View Poll Results: Who will win the General Election

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    2 2.15%
  • Conservative

    68 73.12%
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    23 24.73%
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    Election Straw Poll

    Percentage this and percentage that! Who leads in the polls?

    Arrse has the chance to pre-empt the election result.

    Vote now and guess who shall win.
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    Re: Election Straw Poll

    I write down everything I want to remember. That way, instead of spending a lot of time trying to remember what it is I wrote down, I spend the time looking for the paper I wrote it down on.

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    Re: Election Straw Poll

    You missed "Other" as an option, or do you assume we will vote for one of the above?
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    Vegitarians? bunch of cnuts more like.

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    Re: Election Straw Poll

    I think think think he means who do you reckon will win, not who you'll vote for. No option for hung parliament though.

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    Re: Election Straw Poll

    Yes I did give the option of ANother but the machine beat me!
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    Re: Election Straw Poll

    Quote Originally Posted by fridge_magnet
    I think think think he means who do you reckon will win, not who you'll vote for. No option for hung parliament though.
    WHY?????
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    Re: Election Straw Poll

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    Quote Originally Posted by fridge_magnet
    I think think think he means who do you reckon will win, not who you'll vote for. No option for hung parliament though.
    WHY?????
    errrrm because your poll is titled 'who will win' not 'who will you vote for'. And a hung parliament is quite likely - more likely than a LD victory for a start.

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    Re: Election Straw Poll

    Quote Originally Posted by fridge_magnet
    Quote Originally Posted by shagnasty
    Quote Originally Posted by fridge_magnet
    I think think think he means who do you reckon will win, not who you'll vote for. No option for hung parliament though.
    WHY?????
    errrrm because your poll is titled 'who will win' not 'who will you vote for'. And a hung parliament is quite likely - more likely than a LD victory for a start.
    You assume that the winner will be one of the major 3? why? the way this country votes, any fooker could win.
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    Re: Election Straw Poll

    Quote Originally Posted by fridge_magnet
    Quote Originally Posted by shagnasty
    Quote Originally Posted by fridge_magnet
    I think think think he means who do you reckon will win, not who you'll vote for. No option for hung parliament though.
    WHY?????
    errrrm because your poll is titled 'who will win' not 'who will you vote for'. And a hung parliament is quite likely - more likely than a LD victory for a start.
    Ever seen, "hung" on a ballot box?
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    Re: Election Straw Poll

    The way this country votes the winner will be





    Simon Fcuking Cowell.

    No hung parliament vote!!!!!!!
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    Re: Election Straw Poll

    Quote Originally Posted by shagnasty
    Quote Originally Posted by fridge_magnet
    Quote Originally Posted by shagnasty
    Quote Originally Posted by fridge_magnet
    I think think think he means who do you reckon will win, not who you'll vote for. No option for hung parliament though.
    WHY?????
    errrrm because your poll is titled 'who will win' not 'who will you vote for'. And a hung parliament is quite likely - more likely than a LD victory for a start.
    Ever seen, "hung" on a ballot box?
    are you fucking stupid? your poll says 'WHO WILL WIN?' not 'WHO WILL YOU VOTE FOR?'

    And I've never seen any party names on a ballot box

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    Re: Election Straw Poll

    Quote Originally Posted by fridge_magnet
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    Quote Originally Posted by fridge_magnet
    Quote Originally Posted by shagnasty
    Quote Originally Posted by fridge_magnet
    I think think think he means who do you reckon will win, not who you'll vote for. No option for hung parliament though.
    WHY?????
    errrrm because your poll is titled 'who will win' not 'who will you vote for'. And a hung parliament is quite likely - more likely than a LD victory for a start.
    Ever seen, "hung" on a ballot box?
    are you * stupid? your poll says 'WHO WILL WIN?' not 'WHO WILL YOU VOTE FOR?'

    And I've never seen any party names on a ballot box
    Very true...but then being such a pedant , dotting the "i's" and crossing the "T's", vote and cut the crap. Are you so dim?
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    Re: Election Straw Poll

    I'd love to know who the f*ckwits are who would vote labour? Must be a wah surely?
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    Re: Election Straw Poll

    I'd like to see an extra box next to the candidates name, marked 'hung'
    although it would make choosing a bit harder

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    Quote Originally Posted by armr617
    I'd like to see an extra box next to the candidates name, marked 'hung'
    although it would make choosing a bit harder
    BEST YET!
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