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    The Ultimate British Sandwich

    A clever cloggs arser has got in already (persec blown) with this effort;Hovis Utlimate British Sandwich
    I left out the extras such as OMD 80 finger prints as I'm not sure they would understand!
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    You can't have an Ultimate British Sandwich with no bacon in it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Pigshyt_Freeman:4418699
    You can't have an Ultimate British Sandwich with no bacon in it.
    Wrong.

    You are just so un PC for failing to take into account those who dont eat pork.

    Youll be fed to the rabid leftie liberals and its your own fault.



    Make mine a pork ham and bacon double decker.
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    I think the ultimate British Sandwich would be being coated in bread and butter pudding mix and being trapped between Brian Blessed and Patrick moore
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    Quote Originally Posted by Pigshyt_Freeman View Post
    You can't have an Ultimate British Sandwich with no bacon in it.
    thats racist
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    Quote Originally Posted by Porridge_gun View Post
    I think the ultimate British Sandwich would be being coated in bread and butter pudding mix and being trapped between Brian Blessed and Patrick moore
    Could I swap that for being covered in lime marmalade and trapped between Lily Cole and the ginger one from Girls Aloud?
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    The ginger one from Girls Aloud needs sprinkling with quick lime.

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    Good proper bread.
    strong Cheddar
    A shallot
    Butter
    pepper

    liberally butter both pieces of bread

    Grate plenty (grate) of cheese on one slice.

    cover surface of cheese with slices of shallot

    pepper liberally and close, pressing down lightly.

    cut to shape desired,

    this sandwich should sting a bit and bring a tear to your eye.

    You need a cup of tea to go with it.
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    Cup of tea?

    I call poofter, real men use mugs!
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    Quote Originally Posted by naguere View Post
    Good proper bread.
    strong Cheddar
    A shallot
    Butter
    pepper

    liberally butter both pieces of bread

    Grate plenty (grate) of cheese on one slice.

    cover surface of cheese with slices of shallot

    pepper liberally and close, pressing down lightly.

    cut to shape desired,

    this sandwich should sting a bit and bring a tear to your eye.

    You need a cup of tea to go with it.
    That's shallot!
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