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    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/worl...an-mosque.html

    Tony Blair's bodyguards had to rush to protect him today when a protester calling him a terrorist assailed the former prime minister in a Palestinian mosque.

    Mr Blair, now the Middle East envoy, was on an official trip to the West Bank city of Hebron when the man verbally attacked him.

    His bodyguards backed the man into a corner and tried to keep him quiet as he shouted 'You're a terrorist' at Mr Blair.
    Verbal attack: The man, who is clutching a bag in his left hand, raises his right arm as he shouts towards Tony Blair in the Hebron mosque today

    Verbal attack: The man, who is clutching a bag in his left hand, raises his right arm as he shouts towards Tony Blair in the Hebron mosque today

    Still shouting, the man raises his bag as he struggles with guards, who quickly surrounded him

    Still shouting, the man raises his bag as he struggles with guards, who quickly surrounded him


    The guards push the shouting man backwards before eventually pinning him up against the wall behind him


    Pacifier: As the man was pinned against the wall, the cameras swung back towards Mr Blair, centre, who gave a tight grin and a brief wave before carrying on with the tour

    'He is not welcome in the land of Palestine', the struggling man, who was carrying a bag, added.

    Mr Blair gave a tight-lipped smile and a pacifying wave in the general direction of the shouting man.

    'You know, he made his protest and that's fair enough,' he told reporters once the man was removed from the mosque.

    'I think it's important for you guys as well to not always mistake the protest for the general view of the whole population,' he added
    Smug, deluded sh1tehawk. Where's the suicide vest when you want one?
    "However proletarian and semiliterate he may have been, the English soldier, well nourished with meat and beer, stimulated with gin, and convinced of his own racial superiority to the foreign rabble he had to face, was a magnificent combatant, as anyone who has ever seen hooligans in action at a soccer match can readily imagine."

    Prof. Alessandro Barbaro, The Battle

    (nicked from Mallinson, The Making of the British Army)

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    Re: Blair not dead

    Quote Originally Posted by Rumpelstiltskin
    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/worldnews/article-1221723/Tony-Blair-assailed-protester-yelling-Youre-terrorist-Palestinian-mosque.html

    Tony Blair's bodyguards had to rush to protect him today when a protester calling him a terrorist assailed the former prime minister in a Palestinian mosque.

    Mr Blair, now the Middle East envoy, was on an official trip to the West Bank city of Hebron when the man verbally attacked him.

    His bodyguards backed the man into a corner and tried to keep him quiet as he shouted 'You're a terrorist' at Mr Blair.
    Verbal attack: The man, who is clutching a bag in his left hand, raises his right arm as he shouts towards Tony Blair in the Hebron mosque today

    Verbal attack: The man, who is clutching a bag in his left hand, raises his right arm as he shouts towards Tony Blair in the Hebron mosque today

    Still shouting, the man raises his bag as he struggles with guards, who quickly surrounded him

    Still shouting, the man raises his bag as he struggles with guards, who quickly surrounded him


    The guards push the shouting man backwards before eventually pinning him up against the wall behind him


    Pacifier: As the man was pinned against the wall, the cameras swung back towards Mr Blair, centre, who gave a tight grin and a brief wave before carrying on with the tour

    'He is not welcome in the land of Palestine', the struggling man, who was carrying a bag, added.

    Mr Blair gave a tight-lipped smile and a pacifying wave in the general direction of the shouting man.

    'You know, he made his protest and that's fair enough,' he told reporters once the man was removed from the mosque.

    'I think it's important for you guys as well to not always mistake the protest for the general view of the whole population,' he added
    Smug, deluded sh1tehawk. Where's the suicide vest when you want one?
    Well if you go to war on one UN resolution, why not a dozen?
    That's always the problem with accepting hundreds of thousands in "prize" money from Jewish organisations - the other side stupidly think you may be biased and not totally neutral....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Alsacien
    Well if you go to war on one UN resolution, why not a dozen?
    That's always the problem with accepting hundreds of thousands in "prize" money from Jewish organisations - the other side stupidly think you may be biased and not totally neutral....
    Yes, but you'd think they'd have been appeased by his appointing Lord Levy his Israel-Palestine czar...

    He is a supporter of Labour Friends of Israel and has been described by The Jerusalem Post as "undoubtedly the notional leader of British Jewry".[8] He is also a member of the Board of Deputies of British Jews, the leadership of UK Jewish community. Levy has close ties with the Israeli Labour Party and maintains a home in Jerusalem.[9] His son, Daniel Levy, is active in Israeli political life, and has served as an assistant to the former Israeli Prime Minister Ehud Barak and to Knesset member Yossi Beilin. Levy has praised Blair for his "solid and committed support of the State of Israel" [10].
    "However proletarian and semiliterate he may have been, the English soldier, well nourished with meat and beer, stimulated with gin, and convinced of his own racial superiority to the foreign rabble he had to face, was a magnificent combatant, as anyone who has ever seen hooligans in action at a soccer match can readily imagine."

    Prof. Alessandro Barbaro, The Battle

    (nicked from Mallinson, The Making of the British Army)

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    Re:the post title-what a great pity,but they do say that the Devil looks after his own...

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    I don;t want B'Liar to be killed by a terrorist with a bomb… too quick.


    Nope, I want that cvnt to die a slow lingering death with something like cancer.
    Think of a herd of cats briefly all moving in the same direction due to a random quantum fluctuation...


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    Quote Originally Posted by Oil_Slick
    I don;t want B'Liar to be killed by a terrorist with a bomb… too quick.

    Nope, I want that cvnt to die a slow lingering death with something like cancer.
    How about having all his limbs blown off but surviving?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Oil_Slick
    I don;t want B'Liar to be killed by a terrorist with a bomb… too quick.


    Nope, I want that cvnt to die a slow lingering death with something like cancer.
    I want to give Cherie "wide mouthed frog" Blair a dose of the clap

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    What a disappointment! I was expecting (or hoping for) a sub-line: "but very badly injured". So this plonker's now made his second trip to the Palestinians in over two years. As you do, when you're the "Middle East envoy". Still, I suppose earning obscene amounts of cash on the lecture circuit's more important than trying to solve the conundrum of the Israel/Palestine conflict.

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    How did the bodyguards make a b*lls of that one, all trained by Ashie, by any chance?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mobat
    Quote Originally Posted by Oil_Slick
    I don;t want B'Liar to be killed by a terrorist with a bomb… too quick.

    Nope, I want that cvnt to die a slow lingering death with something like cancer.
    How about having all his limbs blown off but surviving?
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    [quote="Rumpelstiltskin"]http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/worldnews/article-1221723/Tony-Blair-assailed-protester-yelling-Youre-terrorist-Palestinian-mosque.html

    His bodyguards backed the man into a corner and tried to keep him quiet as he shouted 'You're a terrorist' at Mr Blair.


    Mr Blair gave a tight-lipped smile and a pacifying wave in the general direction of the shouting man.

    'You know, he made his protest and that's fair enough,' he told reporters once the man was removed from the mosque.
    Does the ex-PM think making a protest is fair enough? If so, why did his bodyguards try to keep the protester quiet?
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    Pee'ed off Palestinian with carrier bag gets within 5 yards of Tony - hope the teflon is multi-purpose....and someone dropped the ball did'nt they...

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    Quote Originally Posted by jboldie
    Re:the post title-what a great pity,but they do say that the Devil looks after his own...
    And the Devil says he's no friend of Blair even fallen angels have standards.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Rumpelstiltskin
    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/worldnews/article-1221723/Tony-Blair-assailed-protester-yelling-Youre-terrorist-Palestinian-mosque.html

    Tony Blair's bodyguards had to rush to protect him today when a protester calling him a terrorist assailed the former prime minister in a Palestinian mosque.

    Mr Blair, now the Middle East envoy, was on an official trip to the West Bank city of Hebron when the man verbally attacked him.

    His bodyguards backed the man into a corner and tried to keep him quiet as he shouted 'You're a terrorist' at Mr Blair.
    Verbal attack: The man, who is clutching a bag in his left hand, raises his right arm as he shouts towards Tony Blair in the Hebron mosque today

    Verbal attack: The man, who is clutching a bag in his left hand, raises his right arm as he shouts towards Tony Blair in the Hebron mosque today

    Still shouting, the man raises his bag as he struggles with guards, who quickly surrounded him

    Still shouting, the man raises his bag as he struggles with guards, who quickly surrounded him


    The guards push the shouting man backwards before eventually pinning him up against the wall behind him


    Pacifier: As the man was pinned against the wall, the cameras swung back towards Mr Blair, centre, who gave a tight grin and a brief wave before carrying on with the tour

    'He is not welcome in the land of Palestine', the struggling man, who was carrying a bag, added.

    Mr Blair gave a tight-lipped smile and a pacifying wave in the general direction of the shouting man.

    'You know, he made his protest and that's fair enough,' he told reporters once the man was removed from the mosque.

    'I think it's important for you guys as well to not always mistake the protest for the general view of the whole population,' he added
    Smug, deluded sh1tehawk. Where's the suicide vest when you want one?
    Bugger that; where's all those SADM's the Ivans were supposed to have made during the Cold War?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Werewolf
    <snip>Bugger that; where's all those SADM's the Ivans were supposed to have made during the Cold War?

    If a job's worth doing, it's worth doing with Instant Sunshine.
    No more Tony Blair and no more Palestine, it's win win.

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