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29-09-2009, 15:42 #161
Re: Paving the way for War with Iran: Here's how and why...
Originally Posted by old_bloke
Yes, Iran has both Rapier and HAWK batteries.Think of a herd of cats briefly all moving in the same direction due to a random quantum fluctuation...
"It costs money to have children...if you don't have any....then don't have them. It is THAT simple. " - Mr_Deputy
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29-09-2009, 15:56 #162Senior Member
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Re: Paving the way for War with Iran: Here's how and why...
In other words, if we are unable to stop the Wahhabis from financing the afghan war, how the feck are we going to stop Iran??????
Originally Posted by wedge35
Finances flow to the Wahhabis bank accounts from all over the world and the article states billions of dollars!!
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29-09-2009, 16:03 #163Senior Member
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Re: Paving the way for War with Iran: Here's how and why...
An american Iranian called sarah something or other.
Originally Posted by Odo_de_StAmand
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29-09-2009, 16:22 #164Senior Member

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Re: Paving the way for War with Iran: Here's how and why...
Every time someone talks about bombing Iran, I can't help thinking of the following...
Scene 1 (Somewhere in Iran)
A man is sweating slightly. He has a Koran stuffed down his underpants. He is standing in front of the Head of Iranian Military Intelligence.
HIMI (For it is he)
"Now we have everything arranged. The Infidel ARRSErs intend to attack our nuclear bases. We have seen their planning maps on their secret website."
SM
"I am ready, Bey. I have brought my rucksack to carry the nuclear weapon. Where is it?"
HIMI (Runs round the desk to the humble Sweating Man. The smack of firm government can be heard 500m away.)
"I am not a donkey! The device has already been hidden in the rearmost freezer of their Jewish shop, called Tesco. You will hire a car and pick up the device and bury it in the Forest of Epping. You can buy a spade from any shop which says BANQ on the outside. There is no timer, you will simply switch the device on and it will send you straight to your virgins. This will be a mighty blow against the Infidel."
SM (Looking in the mirror, he sees his own reflection. He is suddenly horrified.)
"Please, Bey! I cannot go like this! I have no green headband to wear! A man cannot possibly blow himself up without a green headband!"
HIMI (Pats him gently on the shoulder.)
"Do not worry, brave soldier. The most beautiful of the virgins already has this for you. Be calm. Here is your map, passport and money. Allah will be with you."
Go ahead, if you think you're hard enough...I am very, very old you know...
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Deer aren't capable of that kind of thinking. All they care about is, what am I going to eat next, who am I going to screw next, and can I run fast enough to get away. They are very much like the French." -Ted Nugent
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"What are your goals?" "Crush your enemies. See them driven before you. Hear the lamentations of their women."
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29-09-2009, 16:32 #165
Re: Paving the way for War with Iran: Here's how and why...
We could finance the Wahhabis to stop Iran by building a Saudi bomb. It wouldn't make any sense, but neither does your constant reference to your new favourite word in this thread.
Originally Posted by SSeeker
"However proletarian and semiliterate he may have been, the English soldier, well nourished with meat and beer, stimulated with gin, and convinced of his own racial superiority to the foreign rabble he had to face, was a magnificent combatant, as anyone who has ever seen hooligans in action at a soccer match can readily imagine."
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29-09-2009, 16:40 #166Senior Member
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Re: Paving the way for War with Iran: Here's how and why...
To be fair they don't look much like terrorist financers:
Originally Posted by Rumpelstiltskin

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29-09-2009, 17:07 #167Senior Member
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Re: Paving the way for War with Iran: Here's how and why...
Watch out skippy is on his way :D :D
Originally Posted by parapauk
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29-09-2009, 17:12 #168
Re: Paving the way for War with Iran: Here's how and why...
Originally Posted by TheHatsRevenge
Take a look at the short exchange between Tommy and myself (or any number of other examples from this thread). It's what you call reasoned debate and involves not chucking your teddy out of the pram when someone corrects you or disagrees with you. Where you got the idea from that I think I'm 'cleverer' than you is beyond me (and pretty infantile).Sh1te trooper...but super trouper!
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29-09-2009, 17:35 #169
Re: Paving the way for War with Iran: Here's how and why...
No, a lot thinner but more sultry, slightly darker, huge eyes. Went to a concert with her two teenage sons and she just looked like their big sister.
Originally Posted by SSeeker
She ran off with a local bank manager and they opened a little chip shop in North Down.
I walked past it one night and saw them both sitting their bored shitless with each other. Drop dead gorgeous ain't much when your boring or a complete fookin harpy for the 99% of the time twixt shags.
The Iranian folk I met were all pre revolution and all were sound if not a bit on the melancholy, ( Edited to add) I suppose I would be depressed knowing my country of birth had been hijacked by a bunch of hardline religous fundamentalists....oooh wait a minute
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29-09-2009, 17:35 #170
Re: Paving the way for War with Iran: Here's how and why...
I think Persians are (if you adhere to racial distinction within H. sapiens) considered Aryan, hence the name Iran; I'm fairly sure that's the root as with Éireann (Irish) also.
Originally Posted by wedge35
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