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Discuss Harriet at the Current Affairs, News and Analysis forum within the The Army Rumour Service website; Originally Posted by Herrumph Hurrah - just been announced on R4 that she is going ...
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    Re: Harriet

    Quote Originally Posted by Herrumph
    Hurrah - just been announced on R4 that she is going to be prosecuted for dangerous driving and/or driving whilst using a mobile phone.

    Took its time but at last justice is starting to be done.

    Is hanging or the birch still acceptable for driving offences
    Ha Ha (repeat as necessary)

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    Re: Harriet

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    How about failing to provide a specimen of breath - due to the fact that she left the scene of an accident. THAT is a recordable offence.
    True, but a police officer has to make a requirement for a sample before someone can fail to provide, I'm afraid.

    Failing to stop because you knew you were over the limit and so were looking to avoid the inevitable breath test could be construed as perverting the course of justice, but I don't know if anyone has been convicted under those circumstances.

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    never thought I'd ever say this but here goes. Thank you Harriet. You've made my day. :D :D :D :D

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    GB : "Hello Harriet, Its Gordon here. I'm a fraid you're going to have take one for them team on this. You're going to be prosecuted...

    HH: "That's a typical reaction from a chauvinist wimmin hating sexist monster It's outrageous and offensive to expect wimmin to drive safely in cars designed by men whilst using mobile phones, also designed by mysoginist fascist reactionaries blah blah blather"[continues in similar vein for 45 minutes without drawing breath]

    Just because she is to be prosecuted doesn't mean she won't be acquitted after hiring a 'Mr Loophole' celebrity lawyer.

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    Re: Harriet

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    Reading in the "Wail" that Harriet the Harpy is off again on her Equality Crusade, and the Bishops are saying it might downgrade Christmas in case it "offends" minorities. Ho Hum!.
    Really? Its in the Daily Mial? Well, in that case it must be true and we must immediately POL the outrage bus.

    Or realise it is the usual "Immigrants Create Recession and House Prices Fall becuase of all these Pufters" type reporting they are famous for. And just ignore it, and get on with our day.

    I am amazed anybody reads the mail still. What happened - did Beano get cancelled?
    It's odd that people that accuse the Mail of kneejerk politics, always go into a frenzy of kneejerking when ever it is mentioned.

    It's obviously doing something right.
    There are Newspaper or if you prefer, Tabloid snobs on ARRSE, don't you know. They have very high self esteem and consider themselves to be far superior of intelect to readers of such as 'those rags.' thereby dismissing probably 70% of the Newspaper reading population as mindless plebs.
    Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.

    I didn't say it was your fucking fault, I said I was blaming you.

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    Re: Harriet

    Quote Originally Posted by Herrumph
    Is hanging or the birch still acceptable for driving offences
    No. Hopefully, she'll get about 120 hours of unpaid work. Hopefully, the work will be pole dancing at the Bullingdon Club where the boys can chuck pound coins into her knickers until they fall down.

    To those of you who say Harriet must go, I say 'Nooooooooo'.

    Hariet must stay. She must stay so that she can become leader of what's left of the Labour Party after the next election. With a fecking moonbat like Harriet in charge of Labour, the Tories will be in power for another 18 year stretch.

    It'll be the early eighties all over again with Harriet playing the part of Michael Foot but with a slightly better hair style. The economy will be even more fcuked than it is now; unemployment will be hovering around six million; George and Dave will be baling out the sinking ship to avoid sovereign default and everybody will be on strike.

    Meanwhile, Harriet will be campaigning for free vibrators for lesbian asylum seekers, smear tests for blokes who wear dresses and double beds in prisons.

    Harriet Harman is a greater asset to the Tory party than Winston Churchill.
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    Re: Harriet

    Quote Originally Posted by Monty417
    Quote Originally Posted by Awol
    Quote Originally Posted by Bazzinho1977
    Quote Originally Posted by Manley
    Reading in the "Wail" that Harriet the Harpy is off again on her Equality Crusade, and the Bishops are saying it might downgrade Christmas in case it "offends" minorities. Ho Hum!.
    Really? Its in the Daily Mial? Well, in that case it must be true and we must immediately POL the outrage bus.

    Or realise it is the usual "Immigrants Create Recession and House Prices Fall becuase of all these Pufters" type reporting they are famous for. And just ignore it, and get on with our day.

    I am amazed anybody reads the mail still. What happened - did Beano get cancelled?
    It's odd that people that accuse the Mail of kneejerk politics, always go into a frenzy of kneejerking when ever it is mentioned.

    It's obviously doing something right.
    There are Newspaper or if you prefer, Tabloid snobs on ARRSE, don't you know. They have very high self esteem and consider themselves to be far superior of intelect to readers of such as 'those rags.' thereby dismissing probably 70% of the Newspaper reading population as mindless plebs.
    I don't read the Mail, but I like the fact that it wears it's politics on it's sleeves and that it doesn't feel it needs to apologise for it.

    I also like the fact that it outsells all the other papers put together, and that alone puts paid to the leftist pipedream that Middle England doesn't exist.

    But best of all I like the fact that the mere mention of it sends liberals apoplectic.

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    Re: Harriet

    Quote Originally Posted by Ancient_Mariner
    Quote Originally Posted by Herrumph
    Is hanging or the birch still acceptable for driving offences
    No. Hopefully, she'll get about 120 hours of unpaid work. Hopefully, the work will be pole dancing at the Bullingdon Club where the boys can chuck pound coins into her knickers until they fall down.

    To those of you who say Harriet must go, I say 'Nooooooooo'.

    Hariet must stay. She must stay so that she can become leader of what's left of the Labour Party after the next election. With a fecking moonbat like Harriet in charge of Labour, the Tories will be in power for another 18 year stretch.

    It'll be the early eighties all over again with Harriet playing the part of Michael Foot but with a slightly better hair style. The economy will be even more fcuked than it is now; unemployment will be hovering around six million; George and Dave will be baling out the sinking ship to avoid sovereign default and everybody will be on strike.

    Meanwhile, Harriet will be campaigning for free vibrators for lesbian asylum seekers, smear tests for blokes who wear dresses and double beds in prisons.

    Harriet Harman is a greater asset to the Tory party than Winston Churchill.



    Or Woodrow Wyatt before he 'crossed over.' They don't make 'em like that any more, honest mavericks.
    Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.

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    Re: Harriet

    Hopefully another 12 points attached to her license, with its still current 3 for speeding, will mean she can't drive for a living once she loses her seat next year.......

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    Re: Harriet

    Back on thread, read the Wiki on Harman,

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Harriet_Harman

    The woman isn't real. She just has to be a bloody parody, created by Brasseye/Spitting Image/Monty Python. No-one can be that left wing without a Cuban forage cap and a scruffy grey beard.

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