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  1. 21-12-2009, 20:32 #1
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    Nigella Alert....

    For those of us in the UK, Nigella is now on BBC2: double cream, nuts, butter, goose fat and a heaving bosom....

    What is there not to like?

    Impose Radio Silence... :D

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  2. 21-12-2009, 20:36 #2
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    Re: Nigella Alert....

    BBC1 drool...
    "If there is one thing worse than a murderer it's a dirty rotten stinking grass... and that goes for litterbugs as well."
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    Re: Nigella Alert....

    Christmas tart - on now

    Excuse me while I slobber over her wonderful chest.
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  4. 21-12-2009, 20:44 #4
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    Re: Nigella Alert....

    Chocolate, marshmallow, prodigious pavlova (with 8 egg whites whisked to hold its stiff shape... that will form gleaming, alpine peaks...) and garlic oil!

    This is just too much for my heart...

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  5. 21-12-2009, 20:46 #5
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    Re: Nigella Alert....

    She even manages to make sipping a cocktail look slightly arousing.....!!!

    Good call Litotes, you've made my evening!
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    Re: Nigella Alert....

    camera instructions:
    "face shot - Nigella"
    "pan down... - further - oookey - hold it..."
    "and swing to right to cover blender..."
    "enough of that - up to face again - aaah"

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  7. 21-12-2009, 21:24 #7
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    Re: Nigella Alert....

    Why is there always so much mess to clear up in the kitchen after Nigella's been on the box?

    :D :D :D

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    Re: Nigella Alert....

    She really is a MILF. And the food is good as well !
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    Re: Nigella Alert....

    As long as the camera doesn't pan down past her waist. All getting a bit chunky down there.
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  10. 21-12-2009, 23:00 #10
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    Re: Nigella Alert....

    Quote Originally Posted by PlasticCabDriver
    As long as the camera doesn't pan down past her waist. All getting a bit chunky down there.
    puff. that just cushions the ride. :P
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  11. 22-12-2009, 01:18 #11
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    Re: Nigella Alert....



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  12. 22-12-2009, 02:21 #12
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    Re: Nigella Alert....

    Always been a fan of Nigella....not afraid to use rich, fattening ingredients but produced in sensible small portions. Unlike her of course....most blokes I know can't recall what the hell she was cooking as their eye attention was certainly not on the food. Hahaha. Was given "Nigella Express" cookbook for Christmas one year by a bloke, rather surprised until I noticed the Nigella inscription inside. He must of thought he was in pig clover having the oppor of drooling over her and bagging me a pressie at the same time. The recipes are surprisingly easy to throw together and contain a selection of those naughty desserts she is famous for.

    I remember the 'goose fat' which I used one Christmas, had the best roast potatoes and....high cholesterol afterwards!
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    Re: Nigella Alert....

    After Saturday Morning Kitchen, on last Saturday surprisingly, Nigella done a party food show and the piece de resistance was her bimbling into the kitchen wearing a clingy silky robe :D Can't remember what she was cooking but it had some beans and chorizo in it.
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    Re: Nigella Alert....

    Quote Originally Posted by PlasticCabDriver
    As long as the camera doesn't pan down past her waist. All getting a bit chunky down there.

    Heretic.
    Nigella will do just fine as she is :D
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    Re: Nigella Alert....

    Quote Originally Posted by jagman
    Quote Originally Posted by PlasticCabDriver
    As long as the camera doesn't pan down past her waist. All getting a bit chunky down there.

    Heretic.
    Nigella will do just fine as she is :D
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