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16-10-2009, 13:41 #11
Re: "They use my bathroom"
Originally Posted by Alsacien
So he's got Haemorrhoids then, and he thinks they're infectious?
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16-10-2009, 14:09 #12
Re: "They use my bathroom"
Ah right. I thought they were actually being incredibly subtle comic geniuses. Maybe that was asking too much.
Originally Posted by vvaannmmaann
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16-10-2009, 14:16 #13
Re: "They use my bathroom"
You might see when a page loads that google.analytics.com (or something like that) shows up so yes, the adverts are linked to certain keyboards in the posts.
Originally Posted by vvaannmmaann
Which is why in certain threads where 'diversity' was being 'discussed' that adverts for Gay Cruises kept on showing up. Unless they know something about me that I don't.
I bought a military watch. It didn't tell me the time, it told me to get my hair cut.
Scribbler of long and boring stories since 2006 with most of them chucked in HERE.
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16-10-2009, 14:21 #14Junior Member
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Re: "They use my bathroom"
As long as you love each other ,The colour of your skin should not even come in to marraige, And this gentleman as no right to impose his views on other couples
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16-10-2009, 14:30 #15Senior Member
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Re: "They use my bathroom"
gawwwd damned miscegenation
(which (I think) is the technical term).
Lots of the Southern states had anti-miscegenation laws.
The "it's the kids I feel sorry for" line particularly amuses me. The only chance you have of avoiding genetic problems is to be mixed "race" (not that there are defined races).
I've got blue eyes. I'm the descendant of a bunch on inbred Northern European ice dwellers, with hardly any non-nordic ancestors for thousands of years (brown eyes are dominant).
Aside from endurance, cold tolerance and a ready wit :D I can't see that I've benefited from being "pure" (a.k.a. inbred to buggery).
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16-10-2009, 14:33 #16
Re: "They use my bathroom"
.....but 'e is singular!
Originally Posted by classic
'Sua Tela Tonanti' - now that's what I call a mission
Runner-Up ARRSE Premier League 2008 - 2009, 2009 - 2010, Winner 2010 - 2011 (provisional - very provisional in hindsight), Strong contender 2011 - 2012
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16-10-2009, 14:38 #17
Re: "They use my bathroom"
chubb chubbery, chubb chubbery, chubb chubb churoo
Originally Posted by classic
fuck off you chubbstick your clack smells of poo
chubb chubbery, chubb chubbery, chubb chubb churee
you're a rancid old whore and you're riddled with vd
aye thengyow and guten nachtNothing to see here, move along...
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16-10-2009, 14:41 #18Senior Member
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Re: "They use my bathroom"
He isnt. They are perfectly free to get married by another Justice of The Peace! The couples in question have no "right" to be married by him and he is entitled to his opinion and to follow his conscience in who he marries.
Originally Posted by classic
Just like I, as a divorced ex-protestant (now non-christian) would not expect to be welcomed with open arms if I asked the pope to marry me to a good catholic girl.
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16-10-2009, 14:43 #19
Re: "They use my bathroom"
Too lazy to bother with an avatar this week I see Chub.
Originally Posted by classic

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16-10-2009, 15:04 #20
Re: "They use my bathroom"
You aint seen nothing yet.
About 10 years ago, Barnetts Creek Baptist Church in Georgia tried to exhume the body of a dead baby from their whites only graveyard. Shortly after the burial, it was discovered that the baby's father was black, whereupon the good Christians grabbed their shovels and ran to the cemetery.
If anybody fancies giving the Church a ring, they're on 00 229 226 2832. Do ask if you can buy a 'his 'n' his' burial plot for you and your civil partner. Also ask if they wouldn't mind having a crescent on the head stone as your same sex spouse is a Muslim and it would mean such a lot to his relatives when they come over from Somalia to visit the grave.
Probably best not to mention that many top history boffins reckon that Jesus and the apostles were nearer black than white. I have this vision of canutes from the deep south/BNP/KKK turning up at the pearly gates to find St Peter smoking a joint and with his dreadlocks tucked in to a rasta hat.ArRSe is the Hotel California - You can log-out any time you like, but you can never leave!


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