Thread: Missing Plod Found RIP
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22-11-2009, 01:34 #91
Re: Missing Plod Found RIP
Two words in answer to that.
Originally Posted by Northern Monkey
No.Honestly, I was spring-cleaning, in the nude, and fell backwards onto a jam- jar........Well sir, it's lucky for you the jar was liberally coated with KY otherwise it would have really hurt
Mummy......Why are you hands so soft and young looking?..........Cos I'm only 13 now fcuk off and eat yer Pot Noodle!
With friends like me, who needs enemas?
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22-11-2009, 01:35 #92
Re: Missing Plod Found RIP
Cnut.
Honestly, I was spring-cleaning, in the nude, and fell backwards onto a jam- jar........Well sir, it's lucky for you the jar was liberally coated with KY otherwise it would have really hurt
Mummy......Why are you hands so soft and young looking?..........Cos I'm only 13 now fcuk off and eat yer Pot Noodle!
With friends like me, who needs enemas?
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22-11-2009, 01:55 #93
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22-11-2009, 02:17 #94
Re: Missing Plod Found RIP
If he was found with a Gatso gun strapped to his wrist would this thread be quite so fluffy.....? His last words were '.....he was doing 35 in a 30.....'
Honestly, I was spring-cleaning, in the nude, and fell backwards onto a jam- jar........Well sir, it's lucky for you the jar was liberally coated with KY otherwise it would have really hurt
Mummy......Why are you hands so soft and young looking?..........Cos I'm only 13 now fcuk off and eat yer Pot Noodle!
With friends like me, who needs enemas?
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22-11-2009, 02:32 #95Senior Member
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Re: Missing Plod Found RIP
Yup. Never found out either :(
Originally Posted by stacker1
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22-11-2009, 03:36 #96Senior Member
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Re: Missing Plod Found RIP
What, dead?
Originally Posted by Womb_Poker
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22-11-2009, 18:43 #97
Re: Missing Plod Found RIP
Whilst I disagree with some of the slightly disrespectful comments made on here I think the answer is fairly clear (and I think has been mentioned above)
Thread on a Police Officer who has been killed?- Fine.
RIP thread on a Army forum for a Police Officer who has been killed?- Best left to people on a Police Forum.
No offence is meant but I think its better that way.It is no use saying, 'We are doing our best.' You have got to succeed in doing what is necessary.
Winston Churchill
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22-11-2009, 18:53 #98Senior Member
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Yup, you're right. And my analysis of this news is that he should've learnt to swim.
Originally Posted by The_Seagull
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22-11-2009, 18:57 #99Senior Member

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Re: Missing Plod Found RIP
But then you let yourself down by being sensible and polite on the "female chat for basic training" thread. What were you thinking?
Originally Posted by smudge67
I've only ever been wrong once and thats when I thought I was wrong but I was mistaken.
Jimmy Carr: 99% of women kiss with their eyes closed... which is why rapists are so hard to identify
DCI Gene Hunt: Do you know what? I once hit a bloke for speaking French
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22-11-2009, 19:00 #100Senior Member
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My other posts were removed from the thread :(
Originally Posted by stacker1
Are you stalking me?
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22-11-2009, 19:04 #101Senior Member

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Re: Missing Plod Found RIP
Nope, just memorable quotes/insults stick in my mind.
Originally Posted by smudge67
I've only ever been wrong once and thats when I thought I was wrong but I was mistaken.
Jimmy Carr: 99% of women kiss with their eyes closed... which is why rapists are so hard to identify
DCI Gene Hunt: Do you know what? I once hit a bloke for speaking French
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22-11-2009, 19:13 #102Senior Member
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Re: Missing Plod Found RIP
You are amazing
Originally Posted by stacker1
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22-11-2009, 19:16 #103Senior Member

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Weird, that was the exact words your missus said to me.
Originally Posted by smudge67
I've only ever been wrong once and thats when I thought I was wrong but I was mistaken.
Jimmy Carr: 99% of women kiss with their eyes closed... which is why rapists are so hard to identify
DCI Gene Hunt: Do you know what? I once hit a bloke for speaking French
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22-11-2009, 19:33 #104
Re: Missing Plod Found RIP
I can just imagine what would happen on ARRSE if a Police forum I frequent started an RIP thread for the latest Bill Oddie trashed in the 'stan and someone posted "Oh well thats one less drunken chav at the weekend"/"Silly cnut trying to help Afghan people that couldnt give a fcuk" etc...
The usual dull as fcuk, wet, self important hermers will be on here starting a "Look there is another person that doesnt respect our brave boys - disgusting!!!!" outrage fest of a thread.
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22-11-2009, 19:41 #105
Re: Missing Plod Found RIP
Don't put yourself down. I don't believe for a second you would start such a thread.
Originally Posted by Bolo-Driller
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