Originally Posted by auntsis

But what does Harriet Harperson say?

'All men are b@stards', repeated indefinitely in the style of a broken gramaphone record.

I did think that Labour would run true to form with a lurch to the left followed by self destruction after the election, as in the early 80s.

It seems that I was wrong.

Harriet's forthcoming Equality Bill requires the social class of job applicants to be considered by employers as race is considered at the moment.

Jack Straw has opened the prison gates (watch out Jack. Your son is a convicted drug dealer, your brother's a convicted nonce and your dad served time with Oswald Moseley for refusing to fight in WW2. You wouldn't want that lot turning up for Christmas Dinner).

Gordon's increasing obsession with Eton College is reportedly causing concern among those responsible for writing his prescriptions. Among those who have lost their jobs, homes and, in some cases, lives due to the economic catastrophe that is engulfing our country, it's causing more than just concern.

Looks like, this time round, Labour have lit the fuse before the election. I wonder if Gordon can keep his pants under his trousers until May. If he appears at PMQs wearing them on his head with two pencils stuffed up his nose, we might have Harriet leading Labour into the election.

Rapid and furious backpedal.... sorry "clarification" from the Ministry of Gross Injustice: he was only talking about "vulnerable women" rather than "serious or dangerous" offenders.

"Vulnerable" however appears to cover anyone who is pregnant. So Ladies, top tip from the top:

Make sure your trial for Murder, Manslaughter, Firearms offences etc coincides with highly visible bumpage or sproglet in arms

Originally Posted by drain_sniffer

Originally Posted by rockpile

Labour has just acquired the female criminal vate.

I take it you mean vote, and you know that prisoners cannot vote

You've obviously not been watching the development of a Labour-sponsored idea about giving prisoners the right to vote then. Samfink t'do wiv der umin roights innit.

Come on Arrsers, there are NO lengths that this failed collection of 'mis-fits' will not go to, in order to obtain a vote or two.

This man, Straw, is particularly, I might even say exceptionally, dangerous.

He hides, he scurries, he lurks, he slides, he slimes, he is 'nothing', he says much, he says nothing, he is the consummate political 'con-man', he is 'everything', he stutters and we are meant to feel sorry for him, he, Straw, is the butler to Mandelson's devil - believe me:

Straw is an unrecognised danger to 'freedom of speech', 'the written word' and even 'thought', in this Kingdom.

We all know that Mandelson is beyond redemption, but his 'familiar', the hitherto undisclosed Straw, is equally dangerous and utterly evil!

Originally Posted by lsquared

Come on Arrsers, there are NO lengths that this failed collection of 'mis-fits' will not go to, in order to obtain a vote or two.

This man, Straw, is particularly, I might even say exceptionally, dangerous.

He hides, he scurries, he lurks, he slides, he slimes, he is 'nothing', he says much, he says nothing, he is the consummate political 'con-man', he is 'everything', he stutters and we are meant to feel sorry for him, he, Straw, is the butler to Mandelson's devil - believe me:

Straw is an unrecognised danger to 'freedom of speech', 'the written word' and even 'thought', in this Kingdom.

We all know that Mandelson is beyond redemption, but his 'familiar', the hitherto undisclosed Straw, is equally dangerous and utterly evil!

I'll lay odds that communist scum does not even have a proper shed.

Originally Posted by Blogg

Rapid and furious backpedal.... sorry "clarification" from the Ministry of Gross Injustice: he was only talking about "vulnerable women" rather than "serious or dangerous" offenders.

"Vulnerable" however appears to cover anyone who is pregnant. So Ladies, top tip from the top:

Make sure your trial for Murder, Manslaughter, Firearms offences etc coincides with highly visible bumpage or sproglet in arms

So how do vulnerable wimin prisoners with possible drug/ booze/ MH issues differ from vulnerable male prisoners with possible drug/ booze/ MH issues?

Originally Posted by lsquared

Come on Arrsers, there are NO lengths that this failed collection of 'mis-fits' will not go to, in order to obtain a vote or two.

This man, Straw, is particularly, I might even say exceptionally, dangerous.

He hides, he scurries, he lurks, he slides, he slimes, he is 'nothing', he says much, he says nothing, he is the consummate political 'con-man', he is 'everything', he stutters and we are meant to feel sorry for him, he, Straw, is the butler to Mandelson's devil - believe me:

Straw is an unrecognised danger to 'freedom of speech', 'the written word' and even 'thought', in this Kingdom.

We all know that Mandelson is beyond redemption, but his 'familiar', the hitherto undisclosed Straw, is equally dangerous and utterly evil!

I take it your not a great fan of Labour,don't be shy and hold back!

Originally Posted by drain_sniffer

Originally Posted by rockpile

Labour has just acquired the female criminal vate.

I take it you mean vote, and you know that prisoners cannot vote

Quite correct, those inside can't vote..... however the scum outside that consider court appearances and prison to be a hazard that comes with the day job (shoplifting, drug selling, etc etc) can vote.

Mind you, ATM most don't bother as it involves doing something constructive but I'm sure Brown, Straw and the rest of the nu-labour mob can work out how to link voting to the benefit giro...

Then there's the equality angle if they do bring it in and the lags in Dartmoor etc send the brief over to the European Court of Human Rights bleating that their 'uman' rights are being walked all over and they should be let out as well....

The quicker Brown & co get allocated their personal Lamposts and strung up the better!

Originally Posted by ancienturion

I'll lay odds that communist scum does not even have a proper shed.

He used to have a very nice armoured one, apparently -

http://archive.oxfordmail.net/2000/2/14/79448.html

Collette Parke, 22, from Birmingham, gave birth to her son Theodore Russell ten weeks ago in prison.
She has been on remand for conspiracy to supply drugs since March and awaits sentence in February.
“I spoke with Mr Straw and we talked about having a baby here, it’s good to have him here because if you have any concerns about anything he is the man to speak to really,” she said.
“When I first came to prison I though the mother and baby unit would be like a hostel, but it’s like a home from home really, except you have a nursery.”

If I had any energy left, I'd be outraged.