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**tattybadger** · 31-07-2009, 13:41

Originally Posted by Brush_Dust_Shake

God help us. Ronald McDonald would make a better SoS than this clown

2ic Milan Stores, Sp Coy, 1 Blankshires would make a better fist of it than any the current shower of shit.

I don't envy the Reverend having to deal with this lot on a daily basis - surprised there's been no blood on the carpets of Whitehall yet.

**King_of_the_Burpas** · 31-07-2009, 13:52

He joins an intellectual elite...

Jacqui Smith revealed that she was not up to the job and so did Estelle Morris. Both of them resigned.

Will Ainsworth follow suit? Will he feck.

**Mr_Deputy** · 31-07-2009, 13:54

"I'm Buuurbb Ainshwoofff"

**PartTimePongo** · 31-07-2009, 15:00

Just bring back Hutton (JBBH). Give him what he bloody wanted in the first place.

Aintworth is already saying he's not up to the job, paving his way for an early exit and a baton handover of the poisoned chalice that the top Ministerial job in Defence has become.

**Marc_St_Hilaire** · 31-07-2009, 15:16

Originally Posted by PartTimePongo

Just bring back Hutton (JBBH). Give him what he bloody wanted in the first place.

Aintworth is already saying he's not up to the job, paving his way for an early exit and a baton handover of the poisoned chalice that the top Ministerial job in Defence has become.

Another job for Lord Mandy then. He seems to be doing everything else.

**Ancient_Mariner** · 31-07-2009, 15:29

Originally Posted by King_of_the_Burpas

He joins an intellectual elite...

Jacqui Smith revealed that she was not up to the job and so did Estelle Morris. Both of them resigned.

Will Ainsworth follow suit? Will he feck.

For Jacqui, it was a case of jumping before she was pushed in Gordon's last reshuffle. She's widely reckoned to be the worst Home Sec we ever had. Putting porno films on expenses made a laughing stock of Britain around the world.

Bob needs to get some media training. Every time somebody takes a photo of him, he looks like he's just followed through. If that thing on his head is a wig, he needs to get a better wig. If it's not a wig, he needs to shave his head and get a wig. Oh - one last point - somebody needs to tell him that Hitler style moustaches went out in 1939.

Labour are scraping the bottom of the barrel for a cabinet. Increasingly few of the more competent MPs are willing to serve in a Brown government. Those who will serve, and who are loyal to Gordon, are the dregs who have been passed over since 1997.

Don't wish too hard for a new Sec Def. We might end up with somebody like Harriet Harman. Quick as a flash, all warships would be refitted for wheelchair access and 50% of the SAS would consist of lesbian asylum seekers.

**Deadreckon** · 31-07-2009, 16:10

Originally Posted by Ancient_Mariner

somebody needs to tell him that Hitler style moustaches went out in 1939.

I heard its cos he doesn't know how to shave under his nose.

It reminds me when I started my current job we newbies had a briefing from an "image consultant" and the only two things I remember from the morning were:
- people with facial hair give an air of mistrust when it comes to handling finances! Never have facial hair.
- never wear brown shoes with a suit ("never go to town in brown")!

Hilarious! I've never worn brown shoes with a suit but I can't wait for this Movember

**Blogg** · 31-07-2009, 16:26

"Mr Ainsworth, a former Coventry factory worker, suggested that some of the criticism he had faced was based on social class.

He said: “I speak with a Midlands accent. I drop my aitches. I suffer with an asthmatic-related condition that means I speak with a gravelly voice. I have a moustache that some people appear to take offence to. I don’t know what motivates these people.” "

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/news...th-admits.html

Ah, falling back on the old class and regional prejudice lines already eh?, Just a bit more to it than that, matey.

**Archangel** · 31-07-2009, 16:49

Originally Posted by Blogg

"Mr Ainsworth, a former Coventry factory worker, suggested that some of the criticism he had faced was based on social class.

He said: “I speak with a Midlands accent. I drop my aitches. I suffer with an asthmatic-related condition that means I speak with a gravelly voice. I have a moustache that some people appear to take offence to. I don’t know what motivates these people.” "

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/news...th-admits.html

Ah, falling back on the old class and regional prejudice lines already eh?, Just a bit more to it than that, matey.

Does anyone think back wistfully to the good old days with a similar lard-arrsed class warrior .. John Prescott?!