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Discuss Coffee and Cigarettes.... in Cookery on The Army Rumour Service; I gather that the Eye-talians regard barista-ing as something of a profession, one which requires the completion of an apprenticeship of sorts. Like high-speed tank reversing....
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    I gather that the Eye-talians regard barista-ing as something of a profession, one which requires the completion of an apprenticeship of sorts. Like high-speed tank reversing.

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    Quote Originally Posted by beagleboy View Post
    *My bold*

    You'd think that wouldn't you, but results are mediocre at best. I tend to like my brews strongish so been faffing about with heaping shit loads of coffee into the 'thingy' and/or having not much water. Basically, I'm trying to develop my signature brew....so far it's ending up in the sink.
    Mate they work best if you fill the mushroom to the top, and compress it very slightly (to just below the top lip).

    There is (should be) a line cast into the bottom bit; the water should be filled to there. If the line isn't there you need to fill up to about an inch and a quarter from the very top lip.

    There's not any room for techniques with these things; the only room for manouvre is what kind of coffee you use and, to a very small degree, how fine you grind it - the finer it is ground the stronger the coffee will be, also the pot works better 'cos the water is forced more slowly through the grounds, and it can come out quite thick and creamy in texture, but it's never be as strong as you get from an espresso machine.

    Pop it on the stove and when it stops protesting it's ready.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mark The Convict View Post
    Like high-speed tank reversing.
    And dropping a Carcano whilst looking good.
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    Quote Originally Posted by PrinceAlbert View Post
    I paid £1200 for it, though you can now get the for £900. Worth every penny.

    A couple I know have the Gaggia Twin Baby I think (though it's an older model I believe) and they said that it takes about 30 mins before the coffee is hot enough.
    Lordy lordy!!

    I do hope you run a cafe PrinceAlbert, if not that's a hell of a layout for home use! Are you a bit wealthy then?

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    Quote Originally Posted by SausageDog View Post
    I do hope you run a cafe PrinceAlbert, if not that's a hell of a layout for home use! Are you a bit wealthy then?
    Run a cafe?! Do be brief. Its in my home.
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    Quote Originally Posted by SausageDog View Post
    Lordy lordy!!

    I do hope you run a cafe PrinceAlbert, if not that's a hell of a layout for home use! Are you a bit wealthy then?
    PA is minted, he runs the worlds largest midget porn studio.
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    Quote Originally Posted by LordVonHarley View Post
    PA is minted, he runs the worlds largest midget porn studio.

    What with his expensive coffee machine and all those horny midgets, amped up on caffiene, I bet his household is bedlam 24/7!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Camberwell_Carrot_ View Post
    Try sticking a Grappa in it: Caffè corretto. If it's a big cup, make it a double...
    I tend to use the grappa to rinse out my espresso cup. Causes horror amongst mates on Rugby trips to Italy when I do it at breakfast time...
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    Quote Originally Posted by CaptainPlume View Post
    I tend to use the grappa to rinse out my espresso cup. Causes horror amongst mates on Rugby trips to Italy when I do it at breakfast time...
    Is that a euphemism?

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    Quote Originally Posted by CaptainPlume View Post
    I tend to use the grappa to rinse out my espresso cup. Causes horror amongst mates on Rugby trips to Italy when I do it at breakfast time...

    Breakfast of Champions. Very Venetian, apparently. From someone's blog:

    un'estone in Veneto: el rasentin

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