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**Format09** · 26-10-2009, 23:57

Who's more foolish? The fool or the fool that follows him?

**lightlyseasonedvet** · 27-10-2009, 00:13

sad to say but theres a film in it... and probably a good one.. just hope he doesnt see any of the profits

**Stanley1975** · 27-10-2009, 00:21

Originally Posted by Mr_Bridger

He has impersonated an aristocrat, a ballet dancer, a banker, a doctor, a playboy and a policeman.

Why the fcuk would you want to walt that?

**re-stilly** · 27-10-2009, 08:41

Originally Posted by Stanley1975

Originally Posted by Mr_Bridger

He has impersonated an aristocrat, a ballet dancer, a banker, a doctor, a playboy and a policeman.

Why the fcuk would you want to walt that?

Think about it most male ballet dancers bat for the other side, so being one of so few in amongst some pretty fit women will have its bonuses

**BarkingSpider** · 27-10-2009, 09:56

Originally Posted by Mr_Bridger

He has impersonated an aristocrat, a ballet dancer, a banker, a doctor, a playboy and a policeman.

Aristocrat: Walting for position in society - to nick money and fine antiques.
Ballet Dancer: Walting for a shag with all those long legged nice arrsed ladies - let's not forget how flexible they would be...
Doctor: Walting to feel ladies tits.
Playboy: Walting to feel ladies tits on a boat in Monaco harbour.
Policeman: Walting because he's been rumbled and needs a way out of it sharpish - or he just likes the sound of the sirens on his car and that he can legally run red lights.

Aristocrat and Policeman are definitely well naughty but I think the Ballet Dancer, Doctor and Playboy walts are something we should all be trying out.

**re-stilly** · 27-10-2009, 10:01

Aristocrat and Policeman are definitely well naughty but I think the Ballet Dancer, Doctor and Playboy walts are something we should all be trying out.

I think I might be rumbled pretty damn quick, as I am not exactly built in the shape of a lithe dancer.

**BarkingSpider** · 27-10-2009, 10:04

Originally Posted by re-stilly

Aristocrat and Policeman are definitely well naughty but I think the Ballet Dancer, Doctor and Playboy walts are something we should all be trying out.

I think I might be rumbled pretty damn quick, as I am not exactly built in the shape of a lithe dancer.

Ah, there's a way out of that. I've thought about it as I'm not the lithe supple flexible person I used to be.
Become a 'theatre owner walt', then you can tell those ballet dancers (with their long flexible legs and tight arrses) that you're doing auditions for a new show.