Tourettes chap does Karaoke - Youtube vid

Discussion in 'Blue Jokes' started by IssacHunt, Nov 1, 2010.

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  1. IssacHunt


    It seriously made me weep as I laughed so hard yet also felt sorry for the chap.

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  2. toffeewrapper1

    toffeewrapper1 LE

    Does anybody know how to get Lamb Rogan Josh out of the inner workings of a laptop ?

    Shouldn't mock the,lets!!
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  3. Dennis48

    Dennis48 War Hero

  4. hackle

    hackle LE

    Excellent!! Not genuine, but a reasonable facsimile.
  5. Kromeriz

    Kromeriz LE

    IssacHunt. Location Czech Republic. Drinking Slovak Zlaty Bazant... Now that is what you call an arse!
  6. IssacHunt



    Allow me to retort.

    I live in the Czech Republic, Moravia. The avatar pic was taken in February 2010 on a biz trip to Zarnovica in Slovakia. I'm a programmer and build websites for businesses. My real name is Andy, I'm ex REME and spent my last 3 Army years at 3 Cdo Bde Air Sqn Yeovilton in Somerset. I retired in 1990. The reason I'm in this country is because the beer is excellent and the fanny second to none.

    I currently earn a fortune (relatively speaking) and have a nymphomaniac girlfriend 15 years younger than me, oh and did I mention the beer?

    All the best and if you want to call me an Arse again then please do fill your boots cos I don't actually give a fucking toss.

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  7. purplegunner

    purplegunner Old-Salt

    If this chap was on the X Factor, I'd actually watch it. Love to see the faces of Simon Cowell and co.
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  8. Yeah_Innit_Blud

    Yeah_Innit_Blud RIP

    He's not a very good singer, is he?
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  10. Ryder02

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  11. Tremaine


    I'll be in your area soon, for no real reason as I haven't thought one up yet. Give me a few days. You said something about fannyand beer.

    and stares into the distance
  12. Nobby Sapper

    Nobby Sapper LE

    I know you shouldn't laugh but...........
    Its the way Michael Steip always wishes he could have recorded it.

    Just brought to mind this though. Very apt.

  13. Schaden

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  14. sirbhp

    sirbhp LE Book Reviewer

    fucking brill my sides are hurting with me laffing, an its half five in the morning .
  15. wastedyouth

    wastedyouth Swinger

    shit im having moral clash , funny as, but i shouldnt be laughing , poor cahnt , lolololololol