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    TAXI!


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    Re: Nigella Alert....

    Always been a fan of Nigella....not afraid to use rich, fattening ingredients but produced in sensible small portions. Unlike her of course....most blokes I know can't recall what the hell she was cooking as their eye attention was certainly not on the food. Hahaha. Was given "Nigella Express" cookbook for Christmas one year by a bloke, rather surprised until I noticed the Nigella inscription inside. He must of thought he was in pig clover having the oppor of drooling over her and bagging me a pressie at the same time. The recipes are surprisingly easy to throw together and contain a selection of those naughty desserts she is famous for.

    I remember the 'goose fat' which I used one Christmas, had the best roast potatoes and....high cholesterol afterwards!
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    After Saturday Morning Kitchen, on last Saturday surprisingly, Nigella done a party food show and the piece de resistance was her bimbling into the kitchen wearing a clingy silky robe :D Can't remember what she was cooking but it had some beans and chorizo in it.

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    Re: Nigella Alert....

    Quote Originally Posted by PlasticCabDriver
    As long as the camera doesn't pan down past her waist. All getting a bit chunky down there.

    Heretic.
    Nigella will do just fine as she is :D

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    Quote Originally Posted by jagman
    Quote Originally Posted by PlasticCabDriver
    As long as the camera doesn't pan down past her waist. All getting a bit chunky down there.

    Heretic.
    Nigella will do just fine as she is :D
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    Re: Nigella Alert....

    Quote Originally Posted by JoeCivvie
    Quote Originally Posted by jagman
    Quote Originally Posted by PlasticCabDriver
    As long as the camera doesn't pan down past her waist. All getting a bit chunky down there.

    Heretic.
    Nigella will do just fine as she is :D
    Lynching or burning? Both?

    For critising the lovely Nigella, both. receded by public flogging

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    Re: Nigella Alert....

    Quote Originally Posted by Bowmore_Assassin
    She really is a MILF. And the food is good as well !
    Hmmmm MILF's

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    Quote Originally Posted by uk_numpty
    Quote Originally Posted by Bowmore_Assassin
    She really is a MILF. And the food is good as well !
    Hmmmm MILF's

    Hmmmm Food

    I'd like to eat it off Nigella...

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    NSFW....but i like it.....

    Naughty Nigella

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bixslade
    NSFW....but i like it.....

    Naughty Nigella
    Thanks, now I have to go and change my trousers due to a wet day dream.


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