- 20-08-2012, 18:40 #11

"God makes me feel pain because I cheat at darts."
Shacks, pub in Krefeld where you got a Steak breakfast after being on the piss all night in CK's, 2000.
Said shortly after approaching the dartboard to retrieve his darts, violently sneezing, which caused him to headbutt the wall & then twatting his head off a wall lamp when his head came back up. The cheating cunt...............
- 20-08-2012, 18:49 #12
Where was it from.... I love lamb but it is such a ridiculous price compared to other meats now.
- 20-08-2012, 18:52 #13Night time is really the best time to work. All the ideas are there to be yours because everyone else is asleep. ~Catherine O'Hara
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- 20-08-2012, 19:02 #14
- 20-08-2012, 19:23 #15
And I went and googled 'the arsehole of your intestine' didn't mention mashed spuds and cabbage anywhere.
Thats put me in the notion for mashed potatoes, cabbage, white sauce and ham
- 20-08-2012, 20:45 #16
Rack of Lamb for a couple of quid. You lucky, lucky sod. First, take a photo of that lamb and stick in your bedside table with the w@nk sock. Very important for those quiet private times. Even if you are bunked up and getting nookie. Then stick some peeled boiled spuds on to cook. You'll want those chopped when cooked, and in the pan with the meat and juices.
Next, season the Lamb with sea salt and cracked pepper. Then pan fry it til golden all over. Throw over some lemon juice, add some rosemary, or mint, and slow roast the lamb with the potatoes for about twenty minutes til pink in the middle . While that's in, cook some fresh green beans and a nice gravy. With some sherry. When the lamb's done, put the whole lot on a plate. You lucky lucky barstaaardNever tell your problems to anyone...20% don't care and the other 80% are glad you have them
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- 20-08-2012, 21:29 #17
- 20-08-2012, 21:41 #18exmunkeyGuest
Give me a break I only think in C, just hope the rack came out rare and juicy.
I do my first bit of supermarket shopping in the paupers cabinet looking for the short date stuff. Chop it up and freeze it unless a nice rack comes along then I would invite all the arrsrs over for a meal
- 20-08-2012, 21:42 #19BoozyGuest
[QUOTE=skid2;4576628]Whats colcannon?[/QUOTE]
It's basically just Champ with cabbage and other stuff mashed in through - more common in the south of Ireland, good way of using using up veg.
[QUOTE=vinniethemanxcat;4576672]Where was it from.... I love lamb but it is such a ridiculous price compared to other meats now.[/QUOTE]
The 'Butchers' bit of Sainsburys, just happened to be lucky enough to be strolling around at the right time - I was actually searching for fish when I spotted it. Know it's not a proper butcher's but the stuff from there tends to be a lot better than the other stuff out in the shop. I can't really argue with 75% off!
[QUOTE=Tremaine;4576871]Rack of Lamb for a couple of quid. You lucky, lucky sod. First, take a photo of that lamb and stick in your [B]bedside table with the w@nk sock.[/B] Very important for those quiet private times. Even if you are bunked up and getting nookie. Then stick some peeled boiled spuds on to cook. You'll want those chopped when cooked, and in the pan with the meat and juices.
Next, season the Lamb with sea salt and cracked pepper. Then pan fry it til golden all over. Throw over some lemon juice, add some rosemary, or mint, and slow roast the lamb with the potatoes for about twenty minutes til pink in the middle . While that's in, cook some fresh green beans and a nice gravy. With some sherry. When the lamb's done, put the whole lot on a plate. You lucky lucky barstaaard[/QUOTE]
Why do I have a wank sock? Have I grown a penis overnight? :)
Thanks for the suggestions folks, my internet cut out for a good few hours there so I ended up pan frying it with rosemary and thyme and garlic olive oil before transferring to the oven for 30mins at 200degrees, also had two large breakfast flats, colcannon and some bovril to pour over the dish.
It was pure beaut! :) And still have half a rack left for tomorrow!
- 20-08-2012, 21:49 #20exmunkeyGuest
Glad you enjoyed it despite our efforts lol




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