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    Office Morale Flagging?

    I'll lay a fiver on Mr Taylor either being Ex RM, or single:

    Office Morale Boost

    I'll moot the idea in the office today but reckon I'll get an HR lecture for an hour.

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    Re: Office Morale Flagging?

    Hmmm... why am I strangely attracted to the thought that the only woman in the office to have gone totally starkers had cerebal palsy? TB, why do you always do this on a Friday, you caaaaaaaaant?

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    Re: Office Morale Flagging?

    Quote Originally Posted by DavetheApe
    Hmmm... why am I strangely attracted to the thought that the only woman in the office to have gone totally starkers had cerebal palsy? TB, why do you always do this on a Friday, you caaaaaaaaant?
    This is already heading NAAFI direction ..... it's to give you something to while away the next 48 hours until your next social encounter :D

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    Re: Office Morale Flagging?

    We're all beautiful, whether we've got big bodies or small ones.
    Err. . not quite! Fatties walking around the office to improve morale? It may do for the skinny birds but fecking humilitating for the lardy with the rolls of fat and chaffing inner thighs.

    I work in office full of blokes so the idea is a complete non-starter.
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    Re: Office Morale Flagging?

    Quote Originally Posted by Fat_Cav
    We're all beautiful, whether we've got big bodies or small ones.
    Err. . not quite! Fatties walking around the office to improve morale? It may do for the skinny birds but fecking humilitating for the lardy with the rolls of fat and chaffing inner thighs.

    I work in office full of blokes so the idea is a complete non-starter.
    As do 40, 42 and 45 Cdo!!

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    Re: Office Morale Flagging?

    In an office that is populated by 'lift dwellers' (a person who is compelled to take the lift from the ground to the first floor instead of taking the stairs due to size/fitness problems), the idea of a naked office may well decrease morale, and almost certainly increase cases of PSD.

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    Re: Office Morale Flagging?

    Quote Originally Posted by tattybadger
    Quote Originally Posted by Fat_Cav
    We're all beautiful, whether we've got big bodies or small ones.
    Err. . not quite! Fatties walking around the office to improve morale? It may do for the skinny birds but fecking humilitating for the lardy with the rolls of fat and chaffing inner thighs.

    I work in office full of blokes so the idea is a complete non-starter.
    As do 40, 42 and 45 Cdo!!
    Granted!
    But as I'm the only ex-miltary in the office and the other guys idea of being naked is leaving the Blackberry at home, I don't think it will go down well. In the current economic climate I sort of would like to keep my job.
    Quote Originally Posted by Porridge gun
    Yes, a handsome chisled chinned gentleman, forced to fall on his sword (not a pork one) when a homosexual vicar objected to a suggestion that gay pride march terminated at Auschwitz.


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    Re: Office Morale Flagging?

    Quote Originally Posted by Humpy
    In an office that is populated by 'lift dwellers' (a person who is compelled to take the lift from the ground to the first floor instead of taking the stairs due to size/fitness problems), the idea of a naked office may well decrease morale, and almost certainly increase cases of PSD.
    You're not at Abbey Wood are you, Humpy? God forbid they try that idea here!
    'Of all tyrannies, a tyranny sincerely exercised for the good of its victims may be the most oppressive. It would be better to live under robber barons than under omnipotent moral busybodies. The robber baron's cruelty may sometimes sleep, his cupidity may at some point be satiated; but those who torment us for our own good will torment us without end for they do so with the approval of their own conscience.'

    -- C. S. Lewis

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    Re: Office Morale Flagging?

    Quote Originally Posted by Uncivil_Servant
    Quote Originally Posted by Humpy
    In an office that is populated by 'lift dwellers' (a person who is compelled to take the lift from the ground to the first floor instead of taking the stairs due to size/fitness problems), the idea of a naked office may well decrease morale, and almost certainly increase cases of PSD.
    You're not at Abbey Wood are you, Humpy? God forbid they try that idea here!
    There are one or two maidens in the big white building in Andover (next to the A303) who I have fantasised about without their clothing, but the thought of a mass strip (male and female) doesn't really bear thinking about!
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