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30-01-2010, 15:02 #1Senior Member
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Credit Card Machines in Ambulances
Ok, this story did kind of make me chuckle in an "tight arsed fiscal" manner, but you got to admit - the Austrians have got a point - it's pretty hard to track down foreigners for payment once they've skipped the country. If only our NHS was more robust....
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/travel/sn...mbulances.html
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30-01-2010, 16:01 #2
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"Excuse me sir, seeing as we've just managed to resusitate you for the 7th time, could you just be a chap and enter your PIN number here..." *Beeeeeeeeeeeeep* "Oh f**k"
HELP FOR HEROES
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30-01-2010, 16:30 #3ALVINGuest
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Do they check the health of your wallet before your pulse now? hmmm- very worrying.
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30-01-2010, 22:51 #4Senior Member
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Good idea! Lets go along with it for junkies,drunks,tossers who get lost up mountains etc.,save the tax payer a few quid.
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31-01-2010, 05:26 #5Member
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Re: Credit Card Machines in Ambulances
You show great ignorance by comparing junkies and drunks with people who get lost up mountains.
Originally Posted by countymounty
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31-01-2010, 05:40 #6
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I think he was referring to the airhead pricks who wander off up Snowdon in traners and tshirts, with no supplies - and expect mountain rescue to come and get them when the weather changes/it gets dark/they sprain an ankle.
Originally Posted by Engineer01
I tend to think of myself as a one man wolf pack. Though when my sister brought Doug home I knew he was one of my own. And my wolf pack, it grew by one. So there was two of us in the wolf pack. And six months ago when Doug introduced me to you guys, I thought: "wait a second could it be?", and now I know for sure I just added two more guys to my wolf pack. Four of us wolves running around the desert together in Las Vegas, looking for strippers and cocaine.
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31-01-2010, 06:27 #7Senior Member
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Your NHS seems fairly good about collecting. I spent a couple of days in a NHS hospital after an ambulance trip from Heathrow due to a gallbladder attack. They clearly wanted to see my AMEX card before discharge although the price was extremely reasonable by US standards. Without AMEX I might still be in that hospital. Excellent care, nice staff but the shepherds pie was clearly made from an old and gamy shepherd.
In the US we have similar problems with the welfare moms and assorted kin equivalents who regard the fire department as an excellent no cost substitute for a taxi, thereby saving money for drink, junk food, drugs etc. They quickly learn that fever does not work and learn to mention "breathing funny" "shaking like a seisure", "lips a funny color" to ensure service by the big red-light taxi.Giving power and money to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to a teen-age boy - P.J. O'Rourke
A government that robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend on the support of Paul - George Bernard Shaw
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31-01-2010, 10:09 #8
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MRT are funded entirely by voluntary contributions and donations.
Originally Posted by DeltaDog
They are nothing to do with the NHS or Ambulance Service trusts, are are not run at taxpayers expense.
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31-01-2010, 10:57 #9
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Why a fire engine? Read the book the corner by David Simon were he spent a year with the very sortsof people you mention and trying to get medical care/treatment grim reading.
Originally Posted by DavidBOC
But we should be doing something we are getting ripped off left rigth and centre with health care tourism
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31-01-2010, 20:54 #10Senior Member
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I am well aware that M.R.T. ARE VOLUNTARY, however,Crab Air,and the Coastguards are not! Neither for that matter are the police,all of these people have better things to be doing than spending OUR money on idiots, I believe these people should pay for their own self indulgence.Accidents can and do happen,but for those who cause their own misfortune ---- pay! up
Originally Posted by Sundog
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31-01-2010, 21:03 #11
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Says the man whose fellow Porridge Wogs benefit from free prescriptions courtesy of English Tax Payers!
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31-01-2010, 21:07 #12Senior Member
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We've just fee prescriptions over in N.I.,ta very much :D
Originally Posted by MittMayo
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31-01-2010, 21:09 #13
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You need a prescription for a spell checker then! :P
Originally Posted by countymounty
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Buy everything else here:- wristbands, keyrings, lapel badges, cufflinks ANYTHING made to order for your unit at rock bottom prices. Don't get ripped off by a civvy, we'll square it away at Squaddie prices 'cos we're not making a living from it !
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31-01-2010, 21:16 #14Senior Member
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Yes and it's FREE! :D On prescription :D :D
Originally Posted by MittMayo
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31-01-2010, 22:35 #15Member
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Sounds like another Quango is required to decide who should, or should not pay, it will be based on a means test I suppose.
Originally Posted by countymounty
I still stand by my original comment as one mountain adventurer (however poorly equiped) is worth a hundred drunks or druggies.
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