What's the "Holy Grail" of unseen celebrity tits?

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  1. Apologies, if this has already been done, but which pair of celebrity tits would you dearly love to see?

    As a younger man, it was Dolly Parton's. I still haven't gotten over the disappointment of seeing her on the front cover of Playboy, only to discover that she kept her clothes on inside.
  2. devexwarrior
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    Sandra Bullock is rather shy about getting them out for the boys and I'd pay good money to cop a load of Lucy "Zena Warrior Pricessess" Lawless in the buff.
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  3. B_AND_T
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    Cherie Blair!
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  4. HHH
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    All of them over 16 & under 100
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  5. Markintime
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    Gordon Broon's Mrs - don't know why, probably because it would cause him pain.
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  6. HHH
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    You have seen them her husband & father. And a fine pair of tits they are.
  7. cowboyjim
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    Watch 'Spartacus blood and sand', she gets baps out all the time in that.
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  8. smudge67er
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    Beaten to it! See above........

    I always wanted to see Sally Fletcher from Home and Away back in the day. I know someone leaked a home porn video on the net, and I've seen it, but the quality was poor, and not much worth viewing.

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  9. steven seagull
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    Look for a film called "Fire on the Amazon" it features Ms Bullock starkers doing reverse cowboy with a chap. Shite film though.
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  11. mac_uk
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    Google is your friend

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    Sandra Bullock

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    Lucy Lawless


    A whole 20 minutes and no-one's asked for Maddie yet? She must have lost her appeal
  12. Boozy
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    Boozy

    this is quite a topical thread given today is apparently "national cleavage day"
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  13. netleyned
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    Cat Deeley. Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm... oh and my boss (she's not a celeb, but has a fantatsic pair that look like puppies fighting under a duvet when she walks).
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  14. brownman
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    Holly Willoubooby or Nigella Lawson

    It's a toss up between the two..
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  15. HHH
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    Do you not mean off.
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