- 05-12-2011, 22:42 #1
ARRSE Xmas Give Away - Win a £50 Amazon Gift Voucher
To celebrate Xmas we're running a competition to win a £50 Amazon Gift voucher. To enter simply click here and put in your details.
Competition will run until Xmas Eve which should mean the lucky person will be able to hit the January sales with their voucher.
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- 05-12-2011, 22:44 #2
- 05-12-2011, 22:45 #3
Back off Slugster....it's mine.
''Up 800 - 4 men stood anxiously''
- 05-12-2011, 22:45 #4
Too late losers! My name is already on it!
Wyrd bið ful aræd
- 05-12-2011, 22:54 #5
In like Flynn
Bomb_Mac's from the RA where spastic's lie thick,
And the women are mingers and get on your wick.
If his Mum was a sex-toy she'd be a large dildo,
With his Dad as a c***-ring, too small for a Bilbo.
- 05-12-2011, 22:57 #6
Don't look any further it's mine all mine!
It's Tommy this an' Tommy that
an' "Chuck 'im out the brute",
But it's "Saviour of 'is Country,
when the guns begin to shoot.
R Kipling
Random Strawb 'So what do you do for a living?'
Pararegtom 'I'm a milkman.'
Smudge67er 'Yes, he milks men for a living.'
- 05-12-2011, 23:05 #7
Step away from the voucher you gaggle of bastards and no-one gets hurt.
Steven Seagull is a rotten, intenet bully, a seventh generation cunt, he was born in a state of misery, half-cooked with a mean streak a mile wide. Over the years he has developed a passion for human oddities, presdigitation, tattooing and torture.
- 05-12-2011, 23:21 #8Senior Member

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At last!!!
Finally there is a competition which most (not all) ARRSERs will be able to enter and get the answers correct!!!
"Patience is counting down without blasting off."
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- 05-12-2011, 23:25 #9
I've entered, but I think I fucked the 1st question up.
ARRSE World Cup 2010 Fantasy World Cup Mode ChampionRunning dogs over since 2002
- 05-12-2011, 23:37 #10
Entered
Here's to a long life and a merry one
A quick death and an easy one
A pretty girl and an honest one
A cold beer and another one!




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