ARmy Rumour SErvice

**jarrod248** · 20-06-2012, 22:20

Originally Posted by tuffy52

The point is that children are suspicious of 'Home Made Sauces',they do however tend to enjoy tinned soup.You can of course make your own sauces but the idea of the post was making a simple easy meal that the grand kids enjoy....

No idea, we were never suspicious of home made sauces and i've no idea why children would be suspicious of them.

**Stonker** · 20-06-2012, 22:30

Originally Posted by jarrod248

If you want to swap your child for this eating, sleeping, hyperactive shitting machine that is my dog you'll find yourself out for early morning walk about 0130hrs before he settles. Awakened by a freezing cold wet nose at anytime he decides it's time he wants to get up and pleasant walks with a thing akin to a springer spaniel bouncing to shoulder height battering you with both paws, running off to return to bash both front paws in your kidneys.
At least he's stopped eating the concrete dining room floor, what do you do in those sauna's?

This thread can solve your problem.

Anyone got a good recipe for 'Dog'?
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Not necessarily saying 'eat the mutt'.

Just let it know you might . . . . .

**Stonker** · 20-06-2012, 22:31

Originally Posted by Lardbeast

Back in the desert. Frog mil rats. The tuna and potato isn't bad but it even makes your wazz stink of tuna and potatoes the next day. WTF do they put in it to make it do that?

Tuna & Potatoes?

(wild guess, man . . . )

**bigeye** · 20-06-2012, 22:38

...a tramp. He was a bit rare though as I ran out of lighter fuel.

**CaptainPlume** · 20-06-2012, 23:33

Originally Posted by jarrod248

No idea, we were never suspicious of home made sauces and i've no idea why children would be suspicious of them.

Sorry, not the NAAFI, but I bet you'd love to introduce Tom Daley to your special, creamy sause. It's organic & everything

**jarrod248** · 20-06-2012, 23:40

Originally Posted by CaptainPlume

Sorry, not the NAAFI, but I bet you'd love to introduce Tom Daley to your special, creamy sause. It's organic & everything

I've sent him a message inviting him to the weekend in Wakefield but he's not replied yet.

**Lardbeast** · 21-06-2012, 11:05

Originally Posted by Stonker

Tuna & Potatoes?

(wild guess, man . . . )

You'd think so, wouldn't you? When I use the same ingredients in a Portuguese fish stew there's no problem, but this stuff has a smell that could gag a maggot. No wonder the Frogs have to run the white flag factories at full tilt when war breaks out. The way they smell makes them too bloody easy to find.

**duty_cook** · 21-06-2012, 11:13

Originally Posted by CaptainPlume

Arrse, have run out of sachets of currysoße, so no currywurst for me tonight while the family are out. may have to have a trip to the chipper for saveloys, picked eggs & chips.

Ketchup and Curry Powder is all you need for an endless supply

**CaptainPlume** · 21-06-2012, 11:18

Originally Posted by duty_cook

Ketchup and Curry Powder is all you need for an endless supply

Thanks for the tip, but I never found the curry powder really amalgamated properly when I tried to improvise. A trip to the German Deli at Borough Market the other week has replened me for the next six months or so, though!

**duty_cook** · 21-06-2012, 12:04

Originally Posted by CaptainPlume

Thanks for the tip, but I never found the curry powder really amalgamated properly when I tried to improvise. A trip to the German Deli at Borough Market the other week has replened me for the next six months or so, though!

Mixing bowl and balloon whisk does the trick