Given that it's from a site that has produced such gems as
"Nick Clegg to unveil series of things that will never, ever happen"
and
"Brown to sell pathetic home-made wooden things"
then some people are a little too quick to go into Daily Mail outrage mode

Originally Posted by Badgertastic

Given that it's from a site that has produced such gems as
"Nick Clegg to unveil series of things that will never, ever happen"
and
"Brown to sell pathetic home-made wooden things"
then some people are a little too quick to go into Daily Mail outrage mode

So they tell the truth then!

Originally Posted by Oil_Slick

Originally Posted by Badgertastic

Given that it's from a site that has produced such gems as
"Nick Clegg to unveil series of things that will never, ever happen"
and
"Brown to sell pathetic home-made wooden things"
then some people are a little too quick to go into Daily Mail outrage mode

So they tell the truth then!

Suppose that's why it's so hard for people to tell - though now that satire is completely indistinguishable from what the government will probably do next, I think we're in trouble!

Originally Posted by Oil_Slick

Originally Posted by Badgertastic

Given that it's from a site that has produced such gems as
"Nick Clegg to unveil series of things that will never, ever happen"
and
"Brown to sell pathetic home-made wooden things"
then some people are a little too quick to go into Daily Mail outrage mode

So they tell the truth then!

Closer to the truth than reports in mainstream papers which alledge MPs as their source. :P

Originally Posted by Alsacien

From the same site:

RACISTS UNDERMINING ARMY'S MISSION TO KILL BROWN PEOPLE

http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/war/racists-undermining-army's-mission-to-kill-brown-people-200910202151/

"The Army has a proud tradition of interacting with all manner of brown people before persuading them to give up their land while dealing sensitively with their concerns by shooting them fairly and squarely in the middle of the face."

He added: "Just last week, as we went into action, Jimmy shouted 'alright lads, this one's for Shami Chakrabati!'"
Made me snigger :D

Originally Posted by joey_deacons_lad

Originally Posted by Alsacien

From the same site:

RACISTS UNDERMINING ARMY'S MISSION TO KILL BROWN PEOPLE

http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/war/racists-undermining-army's-mission-to-kill-brown-people-200910202151/

"The Army has a proud tradition of interacting with all manner of brown people before persuading them to give up their land while dealing sensitively with their concerns by shooting them fairly and squarely in the middle of the face."

He added: "Just last week, as we went into action, Jimmy shouted 'alright lads, this one's for Shami Chakrabati!'"
Made me snigger :D

This one is better:

WHAT IS YOUR F*CKING PROBLEM? BRITAIN ASKS IMF
http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/politi...-200901291541/

:D :D :D

Originally Posted by The_Rattler

is it index linked

Yes. The more casualties "we" incur, the bigger the guilt and, hence, bigger the payout.

I fear, however, that the article errs in one way. It fails to point out that if casualty rates drop then there will be a compensatory increase in "performance related" pay for improving the situation.

"I have lost count of the number of young privates who have told me that when they leave the service they want to work for the Equality and Human Rights Commission helping Bangladeshi women to fill in benefit forms."

Class.

I thought you might like it!

Originally Posted by Mr_Deputy

I bloody hope this is a shameless wah

Do you want me to fetch the nurse?