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**Top_Man** · 06-03-2010, 21:06

Just seen the pics on the TV, what tosser gave him a flak jacket !!!

**Hawk7814** · 06-03-2010, 22:23

Now, f*ck this reminds me something - did I forget to bring something??

All these people with funny patterned clothes.... I can't think, its too hot and who's Mr. T. Aliban?

**No_Duff** · 07-03-2010, 08:50

Originally Posted by lsquared

Originally Posted by spoiltb

Originally Posted by No_Duff

£500 to any squaddie that has an accidental discharge and zaps tosspot brown.

How about £1000? It's still a bargain.

£10,000 here and I mean it!

Well done sir.

I'll raise my offer to £1000.

That makes £12000 now.

**the_boy_syrup** · 07-03-2010, 08:55

Originally Posted by Hawk7814

Now, f*ck this reminds me something - did I forget to bring something??

All these people with funny patterned clothes.... I can't think, its too hot and who's Mr. T. Aliban?

Brown states "Under a newly elected Labour Goverment I will allocate £20 million pounds to our Armed Forces for Brasso to keep these plaques clean"

Meanwhile overheard as he walks away "How much did that brass cost can we get cheaper"?

**mnairb** · 07-03-2010, 09:09

'Fair play to him, love him or loath him he has popped over a fair few times' - Usually when he thought it would do him some good by embarrassing the Tories, like 'just popping over to see the lads' to steal the headlines during the Tory party conference. He also announced 10 million of 'new money' to replace snatch landrovers - knowing Brown, it will come out of the existing defence budget somehow with his usual smoke and mirrors approach.

**lsquared** · 07-03-2010, 09:24

Thankfully thus far there are no photos of the fat oaf - other than the appropriate and thought provoking image posted by 'Hawk'.

Some of the papers published a photo of the awful twerp taken last time he spoiled everyone's day by slobbering out to Afghanistan - what a complete arrse he looked. The camera cannot lie suppose.

**tropper66** · 07-03-2010, 10:46

Liam Fox has pointed out that there was a contract put out some time ago for 400 Landrover replacements, but yesterday Cyclops said there would now be 200 new light patrol vehicals, so are these extra vehicals or is Brown once again pulling a fast one and talking shite,again

taffy01 · 07-03-2010, 10:55

The Brass are just as bad. How many times with a VIP visit are we forced to smile, 'Everthings fine Sir' 'Best Tour Ive been on Sir' 'Boots fit Sir'. Get the brass off the scene, let the Toms vent and maybe the Politico's would get an accurate picture. Even then they would do sod all.
Why not put Brown patrol and watch the B.....D bottle in five

**the_boy_syrup** · 07-03-2010, 11:00

Funny every time I see him on the news he's getting out of a Chinook - no wonder he thinks we don't need more helicopters if we can keep one just for him

Never see him travelling by road in the worlds best vehicles

**Tastytoggle** · 07-03-2010, 12:34

Watched a bit of his visit on the BBC news yesterday afternoon and whilst he was speaking to a polite little RAF lass, the army lads beside her who'd obviously been ordered out to meet him were looking away from him and not impressed by any of it. Needless, to say, that particularly insightful clip was only aired once as far as I know.