Afternoon Constable, or not as the case may or may not beâ€¦

**29072010** · 30-10-2009, 13:15

Originally Posted by Oil_Slick

Originally Posted by Track_Link

All quite confusing.

I suggest using the appropriate word for those making these decisions to further avoid confusement is...

Cunts

no, that's not PC enoughâ€¦

I would suggest: Reproductive organ of a non male persuasion.

This I find confusing as it is not a reproductive organ.

The external genitailia of a female or male to female transgender.

Just to add didn't it say in the ARRSE Newsletter that we aren't allowed to swear in the current affairs forum?

**Spanny** · 30-10-2009, 13:15

I'm confused because I thought the only words policemen knew were " What'd ya want us to do about it ? "

**doc80905** · 30-10-2009, 16:35

Terms such as 'afternoon' and 'evening' are somewhat subjective in meaning

Where does it all end?

You know, sometimes I wonder if those 'diversity champions' responsible for this are actually double agents. They're actually secret BNP activists, coming out with all this toss to bring down the system from within. It is soooooooo bizarre getting it's unreal.

**Semper_Flexibilis** · 30-10-2009, 16:42

Originally Posted by D0lly86

Originally Posted by Oil_Slick

Originally Posted by Track_Link

All quite confusing.

I suggest using the appropriate word for those making these decisions to further avoid confusement is...

Cunts

no, that's not PC enoughâ€¦

I would suggest: Reproductive organ of a non male persuasion.

This I find confusing as it is not a reproductive organ.

The external genitailia of a female or male to female transgender.

Just to add didn't it say in the ARRSE Newsletter that we aren't allowed to swear in the current affairs forum?

Tis old englishâ€¦

Although it has been said that "etymologists are unlikely to come to an agreement about the origins of 'cunt' any time soon,"[5] the word is most often thought to have derived from a Germanic word (Proto-Germanic *kuntÅ, stem *kuntÅn-), which appeared as kunta in Old Norse. Scholars are uncertain of the origin of the Proto-Germanic form itself.[6] In Middle English, it appeared with many spellings, such as cunte and queynte, which did not always reflect the actual pronunciation of the word. There are cognates in most Germanic languages, such as the Swedish, Faroese and Nynorsk kunta; West Frisian and Middle Low German kunte; Middle Dutch conte; Dutch kut; Middle Low German kutte; Middle High German kotze (prostitute); German kott, and perhaps Old English cot. The etymology of the Proto-Germanic term is disputed. It may have arisen by Grimm's law operating on the Proto-Indo-European root *gen/gon = "create, become" seen in gonads, genital, gamete, genetics, gene, or the Proto-Indo-European root *gÊ·neH2/guneH2 (Greek gunÃª) = "woman" seen in gynaecology. Relationships to similar-sounding words such as the Latin cunnus (vulva), and its derivatives French con, Spanish coÃ±o, and Portuguese cona, have not been conclusively demonstrated. Other Latin words related to cunnus are cuneatus = "wedge-shaped"; cuneo = "I fasten with a wedge", (figurative) "I wedge in", "I squeeze in", leading to English words such as cuneiform (wedge-shaped).
The word in its modern meaning is attested in Middle English. Proverbs of Hendyng, a manuscript from some time before 1325, includes the advice:[7]
Èœeue Ã¾i cunte to cunnig and craue affetir wedding.
(Give your cunt wisely and make (your) demands after the wedding.)

**crabtastic** · 30-10-2009, 16:56

Originally Posted by Gren

Can you say "non male"? it might upset women.

Ahem, don't you mean wimmin?

I'm trying to decide my reaction if I was a Chief Constable and a report like that flashed across my desk. I think I'd either stand up, quietly crab my coat, and go home to write my resignation letter, or I'd hold a Gene Hunt look-alike contest among the force, with the winner to replace the recently departed E&D officer.

**DavidBOC** · 30-10-2009, 17:11

Originally Posted by Gren

Can you say "non male"? it might upset women!

Oiche mhaith a cairde
(greeting gratuitously inserted to offend all the non-Gaelic speakers)

Oh my God!!!
You used the word "women" which contains the word "men" and therefore implies women are merely a varient form of men.

You MUST at all times use the word "Womyn" to refer to all females.

**jinxy** · 30-10-2009, 17:53

Originally Posted by DavidBOC

Originally Posted by Gren

Can you say "non male"? it might upset women!

Oiche mhaith a cairde
(greeting gratuitously inserted to offend all the non-Gaelic speakers)

Oh my God!!!
You used the word "women" which contains the word "men" and therefore implies women are merely a varient form of men.

You MUST at all times use the word "Womyn" to refer to all females.

Well, Adam did give up a 'rib' so all wo's do originate from man

**Shortty** · 30-10-2009, 18:10

Originally Posted by johnboyzzz

Originally Posted by Night_Turn

Originally Posted by Markintime

Originally Posted by johnboyzzz

Originally Posted by roadster280

Originally Posted by Night_Turn

Are the terms scrote , sh*tbag , thieving fecker, toerag, muppet, f*ckwit, mong and windowlicker still allowed to be used?.

No, I think they would arrest you for calling them that.

No they wouldn't, they will all be too busy filling in forms in the station

I'm sorry, I'm confused, do you mean the train or the bus station?

Clearly a case of someone being confused by the word Station. I think it needs to be added to the list of banned words.

I meant in the Police Office

of course filling in their monthly diversity forms

No, those kind of words are completely unacceptable.

You couldn't make it up..

http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/new...icle788700.ece

**Bernster** · 30-10-2009, 18:17

At the end of the artical it says there must come a point at which common sense must/will prevail! well it hasn't so far and lets not expect a big flood of common sense anytime soon

**blue-sophist** · 30-10-2009, 18:22

Police ...

The organized body of civil officers in a city, town, or district, whose particular duties are the preservation of good order, the prevention and detection of crime, and the enforcement of the laws.

I assume that has been extended by Government diktat to include forking about with the English language and enforcing Political Correctness?
Ooops, that's abbreviated as "PC", can we say that?
Or would that also be ...

Originally Posted by Daily Telegraph

... somewhat subjective in meaning and can vary according to a person's culture or nationality.

Fork off, Cuntstable ...

A peace officer with less authority and smaller jurisdiction than a sheriff, empowered to serve writs and warrants and make arrests.

**The_Seagull** · 31-10-2009, 02:01

Originally Posted by Night_Turn

Are the terms scrote , sh*tbag , thieving fecker, toerag, muppet, f*ckwit, mong and windowlicker still allowed to be used?.

They certainly did on my old department! :D

Not sure if they were "allowed" though.

**Werewolf** · 31-10-2009, 02:16

Originally Posted by The_Seagull

Originally Posted by Night_Turn

Are the terms scrote , sh*tbag , thieving fecker, toerag, muppet, f*ckwit, mong and windowlicker still allowed to be used?.

They certainly did on my old department! :D

Not sure if they were "allowed" though.

How's life among the Moose-shaggers, mate? :D

**The_Seagull** · 31-10-2009, 04:11

Originally Posted by Werewolf

Originally Posted by The_Seagull

Originally Posted by Night_Turn

Are the terms scrote , sh*tbag , thieving fecker, toerag, muppet, f*ckwit, mong and windowlicker still allowed to be used?.

They certainly did on my old department! :D

Not sure if they were "allowed" though.

How's life among the Moose-shaggers, mate? :D

Can't complain mate, been busy getting into my new gaff but settling in nicely. It's 2 coats colder out here though. :D

**Werewolf** · 31-10-2009, 11:51

Originally Posted by The_Seagull

Originally Posted by Werewolf

Originally Posted by The_Seagull

Originally Posted by Night_Turn

Are the terms scrote , sh*tbag , thieving fecker, toerag, muppet, f*ckwit, mong and windowlicker still allowed to be used?.

They certainly did on my old department! :D

Not sure if they were "allowed" though.

How's life among the Moose-shaggers, mate? :D

Can't complain mate, been busy getting into my new gaff but settling in nicely. It's 2 coats colder out here though. :D

Aye, they have real winters over there, 'Gull!

:D

Do you still have to do Basic at the Academy?

**The_Seagull** · 31-10-2009, 13:27

Originally Posted by Werewolf

How's life among the Moose-shaggers, mate? :D

Can't complain mate, been busy getting into my new gaff but settling in nicely. It's 2 coats colder out here though. :D[/quote]

Aye, they have real winters over there, 'Gull!

:D

Do you still have to do Basic at the Academy?[/quote]

Yeah, I don't mind though, will give me a chance to intergrate, seeing as I'm now officially an immigrant (I hope Canadian Nick Griffin doesn't get in over here). :D

I don't Profess to be some sort of Uberplod so I'm happy to sit there, keep my gob shut (none of that "in the UK we/I did"), and just learn.