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The size of the payments will be linked directly to the number of ...
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MPs TO RECEIVE AFGHANISTAN GUILT ALLOWANCE
MEMBERS of parliament are to award themselves a monthly allowance based on how guilty they feel about under-equipped British soldiers in Afghanistan.
The size of the payments will be linked directly to the number of casualties, with MPs warning that the guiltier they feel, the more money they are going to need.
AllowanceWell Tally Bally Ho!
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Thats fcuking disgraceful!!
How low will these wnakers go, I hate them so much. Not fit to lick the boots of our brave boys.
Bring on the revolution!!!
- 20-10-2009, 11:39 #3
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It is the Daily Mash you know!
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is it index linked
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Somewhere, some serpant is reading this thinking, "My, what an idea."
Originally Posted by Pantsoff
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- 20-10-2009, 11:42 #6
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Indeed, like all their expenses claims. Originally Posted by The_Rattler
Middle index digit raised to the electorate as the claim is submitted.Adrian
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From the same site:
RACISTS UNDERMINING ARMY'S MISSION TO KILL BROWN PEOPLE
http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/war/racists-undermining-army's-mission-to-kill-brown-people-200910202151/
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It may be a 'Wah'... but don't give the Fook-kers any ideas, they might just try and vote themselves extra 'Rations' to recover from the 'Adverse Publicity' and 'emotional stress' of the expenses scandal.....
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WWWAAAHHHHH!! :D Originally Posted by abeaumont
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Given that it's from a site that has produced such gems as
"Nick Clegg to unveil series of things that will never, ever happen"
and
"Brown to sell pathetic home-made wooden things"
then some people are a little too quick to go into Daily Mail outrage mode
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