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    Senior Member billybongo's Avatar
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    Some Outstanding News on RIRA

    Friends say Michael Campbell has been barred from contacting his family, was being held with three inmates who regularly take drugs and that his cell lights are switched off as part of Lithuania's anti-recession drive.

    My heart is pumping purple piss. I hope the fucker is getting dry bummed till his eyes bleed 5 times a day.

    Outstanding news

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    Re: Some Outstanding News on RIRA

    Oh well, that's his automatic release under Human Rights legislation, then!
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    I suppose they'll say his last thoughts were of simple things, Of April back at home, and the late sun on his wings; Or that he murmured someone else's name, As earth reclaimed him sheathed in flame. Oh God! Let's have no more of empty words, Lip service ornamenting death! The worms don't spare the hero; Nor can children feed upon resounding praises of his deed. 'He died who loved to live,' they'll say, 'Unselfishly so we might have today!' Like hell! He fought because he had to fight; He died that's all. It was his unlucky night.

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    Re: Some Outstanding News on RIRA

    I dunno, but £8,600 for "a haul of weapons including a sniper rifle, detonators, timers and about 10kg (22lb) of high explosives" seems a bit too much of a bargain to be true. You'd have thought the terrorist mastermind would have spotted the sting.


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    Re: Some Outstanding News on RIRA

    With a bit of luck he'll have to wear tampons sideways up his ring till the day he dies of AIDS.

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    Re: Some Outstanding News on RIRA

    The Deputy Chief Prosecutor seems willing (should he be found guilty) to send him to Ireland to serve his sentence!

    No, leave him in Lithuania, and let him serve his sentence there. It's only a pity they don't have the death penalty in Lithuania for smuggling arms...
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    Re: Some Outstanding News on RIRA

    I hope he gets bummed until he gets aids too. Didn't him and/or his brother get away with the crime of the Omagh bombing, only to be found guilty in a private prosecution?

    Why don't the people of Omagh kill these two cnuts, privately like.
    Doing extreme shit since before Jebus.

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