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Discuss Win a Blackhawk UK Special Forces Knife - worth £210 in Competitions on The Army Rumour Service; Originally Posted by Mark The Convict I think I'll call mine 'Mack' you'll never get it even if you win check the aus customs and border protection page for some of the blades they've siezed...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mark The Convict View Post
    I think I'll call mine 'Mack'
    you'll never get it even if you win

    check the aus customs and border protection page for some of the blades they've siezed

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    Ha! You're just trying to psych me out, it's mine I tell you, mine!

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    Your goods will be seized and destroyed and you may face serious consequences, including fines of up to $250,000 or 10 years jail, or both.
    nope thats trying to psych you out

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    Customs walt!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mark The Convict View Post
    Customs walt!
    enviromental protection walt if you dont mind

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    I know of at least 3 occasions in the last 20 years when an Australian citizen has returned from hilarious and touching adventures in the US with a very large knife. The Croc skin waistcoat was much, much more offensive.

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    3???????? you mean they made a third one

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    Quote Originally Posted by mrrandom View Post
    3???????? you mean they made a third one
    You're missing the point..
    "Two thousand pounds of education
    Drops to a ten-rupee jezail"

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    no i'm in shock they made a 3rd croc dundee film


    oh and don't start all that kinfe joke stuff again

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    Mr R, I have checked the Customs site, and am forced to admit that you are in fact correct, you bastard. I'll have to report Sikh now. See what you made me do?

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