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why not become a state certified sex coach?

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by Fireplace, Jan 13, 2013.

  1. Fireplace

    Fireplace Clanker

  2. CivvyPete

    CivvyPete Clanker

    Is that the coach full of nurses from......

    some other thread...
  3. weekend_worrier

    weekend_worrier Clanker

    Really disappointed.

    Thought this had something to do with the 'Bangbus' series, a cinematic masterpiece that has scandalously avoided recognition from the Academy Awards Committee.
  4. WolvoExPunk

    WolvoExPunk Clanker

    They've got them in Holland, so why not over here? I saw a docu years ago about an English chap who wanted to lose his virginity. He had lessons from some old bat in Amsterdam, on how to feel relaxed with a woman and suchlike. She eventually took his cherry.

    It cost him a fair bit, what with quite a few visits over there. He could have shagged a good looking one down the red light area for a lot less. Mindja, he doens't look like the sharpest tool in the box

    Virgin School - YouTube
  5. Fireplace

    Fireplace Clanker

    It was difficult to tell from the headline. Coach (bus?) or coach (trainer?)
  6. h301593

    h301593 Crow

  7. Tricky1982

    Tricky1982 Clanker

    How many women that look like this will be going to those sex therapists baffled as to why their husband can't get a hard on over them anymore?
  8. Camm1

    Camm1 Clanker

    Its because they look like buses / coaches.
  9. h301593

    h301593 Crow

  10. JoeCivvie

    JoeCivvie Clanker MiA (Donor)

    I'd probably make a good sex couch.
  11. MikeMcc

    MikeMcc Clanker

    Oh I really, really think I can resist...!
  12. h301593

    h301593 Crow

  13. I drive a truck so I reckon I can drive a bus. How hard could it be?

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  14. It might not be an easy job but someone has to do it.

    I've doubt among the obvious candidates there will be the rare jem!!!

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