Thread: Special Forces Assassins Infiltrate Taliban in Afghanistan

Originally Posted by lsquared

Question:

If a male suicide bomber 'gets' seventy-two virgins, what does a female suicide bomber get?

Probably a beating for having so much flesh exposed.

No she gets to join the other 71 female suicide bombers with her legs in stirrups so that the thousands of Taliban martyrs can start queuing in line for their turn.

You can imagine Mohammed the 10,000th suicide bomber finally reaching the head of the line only to be faced with a dripping and broken semen filled vadge with one of the prophets standing there shaking his head...."Don't any of you read the small print?......there only ever were 72 virgins, no more no less and that was for everyone, not per individual. We only expected 72 martyrs in total..........you muppets"

Originally Posted by BiscuitsAB

Originally Posted by lsquared

Question:

If a male suicide bomber 'gets' seventy-two virgins, what does a female suicide bomber get?

Probably a beating for having so much flesh exposed.

Or being buried alive perhaps as happened to this poor girl in Turkey. Linky

Perhaps some of our resident Islamic scholars can shed some light on this.

Originally Posted by BiscuitsAB

Originally Posted by lsquared

Question:

If a male suicide bomber 'gets' seventy-two virgins, what does a female suicide bomber get?

Probably a beating for having so much flesh exposed.

worse than that ... tryin to explain the G spot and clitoris to 72 male virgins that cant be arrsed anyway ....

or the quickest bukkake vid in town ...

Originally Posted by 3_Peco_Seconds_GO

Originally Posted by BiscuitsAB

Originally Posted by lsquared

Question:

If a male suicide bomber 'gets' seventy-two virgins, what does a female suicide bomber get?

Probably a beating for having so much flesh exposed.

worse than that ... tryin to explain the G spot and clitoris to 72 male virgins that cant be arrsed anyway ....

or the quickest bukkake vid in town ...

Just when I think the visual can't get any worse.....

Originally Posted by jumpinjarhead

Or being buried alive perhaps as happened to this poor girl in Turkey. Linky

Perhaps some of our resident Islamic scholars can shed some light on this.

The US is, of course, well known for its level-headed approach to religion.

Originally Posted by saladin

Originally Posted by jumpinjarhead

Or being buried alive perhaps as happened to this poor girl in Turkey. Linky

Perhaps some of our resident Islamic scholars can shed some light on this.

The US is, of course, well known for its level-headed approach to religion.

Please cite the last burying alive for religious reasons incident in the US--I must have missed it. If you are trying to rationalize (I purposely did not say justify) what occurred in Turkey (assuming of course reasonably accurate reporting of the matter), I would humbly suggest you are taking the wrong tack.

I specifically and carefully avoided any substantive critical judgment of the Turkish event as I have been upbraided for by other ARRSERs more versed in Islam in the past and instead asked (neutrally and sincerely) for those with more expertise to explain it.

Originally Posted by lsquared

Question:

If a male suicide bomber 'gets' seventy-two virgins, what does a female suicide bomber get?

A self healing hymen or an everlasting supply of batteries for her dildo!

Originally Posted by jumpinjarhead

Originally Posted by BiscuitsAB

Originally Posted by lsquared

Question:

If a male suicide bomber 'gets' seventy-two virgins, what does a female suicide bomber get?

Probably a beating for having so much flesh exposed.

Or being buried alive perhaps as happened to this poor girl in Turkey. Linky

Perhaps some of our resident Islamic scholars can shed some light on this.

But this is the religion of "peace" NOT!
And to think the Turks want to join the EU and so become eligble to enter the UK without a visa!
This "religion" was started 1300 years ago and many of its followers still have mindsets in that era! I am not saying they ALL do, but far too many do! They do not think for themselves, they believe in selected portions of the Quoran and use that to justify ALL the horrific, barbaric acts they do in the name of Allah!

Apologies for a fairly shorthand initial response.

The answer is actually very simple. Every Religion has its lunatic fringe. In the case of Islam this can manifest as extreme repression of women - Honour killings being the result.

Without spending hours on Google it appears to me that American religious lunatics seem to have a lead in cult/messianic mass suicides involving entire families, execution of abortionists, assorted racially based nastyness and that whole nonsense about support for the Zionist fantasy being somehow ordained by God.

Originally Posted by saladin

Apologies for a fairly shorthand initial response.

The answer is actually very simple. Every Religion has its lunatic fringe. In the case of Islam this can manifest as extreme repression of women - Honour killings being the result.

Without spending hours on Google it appears to me that American religious lunatics seem to have a lead in cult/messianic mass suicides involving entire families, execution of abortionists, assorted racially based nastyness and that whole nonsense about support for the Zionist fantasy being somehow ordained by God.

That is more helpful. I take it the reputable Islamic "press" and "authorities" (quotes not pejorative-only mean the terms broadly) have condemned the action?

Originally Posted by ex_colonial

Originally Posted by jumpinjarhead

Originally Posted by BiscuitsAB

Originally Posted by lsquared

Question:

If a male suicide bomber 'gets' seventy-two virgins, what does a female suicide bomber get?

Probably a beating for having so much flesh exposed.

Or being buried alive perhaps as happened to this poor girl in Turkey. Linky

Perhaps some of our resident Islamic scholars can shed some light on this.

But this is the religion of "peace" NOT!
And to think the Turks want to join the EU and so become eligble to enter the UK without a visa!

This "religion" was started 2000 years ago and many of its followers still have mindsets in that era! I am not saying they ALL do, but far too many do! They do not think for themselves, they believe in selected portions of the Bible and use that to justify ALL the horrific, barbaric acts they do in the name of God!

There. Corrected that last bit. Or you can insert the religion of your choice.
They say guns don't kill people. People kill people.
Well, Religion doesn't kill people. people kill people.

The fact that Islam is producing this generation's nutters doesn't imply that Islam is, automatically, guilty. Any more than the Talmud was guilty by association with the Stern Gang, or the Bible with the Crusades.

Next year, you might find Buddhists machinegunning police stations. Who knows?
Religion, politics, love, money. All motivate people for good or ill. You either end up with cathedrals or death camps, depending on how it takes you. You can't blame a book for the interpretations placed on it by a reader.

Originally Posted by jumpinjarhead

That is more helpful. I take it the reputable Islamic "press" and "authorities" (quotes not pejorative-only mean the terms broadly) have condemned the action?

It has its own thread: http://www.arrse.co.uk/Forums/viewto...c/start=0.html

To answer your next, utterly ridiculous question, look, here's evidence of a murder in Manchester: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...ding-site.html

I await with bated breath condemnations from the Pope, Patriarch of Moscow, and the Westboro Baptist Church of this despicable act. Otherwise, it's clearly evidence of collusion, or at least collusion-through-silence from this evil, Christian death-cult...

Your frequent claims of dispassionate interest in the Islamic world are belied by the skewed, malicious thinking which passes for logic in your posts.

Originally Posted by jumpinjarhead

Originally Posted by saladin

Originally Posted by jumpinjarhead

Or being buried alive perhaps as happened to this poor girl in Turkey. Linky

Perhaps some of our resident Islamic scholars can shed some light on this.

The US is, of course, well known for its level-headed approach to religion.

Please cite the last burying alive for religious reasons incident in the US--I must have missed it.

And your evidence that this was for religious reasons is...? That the perpetrator (and victim) was Muslim doesn't mean that was a religious act- unless everything Muslims do- especially anything evil- is inherently derived from their belief.

The family involved are Kurds. Kurds (Muslim, Christian, Jewish and Yezidi) have a tribal system of descent involving strong honour/shame taboos, which predates and is quite seperate from the conversion of most Kurds to Islam.

See for instance, this (widely disseminated in the US as evidence of them thar Mooslims practising their evil religion ): http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stoning...a_Khalil_Aswad

Indeed, Kurds are quite aware that such honour killings transgress Muslim shariah law- and as with Pashtunwali they are quite willing to ignore Islamic custom to uphold tribal or family law.

Originally Posted by jumpinjarhead

That is more helpful. I take it the reputable Islamic "press" and "authorities" (quotes not pejorative-only mean the terms broadly) have condemned the action?

To use an Americanism "Duh"

http://www.newsturkey.com/Could+Isla...or+killings%3F

".....And may her killers face punishment in this world and the next. What they did was cruel, monstrous and evil."