Thread: Civil Serpants £300M bonuses
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12-11-2009, 17:25 #106
Re: Civil Serpants £300M bonuses
Coming next…
Brown announces he's stopping 'greedy civil servants' bonuses to rapturous cheers from the baying press and public…
No bonus, no pay rise, bonus for the Treasury, another 'bonus' scheme tackled, bonus brownie points for the Government.Think of a herd of cats briefly all moving in the same direction due to a random quantum fluctuation...
"It costs money to have children...if you don't have any....then don't have them. It is THAT simple. " - Mr_Deputy
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12-11-2009, 17:28 #107
Re: Civil Serpants £300M bonuses
About 50-65% of them the same as every other project team under the current rules.
Originally Posted by meridian
"A man may fight for many things. His country, his friends, his principles, the glistening tear on the cheek of a golden child. But personally, I'd mud-wrestle my own mother for a ton of cash, an amusing clock and a sackful of porn."
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12-11-2009, 17:33 #108
Re: Civil Serpants £300M bonuses
Oil Slick - do you think that hot on the heels of the PMs pronouncement, someone might like to point out that he was the man responsible for the introduction of the bonus scheme in the first place?
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12-11-2009, 17:34 #109
Re: Civil Serpants £300M bonuses
Do the people that dream these schemes up come to work in big shoes and a red nose
Originally Posted by Baldrick66
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12-11-2009, 17:39 #110
Re: Civil Serpants £300M bonuses
I'd suggest standing outside Number 10 and see> Brown was behind the scheme when he was in Number 11.
Originally Posted by meridian
"A man may fight for many things. His country, his friends, his principles, the glistening tear on the cheek of a golden child. But personally, I'd mud-wrestle my own mother for a ton of cash, an amusing clock and a sackful of porn."
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12-11-2009, 17:41 #111
Re: Civil Serpants £300M bonuses
By gum - you should be a spin doctor!
Originally Posted by Oil_Slick
Gordon Brown promises to examine MoD bonusesFront sight, press!

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12-11-2009, 17:43 #112
Re: Civil Serpants £300M bonuses
Originally Posted by jim30
Well, he'll just spin it along the lines of …'I brought in this system to bring cost savings and efficiency to the CS but greedy CS abused the system to line their pockets'
Rather like the way he's spun away the rather embarrasing fact that it was him who set in train the Banking fiasco with his new rules when he was Chancellor.Think of a herd of cats briefly all moving in the same direction due to a random quantum fluctuation...
"It costs money to have children...if you don't have any....then don't have them. It is THAT simple. " - Mr_Deputy
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12-11-2009, 17:44 #113
Re: Civil Serpants £300M bonuses
Originally Posted by Gun_Nut
Well fvck me sideways!
Think of a herd of cats briefly all moving in the same direction due to a random quantum fluctuation...
"It costs money to have children...if you don't have any....then don't have them. It is THAT simple. " - Mr_Deputy
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12-11-2009, 17:46 #114
Re: Civil Serpants £300M bonuses
Government by media - must be close to the end of the current regime.
Originally Posted by Gun_Nut
PS Think Alan Johnstone has been incorrectly briefed on bonuses - he is referring, in his statement, to the op allowance that deployed CS receive, nothing to do with the performance bonus that this issue is about.'Sua Tela Tonanti' - now that's what I call a mission
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12-11-2009, 17:59 #115Member
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Re: Civil Serpants £300M bonuses
This came in the mid 90's - I was then Camp Comdt, Main Bldg MOD. Have written a letter today to the D. Telegraph on my thoughts of it at the time. It was very devisive when first introduced.
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12-11-2009, 17:59 #116
Re: Civil Serpants £300M bonuses
Well, angry as I am about how this nonsense has been reported, I have to admit that the Opposition have pulled a blinder here. The entire media is singing their tune, building their image of a fat MoD that needs cutting by one third.
Originally Posted by pombsen-armchair-warrior
And as usual the Press Office has been entirely flat footed, allowing Ministers to spout drivel about operational allowances and Gordon Brown saying that he will look at the 'problem' that he himself introduced as Chancellor!Front sight, press!

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12-11-2009, 18:05 #117
Re: Civil Serpants £300M bonuses
Originally Posted by Gun_Nut
Yes, Gordon can now give us no pay rises, stop our 'greedy' bonuses to the rapturous cheers of the baying mob then proceed to give 25% of the 'bloated' CS the boot to further rapturous cheers as he announces that the 'savings' will be passed on to 'the lads and lasses on the front line' while pocketing the difference for a tax cut or two.
…all nicely timed for a PR bump for the forthcoming General Election.Think of a herd of cats briefly all moving in the same direction due to a random quantum fluctuation...
"It costs money to have children...if you don't have any....then don't have them. It is THAT simple. " - Mr_Deputy
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12-11-2009, 18:05 #118Junior Member
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Re: Civil Serpants £300M bonuses
I do care ,Our troops safety as to come first before civil servants can claim expenses /bonus .
Originally Posted by asr1
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12-11-2009, 18:09 #119
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Fuck off Chubb. Grown ups talking.
Originally Posted by twitter
I hate humans. I wind people up, it's what I do.
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12-11-2009, 18:11 #120
Re: Civil Serpants £300M bonuses
Originally Posted by twitter
I take it you're a student then?
Think of a herd of cats briefly all moving in the same direction due to a random quantum fluctuation...
"It costs money to have children...if you don't have any....then don't have them. It is THAT simple. " - Mr_Deputy
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