gents after watching Wednesdays Prime Minister's Question time If Any of UK's Great Unwashed do see anything Sensible on UK TV then Browns just Walked in at a Fast Gallop.
    Brown wiped his arrse with the Boy Cammeroon, best bit of Bulling I have seen for years.
    Ashcroft was found not guilty by House of Lords yet Brown used him to slaughter Ashcroft s chosen one.
    john
    Dave do the honest thing beg borrow or my I suggest Steal, the duty Mess revolver and do the honorable thing.
    No, the best bit was Cameron's fake outrage when some gobshite Labour back-bencher shouted "They're Tories!" when Cameron asked why some former members of the defence staff were calling out Brown. Cameron's reaction was that of a 12 year old girl who had just been told by her parents that her short skirt made her look like a slapper
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