Thread: Someone's taking the piss

Outstanding name for the new company.....

New Nigerian Gas Co

"The new firm, to be called Nigaz, is set to build refineries, pipelines and gas power stations in Nigeria."

I'll bet their head of PR is in the shit tomorrow.

Originally Posted by tattybadger

Outstanding name for the new company.....

New Nigerian Gas Co

"The new firm, to be called Nigaz, is set to build refineries, pipelines and gas power stations in Nigeria."

I'll bet their head of PR is in the shit tomorrow.

A Spades a Spade in Russia

It employs what it says on the tin.

Cracking name IMHO. :D

"Nye-Gas" as opposed to a Rap CD, me thinks...

exactly PR co. to be sacked by early next week at latest.
Head of Nigaz: "wah waz ah not informed of deess? wah did we not norw what this word is meenin to people out der?"

Will they be using these pipes to siphon off all the cash from the various NigScams?

Originally Posted by Mr_Deputy

"wah waz ah not informed of deess? wah did we not norw what this word is meenin to people out der?"

Excellent Mr. D!!!

That reads just as it sounds -

Aye, you're pretty good wi dem wyatt man's wurds mate.

Originally Posted by Sparky2339

Originally Posted by Mr_Deputy

"wah waz ah not informed of deess? wah did we not norw what this word is meenin to people out der?"

Excellent Mr. D!!!

That reads just as it sounds -

Aye, you're pretty good wi dem wyatt man's wurds mate.

Thanks!

edited to keep dingerr happy.

Oh dear! How long before this thread gets banned for some inappropriate comment?

Never - I think they've done it to themselves.

Can we go in the NAAFI with this, please? We need to work on this, in the fully PC, inclusive manner it deserves.

Originally Posted by Biped

Never - I think they've done it to themselves.

Can we go in the NAAFI with this, please? We need to work on this, in the fully PC, inclusive manner it deserves.

Originally Posted by Mr_Deputy

Thanks!

edited to keep dingerr happy.

Hahahahahahaha!!!!!! :D

My old man worked for Occidental in Libya.

While he said that "even sheepdogs couldn't keep the Libyans at work", he said they were a very friendly and hospitable people.

He absolutely loved the place.

Well no wonder... my mother wasn't there. We fkn had to put up with her.

inshallach buchrah..

Originally Posted by Sparky2339

Originally Posted by Mr_Deputy

Thanks!

edited to keep dingerr happy.

Hahahahahahaha!!!!!! :D

My old man worked for Occidental in Libya.

While he said that "even sheepdogs couldn't keep the Libyans at work", he said they were a very friendly and hospitable people.

He absolutely loved the place.

Well no wonder... my mother wasn't there. We fkn had to put up with her.

inshallach buchrah..

What's happening tomorrow then? NIGAZ head of PR being executed?

Originally Posted by tattybadger

Originally Posted by Sparky2339

Originally Posted by Mr_Deputy

Thanks!

edited to keep dingerr happy.

Hahahahahahaha!!!!!! :D

My old man worked for Occidental in Libya.

While he said that "even sheepdogs couldn't keep the Libyans at work", he said they were a very friendly and hospitable people.

He absolutely loved the place.

Well no wonder... my mother wasn't there. We fkn had to put up with her.

inshallach buchrah..

What's happening tomorrow then? NIGAZ head of PR being executed?

In a drive-by apparently, with MAC10's.

Originally Posted by tattybadger

What's happening tomorrow then? NIGAZ head of PR being executed?

AFAIK he's being transferred to Abercrombie and Ffitch.

Okay, he might not be the right colou... shade, but his arms match.