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    Afternoon Constable, or not as the case may or may not be…

    Think of a herd of cats briefly all moving in the same direction due to a random quantum fluctuation...


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    Re: Afternoon Constable, or not as the case may or may not b

    Confusingly, staff are also barred from using the word "homosexual", for which they are instructed to use the term "gay", while they are warned against using the phrase "straight", and told to say "heterosexual".
    Mad.

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    Re: Afternoon Constable, or not as the case may or may not b

    All quite confusing.

    I suggest using the appropriate word for those making these decisions to further avoid confusement is...

    Cunts
    'It's like the Wild Facking Geese Man'

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    Re: Afternoon Constable, or not as the case may or may not b

    What next? nobody is allowed to speak English incase it upsets non English speaking people?
    D.I.L.L.I.G.A.F.



    Vegitarians? bunch of cnuts more like.

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    Re: Afternoon Constable, or not as the case may or may not be…

    Mustn't upset the immigrants now should we!

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    Re: Afternoon Constable, or not as the case may or may not b

    Quote Originally Posted by Gren
    What next? nobody is allowed to speak English incase it upsets non English speaking people?
    Well that is you snookered :P

    It is a liarbour multiculteraled society we live in now you have to be able to say in in 27 different languages

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    Re: Afternoon Constable, or not as the case may or may not b

    Quote Originally Posted by Track_Link
    All quite confusing.

    I suggest using the appropriate word for those making these decisions to further avoid confusement is...

    Cunts

    no, that's not PC enough…

    I would suggest: Reproductive organ of a non male persuasion.
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    Re: Afternoon Constable, or not as the case may or may not be…

    The only people that I can see being cofused by somebody saying "evening all" or afternoon are "The Thick".

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    Re: Afternoon Constable, or not as the case may or may not b

    Quote Originally Posted by Oil_Slick
    Quote Originally Posted by Track_Link
    All quite confusing.

    I suggest using the appropriate word for those making these decisions to further avoid confusement is...

    Cunts

    no, that's not PC enough…

    I would suggest: Reproductive organ of a non male persuasion.

    Can you say "non male"? it might upset women!





    John, get back to work you non English person of highland persuasion ;)
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    Vegitarians? bunch of cnuts more like.

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    Re: Afternoon Constable, or not as the case may or may not b

    Quote Originally Posted by Gren
    Quote Originally Posted by Oil_Slick
    Quote Originally Posted by Track_Link
    All quite confusing.

    I suggest using the appropriate word for those making these decisions to further avoid confusement is...

    Cunts

    no, that's not PC enough…

    I would suggest: Reproductive organ of a non male persuasion.

    Can you say "non male"? it might upset women!





    John, get back to work you non English person of highland persuasion ;)

    ooops! That's a point, off to the non sexist re-education gulag for me then.
    Think of a herd of cats briefly all moving in the same direction due to a random quantum fluctuation...


    "It costs money to have children...if you don't have any....then don't have them. It is THAT simple. " - Mr_Deputy

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