MPs TO RECEIVE AFGHANISTAN GUILT ALLOWANCE

**Pantsoff** · 20-10-2009, 11:23

MEMBERS of parliament are to award themselves a monthly allowance based on how guilty they feel about under-equipped British soldiers in Afghanistan.

The size of the payments will be linked directly to the number of casualties, with MPs warning that the guiltier they feel, the more money they are going to need.

Allowance

**Bolo-Driller** · 20-10-2009, 11:37

Thats fcuking disgraceful!!

How low will these wnakers go, I hate them so much. Not fit to lick the boots of our brave boys.

Bring on the revolution!!!

**abeaumont** · 20-10-2009, 11:39

It is the Daily Mash you know!

**The_Rattler** · 20-10-2009, 11:40

is it index linked

**buttonsin3s** · 20-10-2009, 11:40

Originally Posted by Pantsoff

MEMBERS of parliament are to award themselves a monthly allowance based on how guilty they feel about under-equipped British soldiers in Afghanistan.

The size of the payments will be linked directly to the number of casualties, with MPs warning that the guiltier they feel, the more money they are going to need.

Allowance

Somewhere, some serpant is reading this thinking, "My, what an idea."
Expect Pa Broons phone to be ringing soon

**Mr_Deputy** · 20-10-2009, 11:41

I bloody hope this is a shameless wah

**abeaumont** · 20-10-2009, 11:42

Originally Posted by The_Rattler

is it index linked

Indeed, like all their expenses claims.

Middle index digit raised to the electorate as the claim is submitted.

**Alsacien** · 20-10-2009, 11:43

From the same site:

RACISTS UNDERMINING ARMY'S MISSION TO KILL BROWN PEOPLE

http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/war/racists-undermining-army's-mission-to-kill-brown-people-200910202151/

"The Army has a proud tradition of interacting with all manner of brown people before persuading them to give up their land while dealing sensitively with their concerns by shooting them fairly and squarely in the middle of the face."

**uncle_vanya** · 20-10-2009, 11:44

It may be a 'Wah'... but don't give the Fook-kers any ideas, they might just try and vote themselves extra 'Rations' to recover from the 'Adverse Publicity' and 'emotional stress' of the expenses scandal.....

**Bolo-Driller** · 20-10-2009, 11:48

Originally Posted by abeaumont

It is the Daily Mash you know!

WWWAAAHHHHH!! :D

**Badgertastic** · 20-10-2009, 11:52

Given that it's from a site that has produced such gems as
"Nick Clegg to unveil series of things that will never, ever happen"
and
"Brown to sell pathetic home-made wooden things"
then some people are a little too quick to go into Daily Mail outrage mode

**Semper_Flexibilis** · 20-10-2009, 11:55

Originally Posted by Badgertastic

Given that it's from a site that has produced such gems as
"Nick Clegg to unveil series of things that will never, ever happen"
and
"Brown to sell pathetic home-made wooden things"
then some people are a little too quick to go into Daily Mail outrage mode

So they tell the truth then!

**Badgertastic** · 20-10-2009, 11:58

Originally Posted by Oil_Slick

Originally Posted by Badgertastic

Given that it's from a site that has produced such gems as
"Nick Clegg to unveil series of things that will never, ever happen"
and
"Brown to sell pathetic home-made wooden things"
then some people are a little too quick to go into Daily Mail outrage mode

So they tell the truth then!

Suppose that's why it's so hard for people to tell - though now that satire is completely indistinguishable from what the government will probably do next, I think we're in trouble!

**Auld-Yin** · 20-10-2009, 12:00

Originally Posted by Oil_Slick

Originally Posted by Badgertastic

Given that it's from a site that has produced such gems as
"Nick Clegg to unveil series of things that will never, ever happen"
and
"Brown to sell pathetic home-made wooden things"
then some people are a little too quick to go into Daily Mail outrage mode

So they tell the truth then!

Closer to the truth than reports in mainstream papers which alledge MPs as their source. :P

**joey_deacons_lad** · 20-10-2009, 12:02

Originally Posted by Alsacien

From the same site:

RACISTS UNDERMINING ARMY'S MISSION TO KILL BROWN PEOPLE

http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/war/racists-undermining-army's-mission-to-kill-brown-people-200910202151/

"The Army has a proud tradition of interacting with all manner of brown people before persuading them to give up their land while dealing sensitively with their concerns by shooting them fairly and squarely in the middle of the face."

He added: "Just last week, as we went into action, Jimmy shouted 'alright lads, this one's for Shami Chakrabati!'"
Made me snigger :D