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**MrPVRd** · 13-08-2009, 18:30

They are (apparently) looking for a "masturbation champion" as the NHS are trying to promote "a w@nk a day keeps the doctor away" (it does if you do it in the waiting room).

That's cheered me up.....I must be nearly immortal after all these years!

**BarkingSpider** · 13-08-2009, 18:33

Originally Posted by MrPVRd

They are (apparently) looking for a "masturbation champion" as the NHS are trying to promote "a w@nk a day keeps the doctor away" (it does if you do it in the waiting room).

That's cheered me up.....I must be nearly immortal after all these years!

That's you, me and Buck Rogers heading for the 25th century then...

Biddy biddy biddy.

**Semper_Flexibilis** · 13-08-2009, 18:38

Originally Posted by Mazur_UK

I get the feeling that bloody Harman woman will be behind this....

Don't be so sexist!

Harperson!

**Spanny** · 13-08-2009, 18:53

You guys should behave yourselves . It was Wayne Sleep in the movie The Virgin Soldiers that led to a generation of young men to join the army . Where would we all be without that legendary recruiting ad for the British Army ?

**JoseyWales** · 13-08-2009, 18:59

Originally Posted by Oil_Slick

Originally Posted by Mazur_UK

I get the feeling that bloody Harman woman will be behind this....

Don't be so sexist!

Harperson!

Nope,

It will be the Broon. After all, his family are masters of St. Vitus.

**duryard** · 13-08-2009, 19:09

Last one out turn out the lights please

**mon_colonel** · 13-08-2009, 19:18

Please tell me this is a p*ss take...wtf is going on in this country, record unemployment and our taxes go on "dance instructors"...

**Semper_Flexibilis** · 13-08-2009, 19:24

Maybe Gordon has a cunning plan!!!!

I can see it now - Strictly Come Voting, where the parties have a dance off each week and the winners get to be the Government.

**Deadreckon** · 13-08-2009, 19:42

Oh it is real!!!

Well its moved from CBBC's hard hitting investigative expose to mainstream media.... ish The Stage

The Daily Mail

The Telegraph

The Times

**MrPVRd** · 13-08-2009, 19:49

Originally Posted by Oil_Slick

Maybe Gordon has a cunning plan!!!!

I can see it now - Strictly Come Voting, where the parties have a dance off each week and the winners get to be the Government.

The "masturbation tsar" brief includes a TV concept with the working title of "Strictly Come Coming".

I know where the cloakroom is....