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20-10-2009, 11:23 #1
MPs TO RECEIVE AFGHANISTAN GUILT ALLOWANCE
MEMBERS of parliament are to award themselves a monthly allowance based on how guilty they feel about under-equipped British soldiers in Afghanistan.
The size of the payments will be linked directly to the number of casualties, with MPs warning that the guiltier they feel, the more money they are going to need.
AllowanceWell Tally Bally Ho!
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20-10-2009, 11:37 #2
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Thats fcuking disgraceful!!
How low will these wnakers go, I hate them so much. Not fit to lick the boots of our brave boys.
Bring on the revolution!!!
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20-10-2009, 11:39 #3
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It is the Daily Mash you know!
Adrian
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20-10-2009, 11:40 #4
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is it index linked
Democracy only works when I tell you it works
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20-10-2009, 11:40 #5
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Somewhere, some serpant is reading this thinking, "My, what an idea."
Originally Posted by Pantsoff
Expect Pa Broons phone to be ringing soon
Everybody should believe in something; I believe I'll have another drink.
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20-10-2009, 11:41 #6
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I bloody hope this is a shameless wah
X Factor Spoof! Safe for work! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8qTYVnrhU_8
Melon in face! : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TWoB0GOI3bQ
Fightin'! : http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature...phKlMv92A&NR=1
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20-10-2009, 11:42 #7
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Indeed, like all their expenses claims.
Originally Posted by The_Rattler
Middle index digit raised to the electorate as the claim is submitted.Adrian
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20-10-2009, 11:43 #8
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From the same site:
RACISTS UNDERMINING ARMY'S MISSION TO KILL BROWN PEOPLE
http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/war/racists-undermining-army's-mission-to-kill-brown-people-200910202151/
"The Army has a proud tradition of interacting with all manner of brown people before persuading them to give up their land while dealing sensitively with their concerns by shooting them fairly and squarely in the middle of the face."

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20-10-2009, 11:44 #9Senior Member
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Re: MPs TO RECEIVE AFGHANISTAN GUILT ALLOWANCE
It may be a 'Wah'... but don't give the Fook-kers any ideas, they might just try and vote themselves extra 'Rations' to recover from the 'Adverse Publicity' and 'emotional stress' of the expenses scandal.....
Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity .....
Gonads as wrinkled as an elephant's hide.....
Drunken Fools Have Wide Ears and Long Tongues
Bone Idle hands make a man Benefits Dependent, but diligent hands bring wealth - then the Thieving Banksters & Tax Man rob you...
Currently still a Hero & Warrior of this nation - well so Matron tells me!!
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20-10-2009, 11:48 #10
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WWWAAAHHHHH!! :D
Originally Posted by abeaumont
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20-10-2009, 11:52 #11
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Given that it's from a site that has produced such gems as
"Nick Clegg to unveil series of things that will never, ever happen"
and
"Brown to sell pathetic home-made wooden things"
then some people are a little too quick to go into Daily Mail outrage mode
If you can't fix it with a hammer, it's an electrical problem.
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20-10-2009, 11:55 #12
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So they tell the truth then!
Originally Posted by Badgertastic
Think of a herd of cats briefly all moving in the same direction due to a random quantum fluctuation...
"It costs money to have children...if you don't have any....then don't have them. It is THAT simple. " - Mr_Deputy
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20-10-2009, 11:58 #13
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Suppose that's why it's so hard for people to tell - though now that satire is completely indistinguishable from what the government will probably do next, I think we're in trouble!
Originally Posted by Oil_Slick
If you can't fix it with a hammer, it's an electrical problem.
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20-10-2009, 12:00 #14Senior Member

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Re: MPs TO RECEIVE AFGHANISTAN GUILT ALLOWANCE
Closer to the truth than reports in mainstream papers which alledge MPs as their source. :P
Originally Posted by Oil_Slick
"Patience is counting down without blasting off."
Author Unknown
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20-10-2009, 12:02 #15
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He added: "Just last week, as we went into action, Jimmy shouted 'alright lads, this one's for Shami Chakrabati!'"
Originally Posted by Alsacien
Made me snigger :DFather Dougal: God Ted, I've heard about those cults. Everyone dressing in black and saying our Lord's going to come back and judge us all.
Father Ted: No...no Dougal, that's us. That's Catholicism you're talking about there

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