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Weapons of Walt

A Walt mate of mine likes to say 'I could kill a person with this pen ( biro, admittedly, not provided by Q )'. Looking around you, what, using your SF skills could you kill someone with? I'm looking at a 1960s deck chair.
 
A 1960s deckchairs is only ever dangerous to the user, you've never actually seen one let alone trained on one.

I call leisure kit Walt.
 
I could quite happily murder someone with my telly. Anyone from the BBC or a singing/karaoke/Cowell industries minion/fake singer would be first. It's a telly slinging martial art called Samsung
 
I'll have you know I've used this teaspoon to dig out foxholes in the sand, got a sharp edge....the woman at the beach cafe will tell you. She gave it me....
 
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