Afternoon Constable, or not as the case may or may not beâ€¦

**Semper_Flexibilis** · 30-10-2009, 11:02

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/news...venin-all.html

**Majorpain** · 30-10-2009, 11:05

Confusingly, staff are also barred from using the word "homosexual", for which they are instructed to use the term "gay", while they are warned against using the phrase "straight", and told to say "heterosexual".

Mad.

**Track_Link** · 30-10-2009, 11:11

All quite confusing.

I suggest using the appropriate word for those making these decisions to further avoid confusement is...

Cunts

**Gren** · 30-10-2009, 11:12

What next? nobody is allowed to speak English incase it upsets non English speaking people?

**Fallschirmjager** · 30-10-2009, 11:14

Mustn't upset the immigrants now should we!

**johnboyzzz** · 30-10-2009, 11:14

Originally Posted by Gren

What next? nobody is allowed to speak English incase it upsets non English speaking people?

Well that is you snookered :P

It is a liarbour multiculteraled society we live in now you have to be able to say in in 27 different languages

**Semper_Flexibilis** · 30-10-2009, 11:15

Originally Posted by Track_Link

All quite confusing.

I suggest using the appropriate word for those making these decisions to further avoid confusement is...

Cunts

no, that's not PC enoughâ€¦

I would suggest: Reproductive organ of a non male persuasion.

**Night_Turn** · 30-10-2009, 11:17

The only people that I can see being cofused by somebody saying "evening all" or afternoon are "The Thick".

**Gren** · 30-10-2009, 11:17

Originally Posted by Oil_Slick

Originally Posted by Track_Link

All quite confusing.

I suggest using the appropriate word for those making these decisions to further avoid confusement is...

Cunts

no, that's not PC enoughâ€¦

I would suggest: Reproductive organ of a non male persuasion.

Can you say "non male"? it might upset women!

John, get back to work you non English person of highland persuasion ;)

**Semper_Flexibilis** · 30-10-2009, 11:21

Originally Posted by Gren

Originally Posted by Oil_Slick

Originally Posted by Track_Link

All quite confusing.

I suggest using the appropriate word for those making these decisions to further avoid confusement is...

Cunts

no, that's not PC enoughâ€¦

I would suggest: Reproductive organ of a non male persuasion.

Can you say "non male"? it might upset women!

John, get back to work you non English person of highland persuasion ;)

ooops! That's a point, off to the non sexist re-education gulag for me then.

**johnboyzzz** · 30-10-2009, 11:23

Originally Posted by Gren

Originally Posted by Oil_Slick

Originally Posted by Track_Link

All quite confusing.

I suggest using the appropriate word for those making these decisions to further avoid confusement is...

Cunts

no, that's not PC enoughâ€¦

I would suggest: Reproductive organ of a non male persuasion.

Can you say "non male"? it might upset women!

John, get back to work you non English person of highland persuasion ;)

Day off today :P

So does this mean that the non white (is that allowed) police have to say it as well

**Gren** · 30-10-2009, 11:26

Originally Posted by johnboyzzz

Originally Posted by Gren

Originally Posted by Oil_Slick

Originally Posted by Track_Link

All quite confusing.

I suggest using the appropriate word for those making these decisions to further avoid confusement is...

Cunts

no, that's not PC enoughâ€¦

I would suggest: Reproductive organ of a non male persuasion.

Can you say "non male"? it might upset women!

John, get back to work you non English person of highland persuasion ;)

Day off today :P

So does this mean that the non white (is that allowed) police have to say it as well

I think they can say what they like, they have their own association to cover them.

**johnboyzzz** · 30-10-2009, 11:27

Originally Posted by Gren

Originally Posted by johnboyzzz

Originally Posted by Gren

Originally Posted by Oil_Slick

Originally Posted by Track_Link

All quite confusing.

I suggest using the appropriate word for those making these decisions to further avoid confusement is...

Cunts

no, that's not PC enoughâ€¦

I would suggest: Reproductive organ of a non male persuasion.

Can you say "non male"? it might upset women!

John, get back to work you non English person of highland persuasion ;)

Day off today :P

So does this mean that the non white (is that allowed) police have to say it as well

I think they can say what they like, they have their own association to cover them.

But in what language

**Track_Link** · 30-10-2009, 11:29

Originally Posted by Gren

Originally Posted by johnboyzzz

Originally Posted by Gren

Originally Posted by Oil_Slick

Originally Posted by Track_Link

All quite confusing.

I suggest using the appropriate word for those making these decisions to further avoid confusement is...

Cunts

no, that's not PC enoughâ€¦

I would suggest: Reproductive organ of a non male persuasion.

Can you say "non male"? it might upset women!

John, get back to work you non English person of highland persuasion ;)

Day off today :P

So does this mean that the non white (is that allowed) police have to say it as well

I think they can say what they like, they have their own association to cover them.

How very dare you. White is the opposite of Black...

Oh bugger. Ticket for the Gulag please.

**MittMayo** · 30-10-2009, 11:41

The problem is that once you create an Equality and Diversity unit, they need to keep themselves gainfully employed by thinking up this drivel. If they declared there were no problems in these areas they might get put back on the streets, and that would never do!