Thread: Who's covering this?
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18-10-2009, 20:25 #1
Who's covering this?
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/s...re/8313299.stm
Any chance of Trumpton covering you guys?Some days you wake and immediately start to worry. Nothing in particular is wrong, it's just the suspicion that forces are aligning quietly and there will be trouble ahead..... Formally known as Mucus, before I lost the log in....
Well two days of digging and searching in the general area and we still haven't found the cunting leak. Surely there must be technology more accurate than a grumpy old bloke in a yellow hi-vis coat, wielding a length of dowelling on a thread bobbin and claiming there may be a leak in the generic area known as "under there"?
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18-10-2009, 20:28 #2Senior Member
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Re: Who's covering this?
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/s...re/8306128.stmEmployees in roles such as finance and human resources will drive specially-adapted 4x4 vehicles during the strikes.
Fire engines will be kept available for emergencies which threaten life and property.
The fire service said managers would return to front-line duties and provide emergency response cover.
Firefighters want to keep their current pattern of nine-hour day shifts and 15-hour night shifts.
The Fire Brigades Union has proposed 10-hour shifts, but the authority said it was committed to 12-hour shifts.
I suppose you will just have to hope that no one needs the fire brigade!
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18-10-2009, 20:34 #3
Re: Who's covering this?
I'm waiting to see the announcement that says members of the Fire brigade are willing to swap duties with HM armed forces in sandy places to ensure cover is kept at it's present levels........
Originally Posted by Majorpain
Some days you wake and immediately start to worry. Nothing in particular is wrong, it's just the suspicion that forces are aligning quietly and there will be trouble ahead..... Formally known as Mucus, before I lost the log in....
Well two days of digging and searching in the general area and we still haven't found the cunting leak. Surely there must be technology more accurate than a grumpy old bloke in a yellow hi-vis coat, wielding a length of dowelling on a thread bobbin and claiming there may be a leak in the generic area known as "under there"?
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18-10-2009, 20:36 #4
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18-10-2009, 20:48 #5
Re: Who's covering this?
They'll probably ask the TA to do it for free...
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18-10-2009, 22:23 #6
Re: Who's covering this?
Can I mention the words "Winter of Discontent". It's shaping up quite nicely.
1. Firefighters
2. Postal Workers
3. Public Sector (probably kicking off just after the general election when the hatchet drops)
4. ?
Am I missing anyone?
There is a God and he looked down on the Earth and said "Let there be Liberal Democrats in the Government" and it came to pass that the disciple Dave brought Nick back from the wilderness and there was much partying.
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18-10-2009, 22:30 #7
Re: Who's covering this?
The TA
Originally Posted by RearWords
Old & bold? No, I'm just old, fat, bald & boring
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18-10-2009, 23:00 #8Senior Member
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Re: Who's covering this?
Are there any left?
Originally Posted by EScotia
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18-10-2009, 23:15 #9
Re: Who's covering this?
Just me.
Originally Posted by whitecity
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18-10-2009, 23:24 #10
Re: Who's covering this?
Snail must have been looking in one of those fairground mirrors if she thinks that is her,
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19-10-2009, 01:02 #11
Re: Who's covering this?
The bin men in Leeds have been out for a month. All we need now is a grave digger's strike with unburied bodies piling up and it'll be deja vu all over again.
Originally Posted by RearWords
Where's Maggie when we need her?Remember, a dog is for life. A turkey's just for Christmas though, and perhaps Boxing Day if it's a big one.
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19-10-2009, 15:49 #12Senior Member
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Re: Who's covering this?
Didn't the bakers go on strike (or was it the lorry drivers) so there wasn't any bread (its along time ago now) and dont we need heavy snow fall as well?
Also seem to remember the ambo's did to.
All in all its like being 10 again, I am really going to enjoy this winter, still got my sledge somewhere!
trotsky
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19-10-2009, 15:53 #13
Re: Who's covering this?
All we need now is the power workers to come out and back to candles 3 nights a week
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19-10-2009, 16:20 #14
Re: Who's covering this?
Yep. Massive queues outside the Co-Op whenever a bread delivery was rumoured. I know a bloke whose family were getting food parcels from friends in East Germany in 1979. As a result, he spent the 80s urinating through the letter box of the local Labour club on the way home from the pub of an evening. No CCTV in those days. He's now a leading member of the Tory party whose secret remains safe with me - for the moment.
Originally Posted by Trotsky
I think it was the hospital janitors. Ambulances had to stop at the hospital gates so the duty shop steward could check if the patient in the back was sick enough to cross his picket line.
Originally Posted by Trotsky
Much additional outrage ensued when some of the striking b@stards shut off the heating in several hospitals then picketed the boiler houses to make sure nobody turned it back on again.
Don't do it man! You're not 10 any more. Fall off the sledge and bash the old prostate and you'll spend six months with strangers sticking their fingers up your arrse!
Originally Posted by Trotsky
We were posh so we had oil lamps in our council flat - much more of a fire hazard than candles.
Originally Posted by johnboyzzz
Anyway, if the government keeps trying to replace decommissioned coal and nuclear plants with fecking windmills, the power workers won't need to strike to cause blackouts.Remember, a dog is for life. A turkey's just for Christmas though, and perhaps Boxing Day if it's a big one.
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19-10-2009, 16:23 #15
Re: Who's covering this?
We know they'll cave in and just give them what they want in the end. Got to keep things sweet for the election.
Originally Posted by Ancient_Mariner
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