Discuss Missing Plod Found RIP at the Current Affairs, News and Analysis forum within the The Army Rumour Service website; Fugly-appalling?
Or just avoid the issue...are you a poltician?
Certainly not a soldier...
Greater love hath no man
than to lay down his life for his fellow man
Really appalling?
But that isn't what was posted. In its place was this:
RIP
Greater love hath no man than this,
that a man lay down his life for his friends
None of the people he was getting off the bridge were his friends. He didn't lay down his life. He was involved in a tragic accident.
And, semantics aside, until an official report comes out into what actually occured on (or off) that bridge, I think the grief whore bus can pretty much go round the ring road, because it isn't welcome in any stations here!
My bald tyres mourn the fact you will never ticket them. RIP brave man - I'm sorry we never met and you never had the chance to criminalise me or my speeding ilk.
Honestly, I was spring-cleaning, in the nude, and fell backwards onto a jam- jar........Well sir, it's lucky for you the jar was liberally coated with KY otherwise it would have really hurt
Mummy......Why are you hands so soft and young looking?..........Cos I'm only 13 now fcuk off and eat yer Pot Noodle!
Although technically inaccurate, as this would indicate that I am not a twat right now. Which I am. And none of this is going to bring a dead copper back to life, who died trying to save civvie fuckwits.
Honestly, I was spring-cleaning, in the nude, and fell backwards onto a jam- jar........Well sir, it's lucky for you the jar was liberally coated with KY otherwise it would have really hurt
Mummy......Why are you hands so soft and young looking?..........Cos I'm only 13 now fcuk off and eat yer Pot Noodle!
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