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Mr Cameron has, reportedly, sacked a Tory MP who claimed expenses for a Duck Island in the middle of his Duck Pond!
You couldn't make it up, could you! Not unless the MP ...
And if you read further down it looks like Viggers has "bought it!"
Ex fast jet jockey and TA Officer and very soon to be Ex MP!
Sir Peter Viggers claimed for a £1,645 floating “duck island” in the garden pond at his Hampshire home. In a statement, the Conservative Party said: “Sir Peter Viggers has confirmed that he will retire as MP for Gosport at the next election. He will do so at the direct request of David Cameron”;
"Bought it!" ha ha ha - no he didn't! it was the taxpayer!
Sir Peter Viggers (Con), MP for Gosport. Ex-RAF jet-jockey and RA(TA). Such a sad, stupid waste as he's always been a keen supporter of the Armed Forces and was a member and Vice-Chairman of the Defence Select Committee (1992-1997) and Chairman of the Select Committee on the Armed Forces Bill (1986 and 1996).
He had bought a large map representing the sea,
Without the least vestige of land:
And the crew were much pleased when they found it to be
A map they could all understand.
Sir Peter Viggers (Con), MP for Gosport. Ex-RAF jet-jockey and RA(TA). Such a sad, stupid waste as he's always been a keen supporter of the Armed Forces and was a member and Vice-Chairman of the Defence Select Committee (1992-1997) and Chairman of the Select Committee on the Armed Forces Bill (1986 and 1996).
With that background, he should, perhaps, have had the gumption to think about how such a claim might be viewed.
I agree with you that it is a waste of all that experience, but if you eat with the pigs...
Some days you wake and immediately start to worry. Nothing in particular is wrong, it's just the suspicion that forces are aligning quietly and there will be trouble ahead..... Formally known as Mucus, before I lost the log in....
Well two days of digging and searching in the general area and we still haven't found the cunting leak. Surely there must be technology more accurate than a grumpy old bloke in a yellow hi-vis coat, wielding a length of dowelling on a thread bobbin and claiming there may be a leak in the generic area known as "under there"?
It is - I'm not of the opinion they are all pigs at the trough (although some most definitely are!). There will be a lot of good people that stood for parliament to do some good, but have found themselves slowly tainted with its practices; and these will be the ones that will quietly bow out knowing that is what it will take to restore the confidence of the public.
It really is time for a massive change to the way that place works and hopefully a significant blood-letting prior to the next election - decimation shouldn't be the half of it.
Some days you wake and immediately start to worry. Nothing in particular is wrong, it's just the suspicion that forces are aligning quietly and there will be trouble ahead..... Formally known as Mucus, before I lost the log in....
Well two days of digging and searching in the general area and we still haven't found the cunting leak. Surely there must be technology more accurate than a grumpy old bloke in a yellow hi-vis coat, wielding a length of dowelling on a thread bobbin and claiming there may be a leak in the generic area known as "under there"?
Sir Peter Viggers (Con), MP for Gosport. Ex-RAF jet-jockey and RA(TA). Such a sad, stupid waste as he's always been a keen supporter of the Armed Forces and was a member and Vice-Chairman of the Defence Select Committee (1992-1997) and Chairman of the Select Committee on the Armed Forces Bill (1986 and 1996).
Makes me wonder what he got up to when serving in positions of power with the RAF (wonder if his JPA claims ever got audited)?
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