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    Re: Missing Plod Found RIP

    Quote Originally Posted by Northern Monkey
    Clungefelcher?

    A new word for being an idiot with a modicum of power?

    You're an SNCO or WO AREN'T YOU Scubs?
    Two words in answer to that.

    No.
    Honestly, I was spring-cleaning, in the nude, and fell backwards onto a jam- jar........Well sir, it's lucky for you the jar was liberally coated with KY otherwise it would have really hurt

    Mummy......Why are you hands so soft and young looking?..........Cos I'm only 13 now fcuk off and eat yer Pot Noodle!

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    Re: Missing Plod Found RIP

    Cnut.
    Honestly, I was spring-cleaning, in the nude, and fell backwards onto a jam- jar........Well sir, it's lucky for you the jar was liberally coated with KY otherwise it would have really hurt

    Mummy......Why are you hands so soft and young looking?..........Cos I'm only 13 now fcuk off and eat yer Pot Noodle!

    With friends like me, who needs enemas?

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    Re: Missing Plod Found RIP

    R.I.P.

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    Re: Missing Plod Found RIP

    If he was found with a Gatso gun strapped to his wrist would this thread be quite so fluffy.....? His last words were '.....he was doing 35 in a 30.....'
    Honestly, I was spring-cleaning, in the nude, and fell backwards onto a jam- jar........Well sir, it's lucky for you the jar was liberally coated with KY otherwise it would have really hurt

    Mummy......Why are you hands so soft and young looking?..........Cos I'm only 13 now fcuk off and eat yer Pot Noodle!

    With friends like me, who needs enemas?

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    Re: Missing Plod Found RIP

    Quote Originally Posted by stacker1
    Quote Originally Posted by smudge67

    should've learnt to swim
    Wern't you also responsible for the "Was she fit" comment?
    Yup. Never found out either :(

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    Re: Missing Plod Found RIP

    Quote Originally Posted by Womb_Poker
    Quote Originally Posted by smudge67
    Quote Originally Posted by Format09
    Quote Originally Posted by TheHelper
    RIP mate. Once again, we did absolutely everything we could, and I hope your family have comfort in that.
    Posted under 'Re: Army Recruit dies - 10/08/07'


    Quote Originally Posted by TheHelper
    Fella, I did everything I could to help, but it wasn't enough.

    RIP.

    Who the fcuk are you?
    One of the A team??
    Dont be silly its obviously

    What, dead?

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    Re: Missing Plod Found RIP

    Whilst I disagree with some of the slightly disrespectful comments made on here I think the answer is fairly clear (and I think has been mentioned above)


    Thread on a Police Officer who has been killed?- Fine.

    RIP thread on a Army forum for a Police Officer who has been killed?- Best left to people on a Police Forum.

    No offence is meant but I think its better that way.
    It is no use saying, 'We are doing our best.' You have got to succeed in doing what is necessary.
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    Re: Missing Plod Found RIP

    Quote Originally Posted by The_Seagull
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    should've learnt to swim
    Pr!ck!

    I think i'm correct that this is the current affairs, news and analysis section, not the NAAFI.
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    Yup, you're right. And my analysis of this news is that he should've learnt to swim.

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    Re: Missing Plod Found RIP

    Quote Originally Posted by smudge67
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    Quote Originally Posted by smudge67

    should've learnt to swim
    Wern't you also responsible for the "Was she fit" comment?
    Yup. Never found out either :(
    But then you let yourself down by being sensible and polite on the "female chat for basic training" thread. What were you thinking?
    I've only ever been wrong once and thats when I thought I was wrong but I was mistaken.

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    Re: Missing Plod Found RIP

    Quote Originally Posted by stacker1
    Quote Originally Posted by smudge67
    Quote Originally Posted by stacker1
    Quote Originally Posted by smudge67

    should've learnt to swim
    Wern't you also responsible for the "Was she fit" comment?
    Yup. Never found out either :(
    But then you let yourself down by being sensible and polite on the "female chat for basic training" thread. What were you thinking?
    My other posts were removed from the thread :(

    Are you stalking me?

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    Re: Missing Plod Found RIP

    Quote Originally Posted by smudge67

    Are you stalking me?
    Nope, just memorable quotes/insults stick in my mind.
    I've only ever been wrong once and thats when I thought I was wrong but I was mistaken.

    Jimmy Carr: 99% of women kiss with their eyes closed... which is why rapists are so hard to identify

    DCI Gene Hunt: Do you know what? I once hit a bloke for speaking French

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    Re: Missing Plod Found RIP

    Quote Originally Posted by stacker1
    Quote Originally Posted by smudge67

    Are you stalking me?
    Nope, just memorable quotes/insults stick in my mind.
    You are amazing

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    Re: Missing Plod Found RIP

    Quote Originally Posted by smudge67

    You are amazing
    Weird, that was the exact words your missus said to me.
    I've only ever been wrong once and thats when I thought I was wrong but I was mistaken.

    Jimmy Carr: 99% of women kiss with their eyes closed... which is why rapists are so hard to identify

    DCI Gene Hunt: Do you know what? I once hit a bloke for speaking French

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    Re: Missing Plod Found RIP

    I can just imagine what would happen on ARRSE if a Police forum I frequent started an RIP thread for the latest Bill Oddie trashed in the 'stan and someone posted "Oh well thats one less drunken chav at the weekend"/"Silly cnut trying to help Afghan people that couldnt give a fcuk" etc...

    The usual dull as fcuk, wet, self important hermers will be on here starting a "Look there is another person that doesnt respect our brave boys - disgusting!!!!" outrage fest of a thread.

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    Re: Missing Plod Found RIP

    Quote Originally Posted by Bolo-Driller
    The usual dull as fcuk, wet, self important hermers will be on here starting a "Look there is another person that doesnt respect our brave boys - disgusting!!!!" outrage fest of a thread.
    Don't put yourself down. I don't believe for a second you would start such a thread.

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