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    Ainsworth admits to being as thick as a whale omelette

    Staggering confession from the Defence Secretary, but at least he has the balls to admit it.

    The defence sec today "confronted critics by admitting he is less intellectual than the Forces chiefs who advise him."


    Whale Omelette Def Sec

    At least he can say he's been right once!!

    Dozy twat.

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    Re: Ainsworth admits to being as thick as a whale omelette

    Well he can hardly fu cking deny it can he? The thick cu nt.
    3; 2; 1; Firing NOW.........

    3; 2; 1; Firing NOW ........

    FFS Pass me the bloody matches.

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    Re: Ainsworth admits to being as thick as a whale omelette

    Quote Originally Posted by tattybadger
    Staggering confession from the Defence Secretary, but at least he has the balls to admit it.
    He's not admitting it - he's putting a spin on it
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    Re: Ainsworth admits to being as thick as a whale omelette

    Spin? lets hope it falls buttered side down.
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    3; 2; 1; Firing NOW ........

    FFS Pass me the bloody matches.

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    Re: Ainsworth admits to being as thick as a whale omelette

    Considering the mess he made over the Gurkha's & the idiotic look on his face when JL outflanked him,it's not really suprising news is it?..
    Wonder what Pa Broon'll admit to?

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    Re: Ainsworth admits to being as thick as a whale omelette

    He's clearly too dim to be SoS of one of the countries of the Union as well as his Defence portfolio.

    Well, it says something to me.
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    Re: Ainsworth admits to being as thick as a whale omelette

    Pa Broon said he'll always keep an eye out for him.
    3; 2; 1; Firing NOW.........

    3; 2; 1; Firing NOW ........

    FFS Pass me the bloody matches.

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    Re: Ainsworth admits to being as thick as a whale omelette

    For once, i agree with him on this one!! -------- So now its official, we have as our defence minister for the U.K, a self confesed idiot.

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    Re: Ainsworth admits to being as thick as a whale omelette

    God help us. Ronald McDonald would make a better SoS than this clown
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    Re: Ainsworth admits to being as thick as a whale omelette

    I knew i'd seen this t0sser somewhere before!



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    Halfwitted tw@t 'comrade' Bob Ainsworth
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    Re: Ainsworth admits to being as thick as a whale omelette

    Quote Originally Posted by Brush_Dust_Shake
    God help us. Ronald McDonald would make a better SoS than this clown
    2ic Milan Stores, Sp Coy, 1 Blankshires would make a better fist of it than any the current shower of shit.

    I don't envy the Reverend having to deal with this lot on a daily basis - surprised there's been no blood on the carpets of Whitehall yet.

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    Re: Ainsworth admits to being as thick as a whale omelette

    He joins an intellectual elite...

    Jacqui Smith revealed that she was not up to the job and so did Estelle Morris. Both of them resigned.

    Will Ainsworth follow suit? Will he feck.


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    Re: Ainsworth admits to being as thick as a whale omelette

    "I'm Buuurbb Ainshwoofff"

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    Re: Ainsworth admits to being as thick as a whale omelette

    Just bring back Hutton (JBBH). Give him what he bloody wanted in the first place.

    Aintworth is already saying he's not up to the job, paving his way for an early exit and a baton handover of the poisoned chalice that the top Ministerial job in Defence has become.
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    Re: Ainsworth admits to being as thick as a whale omelette

    Quote Originally Posted by PartTimePongo
    Just bring back Hutton (JBBH). Give him what he bloody wanted in the first place.

    Aintworth is already saying he's not up to the job, paving his way for an early exit and a baton handover of the poisoned chalice that the top Ministerial job in Defence has become.
    Another job for Lord Mandy then. He seems to be doing everything else.
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