The man with the ten tonne testicles

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  1. Shame he could have made a fortune as a bukaki stunt double.
     
  2. Based on the size of his cock, it's a lose-lose.
     
  3. My one inch cock is down to similar operation years ago. No laughing matter.
     
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  4. One Inch Man - lonely soul
    Two Inch Man - gimme more
    Five steps and back, get him back
    Three steps enough, get him up

    Always so lonely, lonely, lonely

    One Inch Man, lonely soul
    Two Inch Man, gimme more

    Always so lonely, lonely, lonely
    One Inch Man, he's so lonely, oh, he's breathin'

    Damn my thoughts for you, do you really wanna fuck me?
    Love my time for you, do you really wanna hold me?
    Had my time for you, do you really wanna hold me?
    Love my time for you, do you really wanna?

    Always so lonely, One Inch Man, he's breathin'
    Always so lonely, lonely, lonely
    One Inch Man, he's so lonely, oh!
     
  5. Bollocks!
     
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  7. Just spotted this and turned over

    Fucking Hell
     
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  8. Buster has got fuck all on these Indian loons that are on now
     
  9. I've seen a few of these now (but nowhere near as big).

    I did one during training, I was scrubbed at the table.

    The surgeon cut into the tunica and it spurted fluid everywhere. He did it on purpose to catch me out I think.

    But that wasn't as bad as when some huge piles squirted blood into the face of the surgeon I was working with. She got it full in the face. Or the person vomiting faeces, nor the candle stuck up the perv's arrse.

    If you like these stories I do dinner parties...
     
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  10. He'd need a pretty big pickle jar to keep them in.
     
  11. Why did nobody buy him a wheelbarrow?