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10-12-2009, 12:03 #1
Hare of the Dog???
Somebody gave me a FOB bunny the other day. I've ripped it's fur coat off and taken all the inside bits out of it. What should I do with it now?
It's lying in the kitchen at the moment like a naked headless greyhound ... it's starting to scare me ...
In the NAAFI so as I can have sensible answers and daft ones.
BTW ... it no longer has genitalia.
Years ago it was suggested that an apple a day kept the doctor away. But since all the doctors are now Muslim, I've found that a bacon sandwich works best.
I hate all this terrorist business. I used to love the days when you could look at an unattended bag on a train or bus and think to yourself; I’m having that.
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10-12-2009, 12:04 #2Senior Member
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Fcuk it and eat it.
Excerpt from The Four Slappers of the Apocalypse.
And when I had opened the fourth beer, I heard the voice of the fourth beast say, Come and see.
And I looked, and behold a pale horse: and her that sat on him was the wife, and Hell followed with her......
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10-12-2009, 12:05 #3Senior Member
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Chop it up and make a stew, just treat it as you would a nice chicken
And to think, I had no Idea I could bring so much fun and frivolity to others
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10-12-2009, 12:06 #4Senior Member
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Dice it and put it in a pie!!
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10-12-2009, 12:07 #5Senior Member
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Re: Hare of the Dog???
Good idea, lube it with butter then fcek the neck hole.
Originally Posted by tropper66
Excerpt from The Four Slappers of the Apocalypse.
And when I had opened the fourth beer, I heard the voice of the fourth beast say, Come and see.
And I looked, and behold a pale horse: and her that sat on him was the wife, and Hell followed with her......
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10-12-2009, 12:08 #6Senior Member
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Re: Hare of the Dog???
What? Bum it senseless then set it alight? Originally Posted by tropper66
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Re: Hare of the Dog???
Bunny has quite a strong flavour, curry it.
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I'm Welsh, I only do that to spring lambs Originally Posted by Fallschirmjager
What? Bum it senseless then set it alight? Originally Posted by tropper66
And to think, I had no Idea I could bring so much fun and frivolity to others
There are two types of people that dislike me,
the envious and the stupid
HAPPY NOW
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10-12-2009, 12:11 #9
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Make sure there is enough liquid or use a bit of streaky bacon with it as it can go very dry as it is an extremely lean meat.
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10-12-2009, 12:12 #10Senior Member
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Re: Hare of the Dog???
Take it to work and place in the drawers (read that as you will) of most squeamish woman there and then use the ice cold glare to freeze it for use after Christmas as an alternative to Turkey.
Simples!
recipe suggestion would be along the lines of the Hugh eats-Ferns-and-little-things rabbit curry.This is the voice of the Mysterons.............
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10-12-2009, 12:13 #11
Re: Hare of the Dog???
I've been in the Falklands for 6 weeks now so might be inclined to some form of bunny love before cooking ...
Years ago it was suggested that an apple a day kept the doctor away. But since all the doctors are now Muslim, I've found that a bacon sandwich works best.
I hate all this terrorist business. I used to love the days when you could look at an unattended bag on a train or bus and think to yourself; I’m having that.
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10-12-2009, 12:24 #12Senior Member
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Re: Hare of the Dog???
Rabbit Casserole
1 rabbit
a couple of rashers of smoked streaky bacon
onion whole small are best about 12
2 sticks celery
1 red pepper
150 mil chicken stock
15 mil olive oil
white wine, 1/2 glass
some rosemary
chop rabbit and coat in seasoned flour fry with bacon and transfer to casserole
fry onions in same panadding peppers and celery
chuck it all in the pot add stock and wine, herbs
cook for 1, 1 1/2 hoursAnd to think, I had no Idea I could bring so much fun and frivolity to others
There are two types of people that dislike me,
the envious and the stupid
HAPPY NOW
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10-12-2009, 12:25 #13
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And change that formica worktop, it's so 70's! :D
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10-12-2009, 12:26 #14Senior Member
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slow cook it in a casserole. I believe red wine works
I hope you've kept the skin and heed for a sock puppet (so you'll have someone to talk to)
You might want to try the trout down there as well, if poachings your thingToodlepip
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10-12-2009, 12:28 #15
Re: Hare of the Dog???
BTW this is not your run of the mill bunny but a FOB Falkland hare ... somebody told me they are tough b@stards and need to be slow cooked for about a month?
Years ago it was suggested that an apple a day kept the doctor away. But since all the doctors are now Muslim, I've found that a bacon sandwich works best.
I hate all this terrorist business. I used to love the days when you could look at an unattended bag on a train or bus and think to yourself; I’m having that.
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