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    ARRSE Xmas Give Away - Win a £50 Amazon Gift Voucher

    To celebrate Xmas we're running a competition to win a £50 Amazon Gift voucher. To enter simply click here and put in your details.

    Competition will run until Xmas Eve which should mean the lucky person will be able to hit the January sales with their voucher.

    Good luck!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bad CO View Post
    To celebrate Xmas we're running a competition to win a £50 Amazon Gift voucher. To enter simply click here and put in your details.

    Competition will run until Xmas Eve which should mean the lucky person will be able to hit the January sales with their voucher.

    Good luck!
    I'm in. Shooooooooooooes!

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    Step away from the voucher you gaggle of bastards and no-one gets hurt.
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    At last!!!

    Finally there is a competition which most (not all) ARRSERs will be able to enter and get the answers correct!!!
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