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**Pantsoff** · 20-10-2009, 11:23

MEMBERS of parliament are to award themselves a monthly allowance based on how guilty they feel about under-equipped British soldiers in Afghanistan.

The size of the payments will be linked directly to the number of casualties, with MPs warning that the guiltier they feel, the more money they are going to need.

Allowance

**Bolo-Driller** · 20-10-2009, 11:37

Thats fcuking disgraceful!!

How low will these wnakers go, I hate them so much. Not fit to lick the boots of our brave boys.

Bring on the revolution!!!

**abeaumont** · 20-10-2009, 11:39

It is the Daily Mash you know!

**The_Rattler** · 20-10-2009, 11:40

is it index linked

**buttonsin3s** · 20-10-2009, 11:40

Originally Posted by Pantsoff

MEMBERS of parliament are to award themselves a monthly allowance based on how guilty they feel about under-equipped British soldiers in Afghanistan.

The size of the payments will be linked directly to the number of casualties, with MPs warning that the guiltier they feel, the more money they are going to need.

Allowance

Somewhere, some serpant is reading this thinking, "My, what an idea."
Expect Pa Broons phone to be ringing soon

**Mr_Deputy** · 20-10-2009, 11:41

I bloody hope this is a shameless wah

**abeaumont** · 20-10-2009, 11:42

Originally Posted by The_Rattler

is it index linked

Indeed, like all their expenses claims.

Middle index digit raised to the electorate as the claim is submitted.

**Alsacien** · 20-10-2009, 11:43

From the same site:

RACISTS UNDERMINING ARMY'S MISSION TO KILL BROWN PEOPLE

http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/war/racists-undermining-army's-mission-to-kill-brown-people-200910202151/

"The Army has a proud tradition of interacting with all manner of brown people before persuading them to give up their land while dealing sensitively with their concerns by shooting them fairly and squarely in the middle of the face."

**uncle_vanya** · 20-10-2009, 11:44

It may be a 'Wah'... but don't give the Fook-kers any ideas, they might just try and vote themselves extra 'Rations' to recover from the 'Adverse Publicity' and 'emotional stress' of the expenses scandal.....