You are not much use to me alive are you? With you Balsamic bleedin vinegar and torn fucking leaves drizzled with this that and the fucking other. But I do love to be proved wrong. So snap to and get good.

I require a recipe I cannot find on Google which, to be perfectly honest, is a lot less hassle than talking to you lot.

Heres the deal. Last night Our Hero buzzed out to get fish and chips for everyone. To an excellent chip shop. So, today we have four half haddocks in quality batter. And a load of good chips.

I must be able to make fishcakes. We have capers, gerkins, salt, pepper, tomato sauce and a stove.

Over to you. Fly my little monkeys.

put 3/4 of the chips in a biff baff boff with an egg and whizz, roughly chop the remaining chips and the fish and mix into the chip paste with chopped capers and gherkins. Chill. Form into cakes, dip in eggwash and breadcrumbs. Fry gently in butter! Lush!

Just buy them from the chippy you tight fisted twat!

Originally Posted by bigbird67

put 3/4 of the chips in a biff baff boff with an egg and whizz, roughly chop the remaining chips and the fish and mix into the chip paste with chopped capers and gherkins. Chill. Form into cakes, dip in eggwash and breadcrumbs. Fry gently in butter! Lush!

And some people wonder why I have prevented you from being murdered. Cheers babes. That is pretty well what I thought but wasnt sure about quantities and that.

Originally Posted by TheIronDuke

And some people wonder why I have prevented you from being murdered. Cheers babes. That is pretty well what I thought but wasnt sure about quantities and that.

You know me Old Luv....if it can be fried in butter and applied to face, I'm yer girl!!

Originally Posted by TheIronDuke

You are not much use to me alive are you? With you Balsamic bleedin vinegar and torn fucking leaves drizzled with this that and the fucking other. But I do love to be proved wrong. So snap to and get good.

I require a recipe I cannot find on Google which, to be perfectly honest, is a lot less hassle than talking to you lot.

Heres the deal. Last night Our Hero buzzed out to get fish and chips for everyone. To an excellent chip shop. So, today we have four half haddocks in quality batter. And a load of good chips.

I must be able to make fishcakes. We have capers, gerkins, salt, pepper, tomato sauce and a stove.

Over to you. Fly my little monkeys.

Tis simple.......put the fish that is in batter into a liquidator.....add the chips, capers, gerkins, a dash of salt and a dash of pepper.....turn on the liquidator for 5 seconds or so.....then make into little cakes and whack into the oven for 20 minutes...take out and put a little parsley on top to make it look all posh.....voilà fishcakes

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Originally Posted by TheIronDuke

You are not much use to me alive are you? With you Balsamic bleedin vinegar and torn fucking leaves drizzled with this that and the fucking other. But I do love to be proved wrong. So snap to and get good.

I require a recipe I cannot find on Google which, to be perfectly honest, is a lot less hassle than talking to you lot.

Heres the deal. Last night Our Hero buzzed out to get fish and chips for everyone. To an excellent chip shop. So, today we have four half haddocks in quality batter. And a load of good chips.

I must be able to make fishcakes. We have capers, gerkins, salt, pepper, tomato sauce and a stove.

Over to you. Fly my little monkeys.

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Originally Posted by TheIronDuke

And some people wonder why I have prevented you from being murdered. Cheers babes. That is pretty well what I thought but wasnt sure about quantities and that.

I never really bother will quantities when making stuff like that, just lob it in and taste as you go.

Couldn't you take a recipe for normal fishcakes and just modify it, such as change the 'fish' for 'fish in batter' and 'potato' for 'chips'?

Shouldn't be a problem for a 'chef' of your, erm, abilities.

Haven't had decent fishcakes in a while and you've given me some inspiration, I can see it having some potential, a nice variation on the original.

I thought you just told the butler to get cook to make some!! ?