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  1. 24-08-2009, 17:34 #1
    chimera
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    Anyone due a visit from Kevan Jones?

    Just wondered if any units or locations out there were due a visit from our wonderful loyal Under Sec of State.

    I am sure he will be afforded a warm welcome, and given sumptuous hospitality......
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  2. 24-08-2009, 17:52 #2
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    Re: Anyone due a visit from Kevan Jones?

    'chimera' - you are exactly the sort of 'moderator' this site needs - spot on the button! In our business, the loyalty goes up a chain:

    section commander,
    platoon commander,
    company commander,
    commanding officer - regiment.

    commanding officer takes over:

    brigade commander,
    divisional commander,

    headquarters take over:

    the Army Board,
    Her Majesty the Queen - Her Heirs and Successors.

    If, in Her Majesty's infinite wisdom she graciously appoints some third rate oik to a position of control over us on Her behalf, our loyalty is still, undiluted, to Her Majesty whose troops we are.

    Thus, Kevan (he can't even spell Kevin) Jones can f*ck right off at the high port. He cannot possibly have the neck to appear anywhere in the military can he? Is he a giraffe?
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  3. 24-08-2009, 17:55 #3
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    Re: Anyone due a visit from Kevan Jones?

    Quote Originally Posted by chimera
    Just wondered if any units or locations out there were due a visit from our wonderful loyal Under Sec of State.

    I am sure he will be afforded a warm welcome, and given sumptuous hospitality......
    Would lead to some very twitchy Badgemen but by fuck it would be worth the time in nick :D .... again....if I was still in
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  4. 24-08-2009, 18:02 #4
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    Re: Anyone due a visit from Kevan Jones?

    IM outbound
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  5. 24-08-2009, 18:08 #5
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    Re: Anyone due a visit from Kevan Jones?

    Please remember OPSEC,we wouldn't want Terry knowing his movements would we?
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  6. 24-08-2009, 19:07 #6
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    Re: Anyone due a visit from Kevan Jones?

    I've got his email address if anyone is interested.
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  7. 24-08-2009, 19:12 #7
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    Re: Anyone due a visit from Kevan Jones?

    If Terry did find out his schedule they would take a keen interest ... and make sure he was protected at all costs. The Taliban can only dream of doing the damage to HM Forces that the Labour Party are currently inflicting.
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  8. 24-08-2009, 19:16 #8
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    Re: Anyone due a visit from Kevan Jones?

    If he is rocking up to your unit, do not forget to serve the £1.49 merlot and leave plenty of Lidl & Tescos bags lying around.
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    Re: Anyone due a visit from Kevan Jones?

    Quote Originally Posted by GeneralMalaise
    I've got his email address if anyone is interested.
    Could you PM me it? I feel a rant coming on.......
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  10. 24-08-2009, 19:23 #10
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    Re: Anyone due a visit from Kevan Jones?

    Perhaps the Reverend Dannett should consider standing for election in the Durham Constituency of Jones in the coming election??

    Revenge being a dish best served cold and all that.
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