Was always a fan of crumbled oxo's on my cheese sarnies, cheesy meaty tanginess cannot be beat.

Originally Posted by Gremlin

Originally Posted by lonegroover

Originally Posted by treborre

A strong Cheddar Cheese with strawberry jam smothered all over it

On top of an oatmeal block.

Replace the cheddar with Cheese Possessed and you are spot on!

no,no, cheese possessed with MARMALADE mmmmmmmm......................

A Scotch egg cut in half with the egg removed, a handful of cheese n onion crisps thrown in, lashings of vinegar into it and some salt n pepper followed by as much full fat hellmans mayo you can fit over it without spilling. Then try and fit the full half into your mouth in one go. Excellent washed down with a nice can of stella


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As a teenager... many mooms ago whilst doing pratice exped for DofE Gold award (yes i did get it thanks), i grossed out the rest of the exped members for some reason... with the following.

Sandwich bread with butter, peanut butter ... has to be crunchy sort, then processed cheese slice... orange type, with strawberry jam(Hartleys) on the other slice of bread...

mmm mmm mouth slavering at thought of it now... and the missus has texted wanting me to bring a pregnancy test home... hmmm...

Originally Posted by treborre

A strong Cheddar Cheese with strawberry jam smothered all over it

That would be tinned jam of course and even cheese possesed:D

Two slices of toast: one with honey, one with Marmite. Squish together and enjoy. Feck I'm hungry now

Originally Posted by plankton

A Scotch egg cut in half with the egg removed, a handful of cheese n onion crisps thrown in, lashings of vinegar into it and some salt n pepper followed by as much full fat hellmans mayo you can fit over it without spilling. Then try and fit the full half into your mouth in one go. Excellent washed down with a nice can of stella


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Fu
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I might have to try that.

Originally Posted by Gundulph

I was in a bedford in Kenya with a lad from 3 Para MT, he was talking about how he couldn't wait to get back to the 'Shot' so he could down a large Guinness, when I casually mentioned I didn't drink the Black Stuff he almost put me through the windscreen when he slammed on the breaks, turned to me and said "Why the F*&^ don't you like Guinness?!!!!" - I knew there was no way we were going anywhere until the problem was resolved so just replied that I preferred Bitter or Lager. We sat there while he pondered on my answer before telling me to promise as soon as I got back to blighty that I would try it with a drop of Creme De Menthe dropped in and well mixed

"Creme De Fckuking Menthe" I thought to myself before he continued and said it tasted like Mint Choc Chip Ice Cream!!! I had to lie and promise I would try it as soon as I got back, before he started up and we moved off again...

Admittedly I never did try his Mint Choc Chip ice cream flavoured pint of Guinness but I did develop a liking for Guinness upon my return, without the Creme De menthe...

Christ alive.. was he winding you up? This is is a variant of the 'car bomb' a cocktail ordered and downed to the accompaniment of Provo songs and general pro-IRA banter. This was the source of a major and I mean major scuffle in a New York bar in 1993 when some Brits took exception to the aforementioned drink - and it's consumers.

I do recall a supporter of the 'modern day Robin Hood freedom
fighters for the good Irish Folk' who was more than a little taken aback to get dropped by an ash tray to the chops.

Originally Posted by BarkingSpider

Originally Posted by sawdogxix

All this talk of fine food is making me hungry, it's a shame I don't have any Mucky Fat at hand, wi salt on, or is this just a Northern thing?
MUCKY FAT

Fixed the link for you.

Mucky fat. MmmmMmmmmmMmmmmm...
Oh yes. Bread and drip is a favourite here. Daren't have it too often though.

Oh God, Mucky drippin' with salt on hot brown toast..... Hang on, I've just had an involuntary sexual experience in my trousers.

Rancid Newky brown,tennants lager,babycham,pony kick plus half a Sqn's piss down in one with said bread and dripping and various left over vol-au vants.Then start again on the Newky.