Discuss MPs TO RECEIVE AFGHANISTAN GUILT ALLOWANCE in Current Affairs, News and Analysis on The Army Rumour Service; MEMBERS of parliament are to award themselves a monthly allowance based on how guilty they feel about under-equipped British soldiers in Afghanistan.
The size of the payments will be linked directly to the number of ...
MEMBERS of parliament are to award themselves a monthly allowance based on how guilty they feel about under-equipped British soldiers in Afghanistan.
The size of the payments will be linked directly to the number of casualties, with MPs warning that the guiltier they feel, the more money they are going to need.
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MEMBERS of parliament are to award themselves a monthly allowance based on how guilty they feel about under-equipped British soldiers in Afghanistan.
The size of the payments will be linked directly to the number of casualties, with MPs warning that the guiltier they feel, the more money they are going to need.
In the interests of the environment no trees were harmed in the transmission of this message, but a huge number of electrons were inconvenienced temporarily.
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Re: MPs TO RECEIVE AFGHANISTAN GUILT ALLOWANCE
It may be a 'Wah'... but don't give the Fook-kers any ideas, they might just try and vote themselves extra 'Rations' to recover from the 'Adverse Publicity' and 'emotional stress' of the expenses scandal.....
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