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31-07-2009, 12:55 #1
Ainsworth admits to being as thick as a whale omelette
Staggering confession from the Defence Secretary, but at least he has the balls to admit it.
The defence sec today "confronted critics by admitting he is less intellectual than the Forces chiefs who advise him."
Whale Omelette Def Sec
At least he can say he's been right once!!
Dozy twat.
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31-07-2009, 12:56 #2
Re: Ainsworth admits to being as thick as a whale omelette
Well he can hardly fu cking deny it can he? The thick cu nt.
3; 2; 1; Firing NOW.........
3; 2; 1; Firing NOW ........
FFS Pass me the bloody matches.
Si hoc legere scis nimium eruditionis habes!
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31-07-2009, 13:05 #3Senior Member
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Re: Ainsworth admits to being as thick as a whale omelette
He's not admitting it - he's putting a spin on it
Originally Posted by tattybadger
Not to be confused with Spenny from Edinburgh
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31-07-2009, 13:08 #4
Re: Ainsworth admits to being as thick as a whale omelette
Spin? lets hope it falls buttered side down.
3; 2; 1; Firing NOW.........
3; 2; 1; Firing NOW ........
FFS Pass me the bloody matches.
Si hoc legere scis nimium eruditionis habes!
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31-07-2009, 13:08 #5
Re: Ainsworth admits to being as thick as a whale omelette
Considering the mess he made over the Gurkha's & the idiotic look on his face when JL outflanked him,it's not really suprising news is it?..
Wonder what Pa Broon'll admit to?

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31-07-2009, 13:11 #6
Re: Ainsworth admits to being as thick as a whale omelette
He's clearly too dim to be SoS of one of the countries of the Union as well as his Defence portfolio.
Well, it says something to me.Nimerudi!
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31-07-2009, 13:15 #7
Re: Ainsworth admits to being as thick as a whale omelette
Pa Broon said he'll always keep an eye out for him.
3; 2; 1; Firing NOW.........
3; 2; 1; Firing NOW ........
FFS Pass me the bloody matches.
Si hoc legere scis nimium eruditionis habes!
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31-07-2009, 13:21 #8ALVINGuest
Re: Ainsworth admits to being as thick as a whale omelette
For once, i agree with him on this one!! -------- So now its official, we have as our defence minister for the U.K, a self confesed idiot.
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31-07-2009, 13:22 #9
Re: Ainsworth admits to being as thick as a whale omelette
God help us. Ronald McDonald would make a better SoS than this clown
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31-07-2009, 13:39 #10
Re: Ainsworth admits to being as thick as a whale omelette
I knew i'd seen this t0sser somewhere before!

Evil SS Commander Heinrich Himmler

Halfwitted tw@t 'comrade' Bob AinsworthUnquestionably, it was going to be highly dangerous... And, what the hell, I figured, nobody lives forever!
(Eliot Ness)
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31-07-2009, 13:41 #11
Re: Ainsworth admits to being as thick as a whale omelette
2ic Milan Stores, Sp Coy, 1 Blankshires would make a better fist of it than any the current shower of shit.
Originally Posted by Brush_Dust_Shake
I don't envy the Reverend having to deal with this lot on a daily basis - surprised there's been no blood on the carpets of Whitehall yet.
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31-07-2009, 13:52 #12
Re: Ainsworth admits to being as thick as a whale omelette
He joins an intellectual elite...
Jacqui Smith revealed that she was not up to the job and so did Estelle Morris. Both of them resigned.
Will Ainsworth follow suit? Will he feck.
"I saw the Tremeloes sing in Wakefield." Jarrod248
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31-07-2009, 13:54 #13
Re: Ainsworth admits to being as thick as a whale omelette
"I'm Buuurbb Ainshwoofff"
X Factor Spoof! Safe for work! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8qTYVnrhU_8
Melon in face! : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TWoB0GOI3bQ
Fightin'! : http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature...phKlMv92A&NR=1
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31-07-2009, 15:00 #14
Re: Ainsworth admits to being as thick as a whale omelette
Just bring back Hutton (JBBH). Give him what he bloody wanted in the first place.
Aintworth is already saying he's not up to the job, paving his way for an early exit and a baton handover of the poisoned chalice that the top Ministerial job in Defence has become.He had bought a large map representing the sea,
Without the least vestige of land:
And the crew were much pleased when they found it to be
A map they could all understand.
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31-07-2009, 15:16 #15
Re: Ainsworth admits to being as thick as a whale omelette
Another job for Lord Mandy then. He seems to be doing everything else.
Originally Posted by PartTimePongo
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