why not become a state certified sex coach?

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  1. Fireplace
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  2. CivvyPete
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    Is that the coach full of nurses from......



    some other thread...
     
  3. weekend_worrier
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    Really disappointed.

    Thought this had something to do with the 'Bangbus' series, a cinematic masterpiece that has scandalously avoided recognition from the Academy Awards Committee.
     
  4. WolvoExPunk
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    They've got them in Holland, so why not over here? I saw a docu years ago about an English chap who wanted to lose his virginity. He had lessons from some old bat in Amsterdam, on how to feel relaxed with a woman and suchlike. She eventually took his cherry.

    It cost him a fair bit, what with quite a few visits over there. He could have shagged a good looking one down the red light area for a lot less. Mindja, he doens't look like the sharpest tool in the box

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  5. Fireplace
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    It was difficult to tell from the headline. Coach (bus?) or coach (trainer?)
     
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  7. goatrutar
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  8. Tricky1982
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    How many women that look like this will be going to those sex therapists baffled as to why their husband can't get a hard on over them anymore?
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  9. Camm1
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    Its because they look like buses / coaches.
     
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  11. JoeCivvie
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    I'd probably make a good sex couch.
     
  12. MikeMcc
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    Oh I really, really think I can resist...!
     
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  14. goatrutar
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    I drive a truck so I reckon I can drive a bus. How hard could it be?


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  15. It might not be an easy job but someone has to do it.

    I've doubt among the obvious candidates there will be the rare jem!!!