Who do you really hate

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  1. kaiser

    kaiser Clanker

    Well i dont know if this has been posted before, if it has sorry.
    But seriously who do you hate the most.
    Is it your ex wife/ Girlfriend.
    Or the bastard that made your life a misery in the forces.
    Or some poor unsuspecting person, that doesnt know it.
    Mine was a sweet poor unsuspecting woman, that i thought could benefit from my experience.
    Oh i discovered, in the space of 3 years, she was a cross between Hitler in drag and the Devil, well shes now long gone, thank f**k.
    Mrs Palmer and her 4 daughters are really better.
    They dont complain whatever i do.
  2. I have to kill my commissioner the dried up fucking old cunt must die and the voodoo doll hasn't worked.
  3. stacker1

    stacker1 LE

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  4. Milodude

    Milodude Old-Salt

    Pikeys,..Illegals,... Don't even get me started on illegal pikeys.
  5. The Murse

    The Murse Clanker

    cristina fernandez
  6. Arte_et_Marte

    Arte_et_Marte LE Moderator
    1. Arrse on 2 Wheels

    After stacker post #3, I have no more to say on the matter.

    Other than... One day, hopefully, a new guy will post something interesting, informative or funny. Slightly amusing would suffice if the spelling and grammar came up to scratch.

    Starting a wanky thread that's been done to fucking death in one guise or another is just that, a wanky thread, (that's been done to fucking death) and to give an apology in the opening line, regarding whether this has been done before or not, smacks of sheer idleness. You lazy cunt.

    Although, you could have started a thread about shirt sleeve order. Now that shows originality.

    I've now lost the will to live, and I had such a good day.

    As I said, I have no more to say on the matter. Nor do I have the time or inclination to comment.
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  7. Roger_The_Cat

    Roger_The_Cat LE

    No-one. I would have said Thatcher but she's too doolally to realise so what's the point?
  8. XRE_987

    XRE_987 LE

    That's a shame. A couple of paragraphs would have been nice.

    I hate squirrels. Mainly those grey bastard infiltrator cunts, but reds are also evil.

    Watch your backs, people, they have a plan!

    Obviously you need to watch your fronts, too. If you're female I can arrange to do that for you.

    Gratis to anything above a C cup.
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  9. azimghur1990

    azimghur1990 Old-Salt

    I hate people who hate people.

    Hate is too strong a word.

    Unles you are a nazi or some extremist fundamentalist religous nutter.

    I hate religion all of them. Its all bollocks.
  10. Are you Jewish?
  11. trowel


    If he`s a 4x2, he`s not a very good one if he hates religion.
  12. azimghur1990

    azimghur1990 Old-Salt

    ha ha... nope i have no denomination.

    Athiest I suppose. The non prophet organisation.

    But religion is on an other thread so I will leave it at that.
  13. You fucking dirty vegan.
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  14. azimghur1990

    azimghur1990 Old-Salt

    Far from vegan.

    I probably eat far too many dead animals.

    I HATE vegans and tree hugging smelly wankers.

    But i like trees.