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Discuss Cigarette crime. at the Current Affairs, News and Analysis forum within the The Army Rumour Service website; Originally Posted by theoriginalphantom Originally Posted by longlivethequeen One thing that realy grips my s*** ...
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    Re: Cigarette crime.

    Quote Originally Posted by theoriginalphantom
    Quote Originally Posted by longlivethequeen
    One thing that realy grips my s*** is people moaning about smokers I smoke but before I spark up I think about if it will affect any one around me. I do not drink but still go to pubs I never moan about the stink of alcohol or the way pissed up chaps act, My fags may stink but at least im not going to act like a prat after a couple?
    I've yet to see passive alcoholism from being near someone who has been drinking.
    I have...i caught 'drunk' off the Snail once!!
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    Re: Cigarette crime.

    Quote Originally Posted by bigbird67
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    Quote Originally Posted by longlivethequeen
    One thing that realy grips my s*** is people moaning about smokers I smoke but before I spark up I think about if it will affect any one around me. I do not drink but still go to pubs I never moan about the stink of alcohol or the way pissed up chaps act, My fags may stink but at least im not going to act like a prat after a couple?
    I've yet to see passive alcoholism from being near someone who has been drinking.
    I have...i caught 'drunk' off the Snail once!!
    No, she can drive you to drink.
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    Re: Cigarette crime.

    Quote Originally Posted by smartascarrots
    A UK Border Agency spokesperson said that, in most cases, the young women were unaware they were working for often violent individuals involved in cigarette contraband, one of Europe's fastest-growing forms of organised crime.
    Just how thick do you have to be to think there's nothing wrong in a free holiday with spending money in return for bringing stuff back?
    Makes you wonder if their next trip was going to be to Columbia or Thailand.

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    Its not like drug mule stories never hit the news really!! No-one can HONESTLY say "oh i really believed he was giving me a free air ticket for nothing"....can they?
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    Re: Cigarette crime.

    Quote Originally Posted by le_crabe_tambour
    How about a "War on cigarettes" to go with the "War on drugs" the "War on Terror" and the 'War on gun crime" we can spend billions setting up dedicated police units, appointing cigarette czars, organising huge publicity campaigns, criminalising huge numbers of the general public with the costs that goes with keeping locked up and.......................ultimatley acheive f*ck all !!!!
    Not true, all these “wars” have given lots of money and power to the dedicated police units, czars and publicity experts. Which is exactly what they were intended to do.

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    Call me cynical, but would there be such an 'outcry' if so much taxable revenue was not being lost? It is just a reminder to us that they are doing thier jobs. We all know it goes on, but there is no real answer. A ban is not the answer. There is an illegal sex-trade going on.... should they ban sex? Or what about illigal the illegal trade in organs? At least its only snouts they are smuggling. Could be far worse.....
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    Re: Cigarette crime.

    Anyone else thought of smoking several hundred duty free cigars, and then claiming on their Fire insurance for "several small fires"

    Then again, could be done for arson or deliberately torching your own property for the purposes of fraud Needs more thought....
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    Re: Cigarette crime.

    Quote Originally Posted by chocolate_frog

    It is the same as the old pirate videos, and to a degree drugs.
    I used to rip and copy dvds and managed to not become a terrorist.

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    Re: Cigarette crime.

    Quote Originally Posted by eodmatt
    Quote Originally Posted by LancePrivateJones
    Quote Originally Posted by chocolate_frog
    Well, we'll just have anarchy then.

    Shut down the customs booths, you can do what you want lads!!!
    Not quite sure that cigarettes and anarchy are a realistic juxtaposition.
    You haven't walked into a room occupied by my HiD and her dog training pals, all smoking like old fukn steam boat chimbleys. For them, any attempt at restricting their habit to the garden, or at least opening a fkn window, is against their 'uman rights. I would love to juxtaposition a fire hose at the door and let them have a good soaking. And then there's the aftermath of their scandal mongering which is invariably coffee cups full of soggy dog ends. Anarchy it is, given that I work from home when not swanning about in exotic sh it holes, so officialy it's my workplace and smoking is prohibited there.
    Call in the RSPCA; tell them the 'uman rights of the dogs is being affected by all that smoking.

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    Re: Cigarette crime.

    Quote Originally Posted by Litotes
    Quote Originally Posted by eodmatt
    Quote Originally Posted by LancePrivateJones
    Quote Originally Posted by chocolate_frog
    Well, we'll just have anarchy then.

    Shut down the customs booths, you can do what you want lads!!!
    Not quite sure that cigarettes and anarchy are a realistic juxtaposition.
    You haven't walked into a room occupied by my HiD and her dog training pals, all smoking like old fukn steam boat chimbleys. For them, any attempt at restricting their habit to the garden, or at least opening a fkn window, is against their 'uman rights. I would love to juxtaposition a fire hose at the door and let them have a good soaking. And then there's the aftermath of their scandal mongering which is invariably coffee cups full of soggy dog ends. Anarchy it is, given that I work from home when not swanning about in exotic sh it holes, so officialy it's my workplace and smoking is prohibited there.
    Call in the RSPCA; tell them the 'uman rights of the dogs is being affected by all that smoking.

    :D

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    and what about all those beagles who smoke for a living eh? and those slutty rabbits 'testing' make-up, the whores.
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