I'm just lucky she didn't live in pompey, my dad could have been a matelot!Originally Posted by jarrod248
If she'd actually gone through with joining the Education Corps rather than marrying my dad, even worse he could have been a squaddie!
I'm just lucky she didn't live in pompey, my dad could have been a matelot!Originally Posted by jarrod248
If she'd actually gone through with joining the Education Corps rather than marrying my dad, even worse he could have been a squaddie!
Continues to resist, action, no stop it, don't do it...Originally Posted by Haile
Give us a look at his previous. Bet you'd find some really mad dealing, possession, thefts et al in there............and pound to a penny he's a Liabour voter, so..er..![]()
In peace there's nothing so becomes a man as modest stillness and humility; but when the blast of war blows in our ears, then imitate the action of the tiger.
I have to admit I am impressed at your restraint...do you want to hear what I've gotten up to when high.....flats full of girls at university and groups of workmates in London?Originally Posted by jarrod248
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No I can't say I want to hear the story others i'm sure will but that would be better in the NAAFI :DOriginally Posted by Haile
I'm all for equality; punishment should be equal for all regardless of afflictions, diseases, psychiatric problems, skin colour, religion, etc, etc, even ginger wakners!
Can't do the time - don't do the crime.
CC_TA
I'm not keen on anybody killing anybody else, never mind gvt sactioned jobbing
Wonder if he'll get the 9mil pill in one of those mobile camper/execution vans?
So if he's bipolar, will it be the AC or DC that fries him? Or will his bipolarity cancel the two out? Wouuld be fascinated to know.
Honestly, I was spring-cleaning, in the nude, and fell backwards onto a jam- jar........Well sir, it's lucky for you the jar was liberally coated with KY otherwise it would have really hurt
Mummy......Why are you hands so soft and young looking?..........Cos I'm only 13 now fcuk off and eat yer Pot Noodle!
With friends like me, who needs enemas?
F*ck him.
I hear the Chinese govt. even sends your family a bill for the bullet! As to the originator of this thread, my BS detector has been in the red since the first post.Originally Posted by thegimp
Big fat heifer? Hmmmm you have my attention. PM me a pic please.Originally Posted by Haile
3; 2; 1; Firing NOW.........
3; 2; 1; Firing NOW ........
FFS Pass me the bloody matches.
Si hoc legere scis nimium eruditionis habes!
The British Govt successfully extracted Samantha Orobator from Laos in similar circumstances a few months ago.
(All for one and one for all.......except of course for the indigenous Brits!)
and those two Brummie bimbos in Thailand about 15 years ago and those two murdering nurses in Suadi about ten years ago . I guess if you've got a vagina you're immune to foreign justice ?Originally Posted by fingers_1661
Not to be confused with Spenny from Edinburgh
You have picked on the wrong one with Jarrod. However you may PM me with you memoirs of a mis-spent youth and I will see if they match up to expectations. Were you ever waterproofed? Dont forget the photos!Originally Posted by Haile
3; 2; 1; Firing NOW.........
3; 2; 1; Firing NOW ........
FFS Pass me the bloody matches.
Si hoc legere scis nimium eruditionis habes!
I see he's been in nick for over two years, has he raped himself in the showers yet?
Haile- forget the PM. Post the pics here for us all to see.![]()
Hoping the pics don't have dicks...
If he could get a guard to impregnate him.....well it worked for the last one
Another bloody ex-crab
I've read increasingly they use injection in China these days
Since you were on the LBGT thread telling everyone you were discriminated against because you were a Lesbian and telling everyone how much you'd suffered why don't you stick to the promise you've made below?Originally Posted by Haile
LinkyOriginally Posted by Haile
'The honesty and bravery of our fighting forces stands in stark contrast to the weasel words and dishonesty of their political masters'. Liam Fox
Oh dear how sad bullet in the napper, hey ho that's life
'A sure cure for sea-sickness is to sit under a tree'
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